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  • 88Mariner
    My dick is smaller
    • Nov 2006
    • 7128

    Dear Mr. Murdock

    Dear Mr. Murdock
    It is disturbing to note that your Fox's The Family Guy is listed by Parents Television
    Council (PTC) as among the worst shows considering family values. Respectfully, we

    ask that you reconsider your policies and practices.
    Our Lord has instructed us, as follows:
    Rid yourselves of all malice, and all guile, insincerity, envy, and all slander.
    Like newborn infants, long for the pure, spiritual milk, so that by it you may
    grow into salvation-if indeed you have tasted that the Lord is good.
    1 Peter 2:1·2
    We desire His blessing. We need His blessing. We fear that ifwe turn from Him we will
    not maintain His continued kind hand over this republic.
    We pray that you will use your position ofleadership to adopt policies which will please
    Him.bGod bless you and God bless America.




    Complaint Summary:

    During South Park, a character became ashamed of the lengths that he had to go to retrieve $10 from another
    character. The character proceeds to tell a group of characters that they were going to teach a pony to bite the
    penis off of a before mentioned character. While teaching the pony to "bite his wenier off" it started to lick and
    preform fellatio. This is an act of beastiality and should never be shown. You may expect something like this on
    HBO, Showtime, etc. but not on the Comedy Channel.




    some of these complaints absolutely kill me.


    here's one for the daily show:


    Last night I was watching the Daily Show with Jon Stewart, on the Comedy
    Channel, 7 PM, during one of the pieces about Madonna visiting Isareal, he
    mentioned her "TIT CONES" on TV. This type of 'humor' shocks and offends me. What
    do you plan on doing about this type of behavior and what type of constraints
    will be put in place to prevent this type of behavior again?


    there's just too many
    you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

    it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

    Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

    ----PEACE-----
  • fumanchu182
    Angantyr The Ruthless
    • Jun 2004
    • 962

    #2
    Re: Dear Mr. Murdock

    This is what happens when you tell the fucking moral left/right that their opinion counts.

    Bunch of fucking anal retards if you ask me.
    The sailors of the United States Navy are among the most disciplined, devoted, and well-trained fighting men the world has ever known. They drink gasoline and piss fire, The spit bullets and shit bombs, and will swim across the ocean with a knife in their teeth just for the chance to carve up those that threaten their homeland.

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    • Shpira
      Angry Boy Child
      • Oct 2006
      • 4969

      #3
      Re: Dear Mr. Murdock

      I still find it amusing that they are addressed to Murdock if indeed they are?
      The Idiots ARE Winning.


      "Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect."
      Mark Twain

      SOBRIETY MIX

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      • Huggie Smiles
        Anyone have Styx livesets?
        • Jun 2004
        • 11832

        #4
        Re: Dear Mr. Murdock

        I thought this was going to be the Roger Taylor track



        Dear Mr. Murdoch, what have you done
        With your news of the screws and your soaraway sun?
        You sharpen our hatred
        You've blunted our minds
        We're drowning in nipples and bingo and sex crimes
        How many time must they poke and they pry
        Must they twist and lie?
        Just to add to the grime they even screwed up the times
        Love to kick their arse goodbye oh wouldn't i!

        Dear Mr. Murdoch you play hard to see
        But with your bare-arsed cheek you should be on page three
        And dear Mr. Murdoch you're really the pits
        Bad news is good business, you're the king of the tits

        They stain all they touch, they're real woman haters
        But we're on their trail
        They go straight for the lowest common denominators
        How could they fail? go straight to jail - (no bail)!

        Dear Mr. Murdoch you're a powerful man
        You control half our media whose values don't scan
        And dear Mr. Murdoch we're not so amused
        Just line up the people whose lives they've abused

        Dear Mr. Murdoch what do you know
        With your minions like vultures and carrion crow
        They've sunk just as low as humans can sink
        For profit they tell us how mass murderers think

        And dear Mr. Murdoch you come down from on high
        You even bought up the air waves, you control all our sky

        Dear Mr. Murdoch you're a dangerous chap
        With your jingoist lingo we're drowning in crap

        Dear Mr. Murdoch where are you coming from?
        Getting so hard to tell if you're a yank, oz or pom

        Dear Mr. Murdoch you're really the pits
        Bad news is good business, you're the king of the tits

        Dear Mr. Murdoch you do it with zing
        At lowering the standards you're really the king

        And dear Mr. Murdoch what have you done?
        You're not quite as nice as attila the hun
        ....Freak in the morning, Freak in the evening, aint no other Freak like me thats breathing....




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        • Dhar_2
          meat and potatoes
          • Jun 2004
          • 18915

          #5
          Re: Dear Mr. Murdock

          these people need to get out morE!

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          • Yao
            DUDERZ get a life!!!
            • Jun 2004
            • 8167

            #6
            Re: Dear Mr. Murdock

            Sex and the city/South Park: great, how it is almost only sexual scenes that seem to bother the American public.

            Hey guys...it's the most natural thing to do, along with feeding and sleeping.
            Blowkick visual & graphic design - No Civilization. Now With Broadband.

            There are but three true sports -- bullfighting, mountain climbing, and motor-racing. The rest are merely games. -Hemingway

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