Kids + Margaritaville = Drunk

[asdf_admin]

Kids Visit Margaritaville
Virginia grade schoolers accidentally served alcohol at lunch

SEPTEMBER 29--Earlier this month, the staff, faculty, and Board of Trustees at Virginia's private Alexandria Country Day School had a Mexican-themed dinner complete with some tasty margaritas. For some reason, the leftover hooch was placed in a school refrigerator. You can probably guess what's coming next. On September 10, the booze was mistaken for "limeade" by school workers and actually served at lunch to students in the third, fourth, and fifth grades. The below letter from school head Alexander Harvey was sent home with the kids. The margarita mixup came after the school ran out of milk and apparently had no negative affect of the students, who "sipped it and said that it didn't taste good." They're young, they'll learn. An embarrassed and contrite Harvey promised that booze will now be banned on campus and all faculty parties will be held off-site. (1 page)



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[picklemonkey]

:ROFLMAO:
I was expecting to read "...while we broadcast a pornographic film, 'Backdoor Sluts 9', for the indoor recess."

[skahound]

Kids are such pussies these days. I was pimping my cousin out for PCP when I was 7. And he was only 6!

[asdf_admin]

lets keep this pg please ... the kiddies you know?

[chonkey]

Re: Kids + Margaritaville = Drunk

it's great this happened at some private school.. the uptight conservate parents of these kids must have s&*% a brick when they found out their kids got booze.. when they become alcoholic rebels 10 years later I bet we'll be hearing about some lawsuits....

[beto]

At least it wasn't Smirnoff Strawberry...

[chonkey]

Re: Kids + Margaritaville = Drunk

skahound: that reminds me you ripped me off.. you said he was f&*%ing clean.. I got all three hepatituses and the clap off him.. or maybe it was that testube marked "STDz" I stuck muh weiner in der huh her her huh... uhhhh i can't see

[asdf_admin]

... people are fucking clueless. wtf were they thinking ... ?

think about it ... dont you read lablels when searching ... or do you just open a bottle and go " hey this looks like some shit they can drink"

/my fucking head hurts. i do not understand.

[naDJa]

lmao too funny!

[skahound]

The line from the letter I love is:

"It was determined that it was some leftover margarita mix (with tequila) from a before-school Mexican board/faculty/staff dinner."

Before school? You mean you're teaching our kids while you're blitzed? Absolutely mindless.

[diskofreak]

Re: Kids + Margaritaville = Drunk


make the kids jello shots for dessert

[Jibgolly]

teach 'em young.
sounds like future trailer park residents to me.
"i've been drinking since pre-school, dont tell me how to manage a waffle house!"

[nietzsche]

I think the letter is a fake. It was clearly done on a word processor made after 1972.

[asdf_admin]

^^^ do not turn this into a poli thread. it is far far away. =P

[bananapeel]

Re: Kids + Margaritaville = Drunk

"We ask the students to be honest and admit their mistakes, and we should do the same"

Now we really would have a story if they tried to cover it up.