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  • dawnx
    The Donator
    • Jun 2004
    • 534

    What's the dumbest????

    or stupidest thing you've done lately?
    I went to take the dog for a walk today & guess what I forgot to take her with me, I was halfway down the road before I'd even noticed. I wouldn't care but I've not smoked a joint in nearly 4 month
  • peloquin
    Till I Come!
    • Jun 2004
    • 8643

    #2


    my friend lost his mobile phone running into a tree on the side of the motorway after making another friend pull over because he was so drunk he couldnt hold his piss any longer. that was silly. :P

    i fell off my chair the other day at home because i thought i could lean back far enough to close the door... felt pretty stupid, but there were only a couple of people to see it

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    • Alpinevpr
      Getting Somewhere
      • Jun 2004
      • 249

      #3
      Re: What's the dumbest????

      Mine might have been this weekend when a drunk friend kept talking about a "booty call" and then would tell me we needed to leave and I didn't hit her up on it.

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      • ubiqe
        Platinum Poster
        • Jun 2004
        • 1731

        #4
        I once forgot my dog when going for a sleddog race... I packed the car with all my luggage, the bike and went to pick up a friend of mine and when I was close to her place I remembered the forgot about the dog!

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        • MJ
          Here since 2002
          • Jun 2004
          • 6560

          #5
          About three years ago i got married ! !
          mjwebhosting you know it makes sense



          Silentium est aureum

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          • peloquin
            Till I Come!
            • Jun 2004
            • 8643

            #6
            Originally posted by Musical Journey";p="
            About three years ago i got married ! !
            :ROFLMAO:

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            • dawnx
              The Donator
              • Jun 2004
              • 534

              #7
              Originally posted by Musical Journey";p="
              About three years ago i got married ! !

              That's not nice, I bet you don't mean that!

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              • MJ
                Here since 2002
                • Jun 2004
                • 6560

                #8
                Originally posted by dawnx";p="
                Originally posted by Musical Journey";p="
                About three years ago i got married ! !

                That's not nice, I bet you don't mean that!
                No ya right Dawn, it`s the second dumbest thing i`ve done, the first was agreeing to date her in the first place. :P
                mjwebhosting you know it makes sense



                Silentium est aureum

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                • tiddles
                  Encryption, Jr.
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 6861

                  #9
                  i poured hot tea on my body and pretended it was someone peeing on me

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                  • rubyraks
                    DUDERZ get a life!!!
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 5341

                    #10
                    Re: What's the dumbest????

                    Originally posted by dawnx";p="
                    or stupidest thing you've done lately?
                    I went to take the dog for a walk today & guess what I forgot to take her with me, I was halfway down the road before I'd even noticed. I wouldn't care but I've not smoked a joint in nearly 4 month
                    Blame the hormones...at least YOU have an excuse, as opposed to the other nincompoops! :P
                    "Work like you don't need the money.
                    Love like you've never been hurt.
                    Dance like nobody's watching.
                    Sing like nobody's listening.
                    Live like it's Heaven on Earth."

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                    • Steve Graham
                      DJ Jelly
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 12887

                      #11
                      When were having all the hurricanes around here recently, when the power went out the 1st time. Well, we had a little telly that ran on 9 D batteries. When we got that hooked up, I was all excited that we could watch some dvd's.. well, yeah, no, the bloody dvd player doesnt run on batteries does it!?
                      My mates were all very very quick to point that out.

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                      • yelena
                        Getting Somewhere
                        • Sep 2004
                        • 232

                        #12
                        Re: What's the dumbest????

                        my girlfriends and i were at a club one late morning and someone asked my best friend if they can use her cell phone. well she did not have hers but had our friends purse on her lap. She reached in and got out her house phone. This big old thing. We went up to our friend with her house phone while she was on the dance floor and told her that she has a phone call and handed her the big old phone.
                        She answered it. That was the funniest thing i have ever experienced.

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                        • Steve Graham
                          DJ Jelly
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 12887

                          #13
                          Re: What's the dumbest????

                          Originally posted by yelena";p="
                          my girlfriends and i were at a club one late morning and someone asked my best friend if they can use her cell phone. well she did not have hers but had our friends purse on her lap. She reached in and got out her house phone. This big old thing. We went up to our friend with her house phone while she was on the dance floor and told her that she has a phone call and handed her the big old phone.
                          She answered it. That was the funniest thing i have ever experienced.
                          I smell BullShit... why did your friend have her house phone in her purse? why, when someone else asked for a phone, did you take said house phone to your friend? and if it eas HER house phone, wouldnt she have recognised it as such, and not tried to answer it in the club?

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                          • picklemonkey
                            Double hoodie beer monster
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 15373

                            #14
                            2 hours ago I was done eating Chinese with some coworkers. We were paying at the cash register when I went to get a toothpick from the dispenser... but I couldn't figure out how to get one. 10 seconds pass before my buddy from behind me reaches in front of me and slaps the top down as a toothpick dispenses.

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                            • brakada
                              Gold Gabber
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 622

                              #15
                              One of the funniest things I've seen was definitely a guy crawling on the floor of the club when techno was playing and all the lights were flashing. Later on a friend told me he was picking strawberries.

                              ...blame LSD for that one.

                              As far as I am concerned it happened to me once that I left an after-party at a club in Croatia and I went for a walk around the town where I was for the first time in my life. As I was walking for an hour and a half or so, I reached the "end of town" sign and started wondering why the hell did I leave the party for? ...and I went back...

                              The sad thing is that before leaving I just ordered a round of drinks for me and about 6 friends, which I left at the bar...
                              We shall boldly dance, where no man has danced before..."

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