first time with a condom

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  • shosh
    Banned
    • Jun 2004
    • 4668

    first time with a condom

    Hahahaha someone found this on /b/....funny shit




    I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy
    a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman
    assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it.
    She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one.

    I honestly answered, "No, this is my first time."

    So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her
    thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I
    apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store
    to see if it was empty. It was empty.

    "Just a minute," she said, and walked to the door, and locked it.
    Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse
    and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. "Do these
    excite you?" she asked. Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do
    was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on.
    As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties
    and lay down on a desk. "Well, come on", she said, "We don't have much time."

    So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could
    no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few minutes.

    She looked at me with a bit of a frown. "Did you put that condom on?"
    she asked. I said, "I sure did," and held up my thumb to show her.

    She fainted.
  • KinKyJ
    Platinum Poser
    • Jun 2004
    • 13438

    #2
    Re: first time with a condom

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, good one! Better than that milf crap from a while ago

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    • diegoff
      Are you Kidding me??
      • Jun 2004
      • 3864

      #3
      Re: first time with a condom

      ^^^^ I was thinkinīabout that one....
      Itīs a spiritual thing!

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      • lilsensa
        DUDERZ get a life!!!
        • Jun 2004
        • 6675

        #4
        Re: first time with a condom

        Shosh!!! You living on fantasy island mang!!
        RIP ~ Steve James







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        • Steve Graham
          DJ Jelly
          • Jun 2004
          • 12887

          #5
          Re: first time with a condom

          hahaha, she should have put it on for him.. thats a pretty funny story though

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          • AndyH
            Platinum Poster
            • May 2005
            • 1786

            #6
            Re: first time with a condom

            V funny...!

            I still dont get the whole milf thing tbh..
            [quote=lilsensa '] 'Who wants to sample size my ball sack?'

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