usrsf - THE WAR IS ENDING SOON

[sakio pod]

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)


These boys will be dropped off in Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists :

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt .

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by next Friday.

[Jibgolly]

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sign me up for their newsletter.

[Weizy]

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#5 must be what really puts those boys over the edge. Don't mess with the Intimidator!

[|Thrax|]

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Number 3 Foreveaaaaaaaaaaaaar!

[simonr]

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Should have sent judge jules and Fergie instead ... guaranteed to make them surrender !

[Steve Graham]

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Should have sent judge jules and Fergie instead ... guaranteed to make them surrender !

nah, they are busy trying to get Grooverider out of lock up

[Aleks_B]

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hahaha!

[rainman]

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that's pretty good

[88Mariner]

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Number 3 Foreveaaaaaaaaaaaaar!

What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?















(thier last greatest hit was The Wall)