3 People, 10 Truths

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  • Troklo
    Platinum Poster
    • Jun 2004
    • 2012

    3 People, 10 Truths

    10 Truths Black And Hispanic People Know, But White People Won't Admit:
    1. Elvis is dead.
    2. Jesus was not white.
    3. Rap music is here to stay.
    4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
    5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
    6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
    7. A 5-year-child is too big for a stroller.
    8. N'Sync will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
    9. An occasional butt-whooping helps a child stay in line.
    10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.

    10 Truths White And Black People Know, But Hispanic People Won't Admit:1. Hickyes are not attractive.
    2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
    3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
    4. Men don't wear hair nets.
    5. Maria is a name but not for every other daughter.
    6. "Jump out and run" is not a substitute for car insurance.
    7. 10 people to a car is considered too many.
    8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.
    9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family.
    10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.



    10 Truths White And Hispanic People Know, But Black People Won't Admit:
    1. O.J. did it.
    2. Tupac is dead.
    3. Teeth should not be decorated.
    4. Weddings should start on time.
    5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.
    6. Jesse Jackson will never be president.
    7. Red is not a Kool-aid flavor, it's a color.
    8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
    9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
    10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.



    Quiero brincar al agua para caer al cielo
  • rainman
    Platinum Poster
    • Dec 2005
    • 1869

    #2
    Re: 3 People, 10 Truths

    Originally posted by Troklo
    7. Red is not a Kool-aid flavor, it's a color.
    i love me some red drink!

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    • jeffrey collins
      Not cool enough
      • Jun 2004
      • 7427

      #3
      Re: 3 People, 10 Truths

      10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.

      Perhaps this one should be geared to all parents. If my kid did that to me they'd get a slap.

      Like the old saying goes...don't bite the hand that feeds you.
      Jeffrey Collins: Painter
      My Painting Blog

      http://soundcloud.com/jeffreycollins
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      • AntonyM
        DUDERZ get a life!!!
        • Oct 2004
        • 6415

        #4
        Re: 3 People, 10 Truths

        Funny stuff
        Originally posted by Shpira
        So came back last night...
        Sven Vath was amazing...he played a god damn killer set...ended up going to that and came to at like 10 am in some whore house in south Amsterdam...no idea how I ended up there...friday was a bit of a blur got really drunk and visited several parties can't remember a whole lot to be honest hehe...saturday was probably the best day that I recall...started up in the nearest coffee shop and going from party to party...beautiful woman, beer and weed...finished the night by taking some shrooms and listening to an amazing elke kleijn set...sunday...i met a nice girl who worked at one of the coffee shops and ended up talking to her for like 6 hours...was supposed to meet her at some DnB party...but instead went for a steak and walked around red light district bars drinking and smoking...monday took it easy went to a coffee shop and took a taxi to airport....

        All in all...I think I will be going back there some time soon
        Originally posted by Illuminate
        Let me get this straight.

        So white-middle class Americans have been told by their Television sets to be fearful of:

        1. Mexicans/Latinos from the South bringing drugs and killings n' shit.
        2. African Americans cause mos def they are raging a race war and want to occupy America like how the plebs occupied Wall St.
        3. Iranians/Afghans/Any one of middle eastern origin to be quite frank, cause you know Islam...
        4. North Koreans/Chinese cause you know everything...

        Am I close here?

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        • KinKyJ
          Platinum Poser
          • Jun 2004
          • 13438

          #5
          Re: 3 People, 10 Truths

          Originally posted by jeffrey collins
          10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.

          Perhaps this one should be geared to all parents. If my kid did that to me they'd get a slap.

          Like the old saying goes...don't bite the hand that feeds you.
          So very true mate, so very true. These days all parents seem to be weaklings and all kids seem to have ADD. A good smacking and if they dare to cry a good smacking again. That's how I was brought up

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          • chanty
            John, John, where art thou!
            • Jun 2004
            • 4622

            #6
            Re: 3 People, 10 Truths

            [quote=KinKyJ;567429 That's how I was brought up [/quote]

            That still doesn't explain much!
            Awww...I didn't mean A holes, as in "A holes"...I meant it like, as in, my friends....

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            • nbpgt
              Platinum Poster
              • Jun 2004
              • 1044

              #7
              Re: 3 People, 10 Truths

              Originally posted by rainman
              i love me some red drink!
              i dig the purple drink

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              • beanzncheez
                Banned
                • Jun 2004
                • 4442

                #8
                Re: 3 People, 10 Truths

                I slap my kids in public just for the hell of it.

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