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  • clintlove
    Hey girl, ya Hungry?
    • Jun 2004
    • 3264

    Planet Earth ; bird commits suicide

    So I'm at work this morning and while standing around talking to our delivery drivers, we hear a really loud thud/crash. My initial reaction was that someone got in a wreck, so we ran outside only to see traffic flowing just fine. Then I thought a piece of furniture had fallen over outside (we line new inventory up on the sidewalk outside the store before we bring it in) but nothing had fallen. Bewildered I turn around to go back inside, and noticed a pigeon twiching on the ground. The son of a bitch had flown straight into the window at full speed. He hit it so hard that his brains literally exploded all over the window and the ground. It was fucking crazy. I've never seen anything like this before in my life. I took some pics with my phone. Look at it's brains on the window seal. If you look closely at the bird, you can see his head was totally flattened. Poor lil bugga.




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  • feather
    Shanghai ooompa loompa
    • Jul 2004
    • 20894

    #2
    Re: Planet Earth ; bird commits suicide

    Whoa ... WTF

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    Originally posted by Hoff
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    Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

    I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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    • floridaorange
      I'm merely a humble butler
      • Dec 2005
      • 29116

      #3
      Re: Planet Earth ; bird commits suicide

      Great photos, I've heard/seen this happen...actually only once. It is kind of morbid to experience though. Poor bird ...think about it though, even humans run into screen doors and glass doors, i've seen that happen more than I have a bird flying into glass

      It was fun while it lasted...

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      • nick007
        DUDERZ get a life!!!
        • Oct 2007
        • 6095

        #4
        Re: Planet Earth ; bird commits suicide

        Great pics poor bird, once a bat flew into our house when I was young and got stuck in my mothers hair. Wish we had video back then, would have made a great vid.

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        • Dhar_2
          meat and potatoes
          • Jun 2004
          • 18916

          #5
          Re: Planet Earth ; bird commits suicide

          poor bird!

          its a damn rat with wings. vermin infested, poop dropping post car cleaning, piece of death!

          one less, the better for it!

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          • poults
            Platinum Poster
            • Nov 2006
            • 1987

            #6
            Re: Planet Earth ; bird commits suicide

            Originally posted by nick007
            Great pics poor bird, once a bat flew into our house when I was young and got stuck in my mothers hair. Wish we had video back then, would have made a great vid.

            I would love to see that happen to someone.
            Originally posted by Hoff

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            • Dhar_2
              meat and potatoes
              • Jun 2004
              • 18916

              #7
              Re: Planet Earth ; bird commits suicide

              ^ ???

              why

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              • poults
                Platinum Poster
                • Nov 2006
                • 1987

                #8
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                I just think it would be funny to watch there reaction.
                Originally posted by Hoff

                ejejejejejejejejeje!!!!! you always delivering some good dogs shits !!! thankyou

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                • Santa
                  Getting Somewhere
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 196

                  #9
                  Re: Planet Earth ; bird commits suicide

                  Same stuff (the pigeon, not the bat) happened a dozen time at my parent's house. The birds think they can fly through the house, from one (big) window to the other (big) one.
                  Usually, they are only knocked-out and recover several minutes later.
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                  • jasonemryss
                    Getting Somewhere
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 137

                    #10
                    Re: Planet Earth ; bird commits suicide

                    poor bird!!!

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                    • Garrick
                      DUDERZ get a life!!!
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 6764

                      #11
                      Re: Planet Earth ; bird commits suicide

                      i actually held a purple martin for about half an hour a month ago at my parents after it slammed into the window, saved it from my cat before the cat tore it up. when it finally came to within 10-15 minutes, it just didn't want to leave. it was kinda cool. maybe i was its new mama.


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                      • KinKyJ
                        Platinum Poser
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 13438

                        #12
                        Re: Planet Earth ; bird commits suicide

                        Poor bird, poor bird? Pigeons are flying rats for crying out loud. Fucking germ pools with wings!

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                        • unkownartist
                          Banned
                          • Nov 2005
                          • 4146

                          #13
                          Re: Planet Earth ; bird commits suicide

                          lol that happened with me a few years ago but i dont think the bird was hurt

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                          • day_for_night
                            Are you Kidding me??
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 4127

                            #14
                            Re: Planet Earth ; bird commits suicide

                            it usually happens when they see the reflection of a tree (or some other object they want to land on) in the window.

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