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So check this out about my ex-girlfriend's mom....
Setting: party, at my neighbours house
20 people over roughly, older people upstairs (girlfriend and her family, neighbours, neighbours friends) and younger (my friends downstairs)
Girlfriend's mom: HOT, looks like shes 30 maybe (shes 43 however) thin, toned, nice body, hair, face, everything, total milf ..
Friday night; which was actually the night before we all went out, drank, whatever, she drove me home. whatever, i am saying good night to her; give her 2 kisses, one each cheek, you know the deal. and i open the door and turn around to get out, i look back and i notice first of all shes checking me out (my ass) and then shes smiling, im like "ok im gonna do this and see where it goes" so i lean in and kiss her, and she kissing me back, but then she play hits me and says "get outta here" all laughing and stuff, so as i get out, im like "oh cmon.. you liked it" she sort of blushed..
chilling downstairs, with my neighbour and everyone sort of went home, its about 5 a.m, one of my friends (girl) is passed out on my neighbours bed and my neighbour is on his computer listening to music.
At this point she came down to chill i guess with us, im not really sure. I always flirt with her, and stuff, when my moms not around, and she shows interests, but i just thought "oh..its just a fantasy it would never happen, she would never do it. blah blah" boy was i wrong
So I come out of the bathroom at one point, there she is standing there..at first, keep in mind im pretty buzzed here, i was sort of freaked out..but after that:
me: hey
her: hey sexy
me: whats going on?
her: not much, just sort-of thinking about last night
me: oh ya? what about..by the way sorry about that, if i made you all weird about stuff. i couldn't really help it though.
her: its ok actually, remember when you asked if i enjoyed it?
me: yeaaaa...?
her: well, i did, but i dont think we finished what we started...
Start making out right there, my friend cant see me..his basement is designed so he cant view who's going in/out washroom, up/down stairs, hard to explain, besides I didnt give a ****.
Anyway, we're making out, pretty hardcore, it actually hurt it one point cause her face was getting so pushed into mine.
She pulls me in the bathroom..
But I said "no way" I knew I had to confront them so I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said You're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror. If anything, I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "now forget it, yo home to bel-air!". I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby "Yo, homes smell you later!". Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there to settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.
Setting: party, at my neighbours house
20 people over roughly, older people upstairs (girlfriend and her family, neighbours, neighbours friends) and younger (my friends downstairs)
Girlfriend's mom: HOT, looks like shes 30 maybe (shes 43 however) thin, toned, nice body, hair, face, everything, total milf ..
Friday night; which was actually the night before we all went out, drank, whatever, she drove me home. whatever, i am saying good night to her; give her 2 kisses, one each cheek, you know the deal. and i open the door and turn around to get out, i look back and i notice first of all shes checking me out (my ass) and then shes smiling, im like "ok im gonna do this and see where it goes" so i lean in and kiss her, and she kissing me back, but then she play hits me and says "get outta here" all laughing and stuff, so as i get out, im like "oh cmon.. you liked it" she sort of blushed..
chilling downstairs, with my neighbour and everyone sort of went home, its about 5 a.m, one of my friends (girl) is passed out on my neighbours bed and my neighbour is on his computer listening to music.
At this point she came down to chill i guess with us, im not really sure. I always flirt with her, and stuff, when my moms not around, and she shows interests, but i just thought "oh..its just a fantasy it would never happen, she would never do it. blah blah" boy was i wrong
So I come out of the bathroom at one point, there she is standing there..at first, keep in mind im pretty buzzed here, i was sort of freaked out..but after that:
me: hey
her: hey sexy
me: whats going on?
her: not much, just sort-of thinking about last night
me: oh ya? what about..by the way sorry about that, if i made you all weird about stuff. i couldn't really help it though.
her: its ok actually, remember when you asked if i enjoyed it?
me: yeaaaa...?
her: well, i did, but i dont think we finished what we started...
Start making out right there, my friend cant see me..his basement is designed so he cant view who's going in/out washroom, up/down stairs, hard to explain, besides I didnt give a ****.
Anyway, we're making out, pretty hardcore, it actually hurt it one point cause her face was getting so pushed into mine.
She pulls me in the bathroom..
But I said "no way" I knew I had to confront them so I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said You're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror. If anything, I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "now forget it, yo home to bel-air!". I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby "Yo, homes smell you later!". Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there to settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.
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