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  • ddr
    DUDERZ get a life!!!
    • Jun 2004
    • 7006
    #16
    Re: I can't sleep

    Originally posted by Jenks
    maybe rub your vagina.
    whenever i cant sleep, i usually have jibby rub one out for me.. more often than not it works
    "pics or stfu" - R.I.P. Steve "Jibgolly" James

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      • floridaorange
        I'm merely a humble butler
        • Dec 2005
        • 29116
        #17
        Re: I can't sleep

        Go to Whole Foods/GNC and get the following, you will be feeling great in no time:






        It was fun while it lasted...

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          • miketpoto
            Shabisquik The Ghetto Queen
            • Jan 2005
            • 4223
            #18
            Re: I can't sleep

            Originally posted by fumanchu182
            Dude you spend a lot of money getting that thing repaired, why don't you just get a real one already. Doctors do it for cheap now a days anyway.
            I'm super lazy

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              • fumanchu182
                Angantyr The Ruthless
                • Jun 2004
                • 962
                #19
                Re: I can't sleep

                Get a holographic one!
                The sailors of the United States Navy are among the most disciplined, devoted, and well-trained fighting men the world has ever known. They drink gasoline and piss fire, The spit bullets and shit bombs, and will swim across the ocean with a knife in their teeth just for the chance to carve up those that threaten their homeland.

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                  • miketpoto
                    Shabisquik The Ghetto Queen
                    • Jan 2005
                    • 4223
                    #20
                    Re: I can't sleep

                    Originally posted by fumanchu182
                    Get a holographic one!
                    teehee.

                    That reminds me of Craig Richards afterhours on sunday where nobody had faces for 10 minutes.

                    Not sure why.

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                      • fumanchu182
                        Angantyr The Ruthless
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 962
                        #21
                        Re: I can't sleep

                        Originally posted by miketpoto
                        teehee.

                        That reminds me of Craig Richards afterhours on sunday where nobody had faces for 10 minutes.

                        Not sure why.
                        Cause apparently you saw a holographic vagina and had to fuck it?

                        Poto what were you on?
                        The sailors of the United States Navy are among the most disciplined, devoted, and well-trained fighting men the world has ever known. They drink gasoline and piss fire, The spit bullets and shit bombs, and will swim across the ocean with a knife in their teeth just for the chance to carve up those that threaten their homeland.

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                          • miketpoto
                            Shabisquik The Ghetto Queen
                            • Jan 2005
                            • 4223
                            #22
                            Re: I can't sleep

                            Originally posted by fumanchu182
                            Cause apparently you saw a holographic vagina and had to fuck it?

                            Poto what were you on?
                            I dont fuck teh gina.

                            I was on a few things.

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                              • chanty
                                John, John, where art thou!
                                • Jun 2004
                                • 4622
                                #23
                                Re: I can't sleep

                                Originally posted by Jenks
                                maybe rub your vagina.
                                Oh, I have tears in my eyes!
                                Awww...I didn't mean A holes, as in "A holes"...I meant it like, as in, my friends....

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                                  • feather
                                    Shanghai ooompa loompa
                                    • Jul 2004
                                    • 20895
                                    #24
                                    Re: I can't sleep

                                    My turn. Just took two melatonin.

                                    i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

                                    Originally posted by Hoff
                                    a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
                                    Originally posted by m1sT3rL
                                    Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

                                    I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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                                      • KinKyJ
                                        Platinum Poser
                                        • Jun 2004
                                        • 13438
                                        #25
                                        Re: I can't sleep

                                        Just rinse the sand out of your vagina.

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                                          • fumanchu182
                                            Angantyr The Ruthless
                                            • Jun 2004
                                            • 962
                                            #26
                                            Re: I can't sleep

                                            He can't it is in the shop, unless he got it back?
                                            The sailors of the United States Navy are among the most disciplined, devoted, and well-trained fighting men the world has ever known. They drink gasoline and piss fire, The spit bullets and shit bombs, and will swim across the ocean with a knife in their teeth just for the chance to carve up those that threaten their homeland.

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                                              • diegoff
                                                Are you Kidding me??
                                                • Jun 2004
                                                • 3864
                                                #27
                                                Re: I can't sleep

                                                why canīt you sleep???? passed out?
                                                Itīs a spiritual thing!

                                                feb 2021 https://soundcloud.com/diegoarv/pand...os-inflamables
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                                                  • algy
                                                    Gold Gabber
                                                    • Jun 2004
                                                    • 504
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: I can't sleep

                                                    Take 500mg of
                                                    Valerian

                                                    I'll warn you, you will have some fucked up dreams.
                                                    =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
                                                    "Too much love making, makes for poor match play." - Algy

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                                                      • KinKyJ
                                                        Platinum Poser
                                                        • Jun 2004
                                                        • 13438
                                                        #29
                                                        Re: I can't sleep

                                                        GHB (liquid xtc), three tablespoons... knocks you out like a train.

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                                                          • Mr.Big
                                                            Platinum Poster
                                                            • Nov 2004
                                                            • 1390
                                                            #30
                                                            Re: I can't sleep

                                                            Have a Fag.. That will help you get over the sore throat.
                                                            www.twitter.com/mikeoreilly
                                                            Pimps up Hoes down.

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