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    Shanghai ooompa loompa
    • Jul 2004
    • 20894

    #16
    Re: Most ridiculous thing I've heard this year

    Originally posted by TheMightyGreg
    Unfortunately in this case, moral of the story seems to be scrape the soles of your shoes before you go through customs in case you've stepped in something innappropriate, or better still take nothing with you at all, as they'll probably bust you for carrying something perfectly legal, then raid your arsehole for good measure to check you haven't got a copy of FHM stashed up there
    More like going over every pore with an electron microscope

    It always helps to be paranoid and careful if you know you're going into a draconian country with zero tolerance. Especially if you're used to treating drugs casually and recreationally, and forget that they're illegal. One time I had a cab waiting while I stripped my luggage by the street 'cos I remembered vaguely I had half a pill left over somewhere ...

    i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

    Originally posted by Hoff
    a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
    Originally posted by m1sT3rL
    Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

    I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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    • DIDI
      Aussie Pest
      • Nov 2004
      • 16844

      #17
      Re: Most ridiculous thing I've heard this year

      ^^^ A friend of mine travelled half way round the world before she delved deep into her handbag in Denmark and found three pills. She flushed them !!!
      Originally posted by TheVrk
      it IS incredible isn't it??
      STILL pumpin out great set after great set...never cheesed out, never sold out, never lost his touch..
      Simply does not get any better than Hernan
      The 'club spirit' is in the soul. It Never Dies

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      • Miroslav
        WHOA I can change this!1!
        • Apr 2006
        • 4122

        #18
        Re: Most ridiculous thing I've heard this year

        oh please...this shit happens over there every Tuesday. I'm surprised they didn't just behead the guy on the spot. They must be getting soft
        mixes: www.waxdj.com/miroslav

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        • DancingQueen
          AVB FanClub | President
          • Oct 2005
          • 4061

          #19
          Re: Most ridiculous thing I've heard this year

          Wow, thats a bit over the top...how ridiculous
          Poor guy....if it was on his shoe lace, who's to say it's even his!
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          • KinKyJ
            Platinum Poser
            • Jun 2004
            • 13438

            #20
            Re: Most ridiculous thing I've heard this year

            Allah probably planted the weed there. And yes, they're getting soft

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            • kassios
              Platinum Poster
              • Jun 2004
              • 1200

              #21
              Re: Most ridiculous thing I've heard this year

              My friend traveled to L.a this summer not knowing that i left a small piece of hash that i took from london in my cig packet......thank god no one noticed , im 100% sure they would send me back home....

              thank allah for that amen
              http://soundcloud.com/concept-sheep

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              • Digger
                Are you Kidding me??
                • Nov 2004
                • 2739

                #22
                Re: Most ridiculous thing I've heard this year

                can they do that?, thats irrevelant.....how the police know is of him?....he could walk and grab it!..i mean 0.003gr wtf!...

                thats just fucked up!......
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                • trick12
                  Are you Kidding me??
                  • Jul 2007
                  • 4412

                  #23
                  Re: Most ridiculous thing I've heard this year

                  Originally posted by miketpoto
                  yay islam!
                  What does this have to do with Islam or are you just hating,,this only shows your ignorance and trust me its painfull.. ..
                  Life's pretty fast..blup..blup...We made it!!

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                  • trick12
                    Are you Kidding me??
                    • Jul 2007
                    • 4412

                    #24
                    Re: Most ridiculous thing I've heard this year

                    its just country politics to scare the hell out of evryone even thinking about smuggling anything to their country..I had a thread upther on how the scene there sux...shame on "mikepoto" relating this to islam,,,its just shows ur racism + ignorance...
                    Life's pretty fast..blup..blup...We made it!!

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                    • KinKyJ
                      Platinum Poser
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 13438

                      #25
                      Re: Most ridiculous thing I've heard this year

                      Originally posted by trick12
                      its just country politics to scare the hell out of evryone even thinking about smuggling anything to their country..I had a thread upther on how the scene there sux...shame on "mikepoto" relating this to islam,,,its just shows ur racism + ignorance...
                      Weird... I thought they had the sharia law in Dubai...

                      Personally, I like to blame it all on the jews

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                      • feather
                        Shanghai ooompa loompa
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 20894

                        #26
                        Re: Most ridiculous thing I've heard this year

                        It's called sarcasm


                        And to say this is some country politics to scare people into not smuggling shit into the country doesn't excuse what they're doing. Also, do these actions deter the actual smuggling operations? I doubt it. This only targets at best, end users / consumers and your hapless traveller.

                        i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

                        Originally posted by Hoff
                        a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
                        Originally posted by m1sT3rL
                        Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

                        I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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                        • trick12
                          Are you Kidding me??
                          • Jul 2007
                          • 4412

                          #27
                          Re: Most ridiculous thing I've heard this year

                          [quote=KinKyJ;567577]Weird... I thought they had the sharia law in Dubai...

                          Sharia Law,,,Hell no this country has more bars and pros. than I've ever seen in any other country...they just do not tolerate drugs...or try..
                          Life's pretty fast..blup..blup...We made it!!

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                          • KinKyJ
                            Platinum Poser
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 13438

                            #28
                            Re: Most ridiculous thing I've heard this year

                            Originally posted by trick12
                            Sharia Law,,,Hell no this country has more bars and pros. than I've ever seen in any other country...they just do not tolerate drugs...or try..
                            derrrrrrp, they do have the sharia duder http://dubaiforvisitors.com/2007/09/...t-affects-you/

                            The legal system in Dubai is however, a combination of Sharia, civil and criminal laws, while in other emirates only Sharia is implemented.

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                            • trick12
                              Are you Kidding me??
                              • Jul 2007
                              • 4412

                              #29
                              Re: Most ridiculous thing I've heard this year

                              lets get religions out of this...I think no matter what its ridiculous to search that deep...I mean come on a dot of hash,,,they should be worried about more stuff...
                              Life's pretty fast..blup..blup...We made it!!

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                              • AntonyM
                                DUDERZ get a life!!!
                                • Oct 2004
                                • 6415

                                #30
                                Re: Most ridiculous thing I've heard this year

                                ^^^^^^^
                                That's a problem that has turned into an epidemic.
                                Originally posted by Shpira
                                So came back last night...
                                Sven Vath was amazing...he played a god damn killer set...ended up going to that and came to at like 10 am in some whore house in south Amsterdam...no idea how I ended up there...friday was a bit of a blur got really drunk and visited several parties can't remember a whole lot to be honest hehe...saturday was probably the best day that I recall...started up in the nearest coffee shop and going from party to party...beautiful woman, beer and weed...finished the night by taking some shrooms and listening to an amazing elke kleijn set...sunday...i met a nice girl who worked at one of the coffee shops and ended up talking to her for like 6 hours...was supposed to meet her at some DnB party...but instead went for a steak and walked around red light district bars drinking and smoking...monday took it easy went to a coffee shop and took a taxi to airport....

                                All in all...I think I will be going back there some time soon
                                Originally posted by Illuminate
                                Let me get this straight.

                                So white-middle class Americans have been told by their Television sets to be fearful of:

                                1. Mexicans/Latinos from the South bringing drugs and killings n' shit.
                                2. African Americans cause mos def they are raging a race war and want to occupy America like how the plebs occupied Wall St.
                                3. Iranians/Afghans/Any one of middle eastern origin to be quite frank, cause you know Islam...
                                4. North Koreans/Chinese cause you know everything...

                                Am I close here?

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