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  • Kat
    A pretty fn good milkshake
    • Mar 2006
    • 4695

    "Anyone who dies will be punished"



    Wed Mar 5, 3:58 PM ET

    BORDEAUX, France (Reuters) - The mayor of a village in southwest France has threatened residents with severe punishment if they die, because there is no room left in the overcrowded cemetery to bury them.

    In an ordinance posted in the council offices, Mayor Gerard Lalanne told the 260 residents of the village of Sarpourenx that "all persons not having a plot in the cemetery and wishing to be buried in Sarpourenx are forbidden from dying in the parish."

    It added: "Offenders will be severely punished."

    The mayor said he was forced to take drastic action after an administrative court in the nearby town of Pau ruled in January that the acquisition of adjoining private land to extend the cemetery would not be justified.

    Lalanne, who celebrated his 70th birthday on Wednesday and is standing for election to a seventh term in this month's local elections, said he was sorry that there had not been a positive outcome to the dilemma.

    "It may be a laughing matter for some, but not for me," he said.

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  • tiddles
    Encryption, Jr.
    • Jun 2004
    • 6861

    #2
    Re: "Anyone who dies will be punished"

    i might have to take a one-way trip down there this weekend just to piss them off

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    • Steve Graham
      DJ Jelly
      • Jun 2004
      • 12887

      #3
      Re: "Anyone who dies will be punished"

      i guess they dont offer cremation in Bordeaux

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      • Dhar_2
        meat and potatoes
        • Jun 2004
        • 18917

        #4
        Re: "Anyone who dies will be punished"

        if they burn them, there would be a horendous stench of garlic!

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        • nick007
          DUDERZ get a life!!!
          • Oct 2007
          • 6095

          #5
          Re: "Anyone who dies will be punished"

          Originally posted by Dhar_2
          if they burn them, there would be a horendous stench of garlic!


          The largest room in the world, is the room for improvement!

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