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Damn, johns looks like he eats candykids for breakfast.
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I have my views. Words are words. People let them get the better of them. Obviously, if you get hurt by words from someone, especially if you don't know them, then you need to take a look at your self. I never understood why people get so upset at randomness. Do you really need the opinion of others to let you know how you are doing? If so, you should go fuck yourself.
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All been settled since.
Sledging is all part of the game as long as it does not get racist.
South Africa was playing Australia in the late nineties and there was a huge rivalry with SA batsman Darryl Cullinan and Shane Warne.
When Cullinan came into bat he asked Warne why had he got so fat - with a quick reply Warne told him that every time he went around to f#^k his mother she gave him cake afterwards.
Another famous quote was Ian Botham of England telling Warne that it was better to play in England in front of 1000 Englishman than to play in Australia in front of 80 000 convicts
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Couldn't resist some other classics:
Merv Hughes and Viv Richards Merv Hughes usually never short of a word while on the field, rarely keeps quite. During a test match in the West Indies Hughes didn’t say a word to Viv, but continued to stare at him after deliveries. “This is my island, my culture. Don’t you be staring at me? In my culture we just bowl.” Merv didn’t reply, but after he dismissed him he announced to the batsman: “In my culture we just say fuck off”
Ian Healy Vs Ranatunga Ian Healy’s made a legendary comment which was picked up by the Channel 9 microphones when Arjuna Ranatunga called for a runner on a particularly hot night during a one dayer in Sydney… “You don’t get a runner for being an overweight, unfit, fat cunt!”
Mark Waugh Vs Adam Parore
Mark Waugh was standing at second slip, Adam Parore relatively new to cricket came to the crease played and; missed the first ball.
Mark Waugh- “Ohh, I remember you from a couple years ago in Australia. You were shit then, you’re fucking useless now”.
Parore- (Turning around) “Yeah, that’s me and when I was there you were going out with that old, ugly shit and now I hear you’ve married her. You dumb cunt.”
Ravi Shastri Vs Mike Whitney
Its common knowledge that Indian’s usually don’t resort to sledging, and the Aussies swear by it. In this rare occasion the tables had turned and it was the Aussies who were at the receiving end.
Shastri hits the ball towards Mike Whitney (the 12th man in the game) and looks for a single, this guy gets the ball in and says
Whitney: “If you leave the crease I’ll break your fucking head”
Shastri didn’t bat an eyelid before replying: “If you could bat as well as you can talk you wouldn’t be the fucking 12th man”
Merv Hughes Vs Cronje
Merv Hughes was one of the greatest exponents of the fine “art” of sledging. Once during a tour game in South Africa Hughes was bowling to Hansie Cronje. It was an especially flat wicket and Cronje was hitting Hughes for fours and sixes all over the place.
After the umpteenth boundary, Hughes headed down the pitch, stood near Cronje, let out a fart and said: “Try hitting that for six.”
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