So how do you give more than 100%?

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  • poults
    Platinum Poster
    • Nov 2006
    • 1987

    So how do you give more than 100%?

    What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

    If:
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

    Then:
    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

    And
    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

    But,
    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

    And,
    B-U-L-L -S-H-I-T
    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
    A-S-S-K-I-S-S -I-N-G
    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+ 9+14+7 = 118%

    So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there,

    It's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.
    Originally posted by Hoff

    ejejejejejejejejeje!!!!! you always delivering some good dogs shits !!! thankyou
  • DJJEFFJONES
    Platinum Poster
    • Nov 2005
    • 2110

    #2
    Re: So how do you give more than 100%?

    Quitting is the way to go!
    17+21+9+20+20+9+14+7

    117%
    http://www.idgafclothing.com

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    • fumanchu182
      Angantyr The Ruthless
      • Jun 2004
      • 962

      #3
      Re: So how do you give more than 100%?

      I like, I like a lot.
      The sailors of the United States Navy are among the most disciplined, devoted, and well-trained fighting men the world has ever known. They drink gasoline and piss fire, The spit bullets and shit bombs, and will swim across the ocean with a knife in their teeth just for the chance to carve up those that threaten their homeland.

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      • Dhar_2
        meat and potatoes
        • Jun 2004
        • 18914

        #4
        Re: So how do you give more than 100%?

        butt sex
        2+21+20+20 19+5+24 = 111%

        works for me!

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        • KinKyJ
          Platinum Poser
          • Jun 2004
          • 13438

          #5
          Re: So how do you give more than 100%?

          big ol titties
          2+9+7+15+13+20+9+20+20+9+5+19=148% winner

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          • diegoff
            Are you Kidding me??
            • Jun 2004
            • 3859

            #6
            Re: So how do you give more than 100%?

            are you all insane...?
            Itīs a spiritual thing!

            feb 2021 https://soundcloud.com/diegoarv/pand...os-inflamables
            Sept 26th https://soundcloud.com/diegoarv/earthling-vibes
            May 1st 2020 https://soundcloud.com/diegoarv/current

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            • feather
              Shanghai ooompa loompa
              • Jul 2004
              • 20894

              #7
              Re: So how do you give more than 100%?

              I thought this was gonna be an SLR thread.

              i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

              Originally posted by Hoff
              a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
              Originally posted by m1sT3rL
              Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

              I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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              • Life on Other Planets AKA Johns
                Are you Kidding me??
                • Oct 2005
                • 3087

                #8
                Re: So how do you give more than 100%?

                @ this thread. nice work

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