not even 5 min into 2008...

[Jenks]

i dropped, quite possibly, the turd of the year. hate to call it so early, but it was so impressive. it was one of those where you stand up and look in the bowl and admire it, and you're like- oh fuck yeah! i made that!!!
all year i'm going to measure every duece to that one. it's really tough competition from here on out. the bar has ben set, and raised, for the fucking win son. i shot. i scored.

[clintlove]

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I love the fact that I'm checking on [ms] right after the new year and Jenks is talking about dropping a deuce. May the new year bring you a wet-wipe.

[unkownartist]

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[simonr]

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Well that's my appetite gone. Happy NY !

[chanty]

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Great to hear your colon's working well. Makes me sleep better at night.

[asdf_admin]

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[floridaorange]

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thats one way of creating intimacy

[Yao]

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pics or STFU...

[beanzncheez]

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My first shit of the year was the most perfect looking U I'd ever seen. I should have taken a pic of it and started my shit alphabet.

[ddr]

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i dropped, quite possibly, the turd of the year. hate to call it so early, but it was so impressive. it was one of those where you stand up and look in the bowl and admire it, and you're like- oh fuck yeah! i made that!!!
all year i'm going to measure every duece to that one. it's really tough competition from here on out. the bar has ben set, and raised, for the fucking win son. i shot. i scored.

if was the shiturd of the year, i woulda taken some pics.

[mazi]

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how many curics was it?!
ive layd an 8 curic once.

[AndyH]

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Potentially the funniest thread ever...

[Kat]

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turd facts

[feather]

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For visitors who need to use your toilet.

“Being able to identify a public toilet seat that has just been sat upon (and is thus still warm) is of particular concern to a significant number of the population. Without warning, one can easily sit upon a seat and be instantly repulsed by the trace evidence of a previous user. Conversely, if one is looking for intimate contact with an anonymous stranger without the associated awkwardness of verbal discourse, one could seek out the warm toilet seat. The decision to sit or not to sit is facilitated by the colour change of the seat: orange=cool, yellow=hot. The object retains the heat memory of a previous user and displays it as a visual marker for the next user to assess.” (plusminus website)

[Jenks]

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turd facts

that link taught me more about poop than in needed to know.