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  • shosh
    Banned
    • Jun 2004
    • 4668

    analogies in highschool essays

    que essay?

    He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.
    (Joseph Romm, Washington)

    She caught your eye like one of those pointy hook latches that used to dangle from screen doors and would fly up whenever you banged the door open again.

    (Rich Murphy, Fairfax Station)


    The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.
    (Russell Beland, Springfield)


    McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty Bag
    filled with vegetable soup.
    (Paul Sabourin, Silver Spring)


    From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and "Jeopardy" comes on at 7 p.m. instead of 7:30.
    (Roy Ashley, Washington)


    Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.
    (Chuck Smith, Woodbridge)


    Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.
    (Russell Beland, Springfield)


    Bob was as perplexed as a hacker who means to access T:flw.quid55328.com\aaakk/ch@ung but gets T:\flw.quidaaakk/ch@ung=20 by mistake.
    (Ken Krattenmaker, Landover Hills)


    Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
    (Unknown)


    He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.

    (Jack Bross, Chevy Chase)


    The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.
    (Gary F. Hevel, Silver Spring)


    Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man."
    (Russell Beland, Springfield)


    Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
    (Jennifer Hart, Arlington)


    The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can.
    (Wayne Goode, Madison, Ala.)


    They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth.
    (Paul Kocak, Syracuse, N.Y.)


    John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.
    (Russell Beland, Springfield)


    The thunder was ominous-sounding, much like the sound of a thin sheet of metal being shaken backstage during the storm scene in a play.
    (Barbara Fetherolf, Alexandria)


    His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.
    (Chuck Smith, Woodbridge)

    The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.


    Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man."
    (Russell Beland, Springfield)
  • Huggie Smiles
    Anyone have Styx livesets?
    • Jun 2004
    • 11836

    #2
    Re: analogies in highschool essays

    Originally posted by shosh
    que essay?

    Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
    (Unknown)
    ha!
    ....Freak in the morning, Freak in the evening, aint no other Freak like me thats breathing....




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    • day_for_night
      Are you Kidding me??
      • Jun 2004
      • 4127

      #3
      Re: analogies in highschool essays

      you can't make that shit up...

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      • Steve Graham
        DJ Jelly
        • Jun 2004
        • 12887

        #4
        Re: analogies in highschool essays

        i thought it said Russell Bellend at first.. some seem very made up, but funny none the less

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        • JonQPublik
          Gold Gabber
          • Apr 2006
          • 636

          #5
          Re: analogies in highschool essays

          analogies




          jqp
          http://soundcloud.com/jonqpublik/sets/love-and-other-stories

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          • shosh
            Banned
            • Jun 2004
            • 4668

            #6
            Re: analogies in highschool essays

            excuse me... now go fuck yourself!

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            • JonQPublik
              Gold Gabber
              • Apr 2006
              • 636

              #7
              Re: analogies in highschool essays

              Obviously, no excuse for you.

              jqp
              http://soundcloud.com/jonqpublik/sets/love-and-other-stories

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              • TheMightyGreg
                Editor Shmeditor
                • Nov 2006
                • 1361

                #8
                Re: analogies in highschool essays

                He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.

                (Jack Bross, Chevy Chase)
                Brilliant
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                • nick007
                  DUDERZ get a life!!!
                  • Oct 2007
                  • 6095

                  #9
                  Re: analogies in highschool essays

                  I totally agree with TheMightyGreg

                  The largest room in the world, is the room for improvement!

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