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  • KinKyJ
    Platinum Poser
    • Jun 2004
    • 13438

    Ow f*ck

    So my girl and me were sparring at kickbox training and at a certain point I hooked her in the liver, followed by a direct punch to the face. Right at that time she lowered her defense and charged right into the direct jab... Result: 15mins KO, paramedics, ambulance, a night at the ER and 24hrs observation at the hospital. No serious damage though, just a concussion.

    What can I say? Love hurts...

    At least she got her sick sense o' humor back: she wanted to fake a seizure when the doc came in... Fucking crazy Albanians
  • Steve Graham
    DJ Jelly
    • Jun 2004
    • 12887

    #2
    Re: Ow f*ck

    glad she is ok.. definitely a keeper!

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    • supaz
      Platinum Poster
      • Jun 2004
      • 1493

      #3
      Re: Ow f*ck

      Now she'll listen to you

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      • Steve Graham
        DJ Jelly
        • Jun 2004
        • 12887

        #4
        Re: Ow f*ck

        what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?













        nothing you havent already told her twice!


        sorry, probably bad taste, but still

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        • nbpgt
          Platinum Poster
          • Jun 2004
          • 1044

          #5
          Re: Ow f*ck

          Originally posted by Steve Graham
          what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?













          nothing you havent already told her twice!


          sorry, probably bad taste, but still

          i was winding up for it. you got the quicker jab. this time.

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          • feather
            Shanghai ooompa loompa
            • Jul 2004
            • 20901

            #6
            Re: Ow f*ck

            Should've deployed the airbags...

            Glad she's alright

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            • DancingQueen
              AVB FanClub | President
              • Oct 2005
              • 4061

              #7
              Re: Ow f*ck

              omg that sucks!
              Glad to hear she is ok...you'd better be pampering her to make up for it Mr!!
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              • KinKyJ
                Platinum Poser
                • Jun 2004
                • 13438

                #8
                Re: Ow f*ck

                ^^^ I'm off to the hospital right now
                Originally posted by Steve Graham
                what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

                nothing you havent already told her twice!


                sorry, probably bad taste, but still


                Originally posted by feather
                Should've deployed the airbags...
                They were deployed, but I didn't hit her on the chest

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                • gjg21
                  Gold Gabber
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 725

                  #9
                  Re: Ow f*ck

                  I guess I'll try the ol' "kickboxing training" excuse next time, huh? Seems to work wonders.

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                  • fisheye
                    Addiction started
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 251

                    #10
                    Re: Ow f*ck

                    Originally posted by KinKyJ
                    So my girl and me were sparring at kickbox training and at a certain point I hooked her in the liver, followed by a direct punch to the face. Right at that time she lowered her defense and charged right into the direct jab... Result: 15mins KO, paramedics, ambulance, a night at the ER and 24hrs observation at the hospital. No serious damage though, just a concussion.

                    What can I say? Love hurts...

                    At least she got her sick sense o' humor back: she wanted to fake a seizure when the doc came in... Fucking crazy Albanians
                    Sounds like Albanian foreplay to me . . . . Good time to invest in a hector protector.

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                    • Dhar_2
                      meat and potatoes
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 18924

                      #11
                      Re: Ow f*ck

                      wife beater!!!

                      i'll get u a string vest for christmas!!!




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                      • diegoff
                        Are you Kidding me??
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 3865

                        #12
                        Re: Ow f*ck

                        I hate those "sports"
                        Itīs a spiritual thing!

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                        • nick007
                          DUDERZ get a life!!!
                          • Oct 2007
                          • 6095

                          #13
                          Re: Ow f*ck

                          Bully!

                          The largest room in the world, is the room for improvement!

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                          • TheMightyGreg
                            Editor Shmeditor
                            • Nov 2006
                            • 1361

                            #14
                            Re: Ow f*ck

                            Never send a boy to do a man's job
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                            • KinKyJ
                              Platinum Poser
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 13438

                              #15
                              Re: Ow f*ck

                              LMAO, looking forward to that string vest Dharson

                              Originally posted by diegoff
                              I hate those "sports"
                              Why? Cuz you're too pussy for it?

                              Anyways, Erzina is back home now. No structural damage whatsoever and she's dieing to go boxing again. I guess that hector protector is gonna come in handy indeed

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