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  • Simon Preston
    Gold Gabber
    • Jun 2004
    • 845

    i can't stop farting...

    getting quite worrying imo
    http://soundcloud.com/simonpreston/simon-preston-summer-2011
  • Kamal
    Administrator
    • May 2002
    • 28835

    #2
    Re: i can't stop farting...

    Originally posted by Simon Preston
    getting quite worrying imo
    stop blowing beanz


    -e-
    www.mjwebhosting.com

    Jib says:
    he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
    Originally posted by ace_dl
    Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
    I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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    • Simon Preston
      Gold Gabber
      • Jun 2004
      • 845

      #3
      i can't... he just so tasty
      http://soundcloud.com/simonpreston/simon-preston-summer-2011

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      • Kamal
        Administrator
        • May 2002
        • 28835

        #4
        fuckin ell....

        Originally posted by Simon Preston
        i can't... he just so tasty
        this is the first thing today that's made me laugh.... thanks simon


        -e-
        www.mjwebhosting.com

        Jib says:
        he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
        Originally posted by ace_dl
        Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
        I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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        • Simon Preston
          Gold Gabber
          • Jun 2004
          • 845

          #5
          always glad to be of service :wink:
          http://soundcloud.com/simonpreston/simon-preston-summer-2011

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          • brakada
            Gold Gabber
            • Jun 2004
            • 622

            #6
            Originally posted by Simon Preston
            i can't... he just so tasty
            SO WHERE THE HELL IS HE?

            Originally posted by Encryption
            this is the first thing today that's made me laugh.... thanks simon
            -e-
            I have a smile on my face from the moment when I first connected to MS and I'm smiling ever since. just can't help it.
            We shall boldly dance, where no man has danced before..."

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            • tiddles
              Encryption, Jr.
              • Jun 2004
              • 6861

              #7
              that's a sure sign of constipation.

              simon needs an enima!
              :o

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              • Simon Preston
                Gold Gabber
                • Jun 2004
                • 845

                #8
                would you sort that out for me please?

                http://soundcloud.com/simonpreston/simon-preston-summer-2011

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                • MJDub
                  Are you Kidding me??
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 2765

                  #9
                  BEANZ!!

                  http://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic

                  You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

                  "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."

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                  • Simon Preston
                    Gold Gabber
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 845

                    #10
                    oh, he's so mushy and spicy....
                    http://soundcloud.com/simonpreston/simon-preston-summer-2011

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                    • sakio pod
                      SALAD TOSSER
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 6034

                      #11
                      yeah my roommate can't stop either

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                      • dohturdima
                        Getting Somewhere
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 193

                        #12
                        Simethincone, baby!! :P
                        Habit is a form of exercise

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                        • cosmo
                          Gold Gabber
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 583

                          #13
                          Anyone ever eat the 'sugar free' chocolate that contains maltitol?

                          It's a sugar substitute that has an extreme laxitave effect.

                          You can't eat more than a few pieces or you will be blowing mud the rest of the evening.

                          Watch out now.

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                          • sakio pod
                            SALAD TOSSER
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 6034

                            #14
                            no but have you ever sharted......

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                            • cosmo
                              Gold Gabber
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 583

                              #15
                              Originally posted by sakio pod
                              no but have you ever sharted......

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