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  • buckman
    Platinum Poster
    • Jun 2004
    • 2069

    Funny

    A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several
    months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.

    One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she
    sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears,

    "You know what?"

    "You have been with me all through the bad times."

    "When I got fired, you were there to support me."

    "When my business failed, you were there."

    "When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you
    stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my
    side. You know what?"

    "What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart filled with warmth.

    "I think you're bad luck...get the fuck away from me!"
    " Darkness Imprisioning Me
    All That I See
    Absolute Horror
    I Cannot Live
    I Cannot Die
    Trapped In Myself
    Body My Holding Cell"-James Hetfield(Metallica)


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  • sakio pod
    SALAD TOSSER
    • Jun 2004
    • 6034

    #2

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    • MJ
      Here since 2002
      • Jun 2004
      • 6560

      #3
      Nice

      I was thinking of giving the `Why i fired my secratary` an airing cos that is one fine joke.
      mjwebhosting you know it makes sense



      Silentium est aureum

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      • dawnx
        The Donator
        • Jun 2004
        • 534

        #4

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        • Northern Exposed
          Getting Somewhere
          • Jun 2004
          • 164

          #5
          Originally posted by Musical Journey
          Nice

          I was thinking of giving the `Why i fired my secratary` an airing cos that is one fine joke.
          I'd agree. That was hilarious.

          Here's one.

          Q: A Jew and a pizza get in a fight in an oven. Who wins?

          A: The Jew because he has home court advantage.

          Note: A Jewish friend of mine told me this...so it's ok to repeat it.
          I ain't no damn noobie. Bitch.

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          • mario belter
            Addiction started
            • Jun 2004
            • 274

            #6
            your avatar is way funnier buckman

            :wink:

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            • buckman
              Platinum Poster
              • Jun 2004
              • 2069

              #7
              Originally posted by mario belter
              your avatar is way funnier buckman

              :wink:
              the scary thing is i went to high school with that kid.now thats funny
              " Darkness Imprisioning Me
              All That I See
              Absolute Horror
              I Cannot Live
              I Cannot Die
              Trapped In Myself
              Body My Holding Cell"-James Hetfield(Metallica)


              soulseek sn buckman28

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              • MrMouse
                Getting Somewhere
                • Jun 2004
                • 141

                #8
                Funny Story / joke.
                Funny avatar.

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                • Kamal
                  Administrator
                  • May 2002
                  • 28835

                  #9
                  story

                  Originally posted by buckman
                  Originally posted by mario belter
                  your avatar is way funnier buckman

                  :wink:
                  the scary thing is i went to high school with that kid.now thats funny
                  likely story, I bet that's you at an after-party

                  -e-
                  www.mjwebhosting.com

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                  he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
                  Originally posted by ace_dl
                  Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
                  I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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                  • Hos
                    Are you Kidding me??
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 4286

                    #10
                    i hope the avatar resizing script comes back soon, that dude is making me feel dizzy :?
                    black is the new black www.mercuryserver.com

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                    • namrevar
                      Addiction started
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 371

                      #11
                      good joke there
                      www.Mushroomrecordings.com

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                      • Pataky P
                        asdf_imo
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 1966

                        #12
                        I'm think the fanny is the beautiful girls.....No???
                        YEEESSSSSS!!!!

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                        • Simon Preston
                          Gold Gabber
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 845

                          #13
                          we have our first Peru candidate. :ROFLMAO:
                          http://soundcloud.com/simonpreston/simon-preston-summer-2011

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                          • buckman
                            Platinum Poster
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 2069

                            #14
                            har har.u think i would subject myself to that
                            " Darkness Imprisioning Me
                            All That I See
                            Absolute Horror
                            I Cannot Live
                            I Cannot Die
                            Trapped In Myself
                            Body My Holding Cell"-James Hetfield(Metallica)


                            soulseek sn buckman28

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                            • esef
                              Platinum Poster
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 1717

                              #15
                              you know, maybe it's the time of year or something, but this really is some funny shit!

                              and yes, the fanny is the beautiful girl!


                              3-time Breakspoll nominated in the 'Best Website' category

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