So I'm at work this morning and while standing around talking to our delivery drivers, we hear a really loud thud/crash. My initial reaction was that someone got in a wreck, so we ran outside only to see traffic flowing just fine. Then I thought a piece of furniture had fallen over outside (we line new inventory up on the sidewalk outside the store before we bring it in) but nothing had fallen. Bewildered I turn around to go back inside, and noticed a pigeon twiching on the ground. The son of a bitch had flown straight into the window at full speed. He hit it so hard that his brains literally exploded all over the window and the ground. It was fucking crazy. I've never seen anything like this before in my life. I took some pics with my phone. Look at it's brains on the window seal. If you look closely at the bird, you can see his head was totally flattened. Poor lil bugga.



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