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  • Steve Graham
    DJ Jelly
    • Jun 2004
    • 12887
    #1

    MisteR 5000

    What Do I Win!?

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    • Kamal
      Administrator
      • May 2002
      • 28833
      #2
      Re: MisteR 5000

      you save yourself from an ass spanking for being a slacker.... welcome mista 5-oh oh oh
      www.mjwebhosting.com

      Jib says:
      he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
      Originally posted by ace_dl
      Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
      I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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        • Dhar_2
          meat and potatoes
          • Jun 2004
          • 18915
          #3
          Re: MisteR 5000

          Less Than A Third Of The Way To Kink!

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            • Steve Graham
              DJ Jelly
              • Jun 2004
              • 12887
              #4
              Re: MisteR 5000

              cheers, way to ruin my party

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                • Miroslav
                  WHOA I can change this!1!
                  • Apr 2006
                  • 4122
                  #5
                  Re: MisteR 5000

                  I think [ms]'s very own Jibbers makes you dinner and then later gives you a back massage on a tigerskin carpet while strains of David Hasselhoff's "jump in my car" play in the background. enjoy!

                  and congrats
                  mixes: www.waxdj.com/miroslav

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                    • Kamal
                      Administrator
                      • May 2002
                      • 28833
                      #6
                      Re: MisteR 5000

                      ^^ Captin 1883 to the rescue
                      www.mjwebhosting.com

                      Jib says:
                      he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
                      Originally posted by ace_dl
                      Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
                      I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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                        • BureOne
                          Are you Kidding me??
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 3285
                          #7
                          Re: MisteR 5000

                          nice, congrats on the big 5K!! pffffft put those " I made my 1,000 posts" posters to shame haha

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                            • Miroslav
                              WHOA I can change this!1!
                              • Apr 2006
                              • 4122
                              #8
                              Re: MisteR 5000

                              Originally posted by Kamal
                              ^^ Captin 1883 to the rescue
                              hey now that's Captain 1884 to you, thank you very much!
                              mixes: www.waxdj.com/miroslav

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                                • Steve Graham
                                  DJ Jelly
                                  • Jun 2004
                                  • 12887
                                  #9
                                  Re: MisteR 5000

                                  Originally posted by Miroslav
                                  I think [ms]'s very own Jibbers makes you dinner and then later gives you a back massage on a tigerskin carpet while strains of David Hasselhoff's "jump in my car" play in the background. enjoy!

                                  and congrats

                                  thats called Wednesday night mate

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                                    • AntonyM
                                      DUDERZ get a life!!!
                                      • Oct 2004
                                      • 6415
                                      #10
                                      Re: MisteR 5000

                                      Originally posted by Steve Graham
                                      What Do I Win!?
                                      You win the hard to find 5th and 6th hours of Digweed's La Dune Mix
                                      and a body wax from Kinky.
                                      Originally posted by Shpira
                                      So came back last night...
                                      Sven Vath was amazing...he played a god damn killer set...ended up going to that and came to at like 10 am in some whore house in south Amsterdam...no idea how I ended up there...friday was a bit of a blur got really drunk and visited several parties can't remember a whole lot to be honest hehe...saturday was probably the best day that I recall...started up in the nearest coffee shop and going from party to party...beautiful woman, beer and weed...finished the night by taking some shrooms and listening to an amazing elke kleijn set...sunday...i met a nice girl who worked at one of the coffee shops and ended up talking to her for like 6 hours...was supposed to meet her at some DnB party...but instead went for a steak and walked around red light district bars drinking and smoking...monday took it easy went to a coffee shop and took a taxi to airport....

                                      All in all...I think I will be going back there some time soon
                                      Originally posted by Illuminate
                                      Let me get this straight.

                                      So white-middle class Americans have been told by their Television sets to be fearful of:

                                      1. Mexicans/Latinos from the South bringing drugs and killings n' shit.
                                      2. African Americans cause mos def they are raging a race war and want to occupy America like how the plebs occupied Wall St.
                                      3. Iranians/Afghans/Any one of middle eastern origin to be quite frank, cause you know Islam...
                                      4. North Koreans/Chinese cause you know everything...

                                      Am I close here?

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                                        • chanty
                                          John, John, where art thou!
                                          • Jun 2004
                                          • 4622
                                          #11
                                          Re: MisteR 5000

                                          Awww...I didn't mean A holes, as in "A holes"...I meant it like, as in, my friends....

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                                            • Steve Graham
                                              DJ Jelly
                                              • Jun 2004
                                              • 12887
                                              #12
                                              Re: MisteR 5000

                                              Originally posted by AntonyM
                                              You win the hard to find 5th and 6th hours of Digweed's La Dune Mix
                                              and a body wax from Kinky.
                                              ok, whats with the homo-erotic prizes? save those for when poto hits a milestone, lol

                                              kthxbye

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