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  • TheMightyGreg
    Editor Shmeditor
    • Nov 2006
    • 1361

    Swap Spunk for Festival Tickets!

    Oh yes, it's true:

    www.spermfortickets.com



    That's my summer sorted then...by Xmas I'll have a wallet full of ticket stubs and a right arm like Popeye
    Catch my bi-monthly show on UB Radio

    http://www.ubradio.net/djs/greg-sawyer-99?sort=7
  • AntonyM
    DUDERZ get a life!!!
    • Oct 2004
    • 6415

    #2
    Re: Swap Spunk for Festival Tickets!

    As expensive as they festivals are nowaday
    this is actually not a bad way to go
    weird but all the more quid for booze and other substances.
    Originally posted by Shpira
    So came back last night...
    Sven Vath was amazing...he played a god damn killer set...ended up going to that and came to at like 10 am in some whore house in south Amsterdam...no idea how I ended up there...friday was a bit of a blur got really drunk and visited several parties can't remember a whole lot to be honest hehe...saturday was probably the best day that I recall...started up in the nearest coffee shop and going from party to party...beautiful woman, beer and weed...finished the night by taking some shrooms and listening to an amazing elke kleijn set...sunday...i met a nice girl who worked at one of the coffee shops and ended up talking to her for like 6 hours...was supposed to meet her at some DnB party...but instead went for a steak and walked around red light district bars drinking and smoking...monday took it easy went to a coffee shop and took a taxi to airport....

    All in all...I think I will be going back there some time soon
    Originally posted by Illuminate
    Let me get this straight.

    So white-middle class Americans have been told by their Television sets to be fearful of:

    1. Mexicans/Latinos from the South bringing drugs and killings n' shit.
    2. African Americans cause mos def they are raging a race war and want to occupy America like how the plebs occupied Wall St.
    3. Iranians/Afghans/Any one of middle eastern origin to be quite frank, cause you know Islam...
    4. North Koreans/Chinese cause you know everything...

    Am I close here?

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    • threehills
      I heart Lollergirl
      • Jun 2005
      • 3641

      #3
      Re: Swap Spunk for Festival Tickets!

      Thats actually a rip off, at least for what they pay in cash here in the states.
      It's never too late to become the person you always thought you would be.

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      • lilsensa
        DUDERZ get a life!!!
        • Jun 2004
        • 6675

        #4
        Re: Swap Spunk for Festival Tickets!

        LOL @ these people wanting a concert goes drug laden sperm!! I thought sperm collectors were real picky about who they got jizz from?? (Tall, smart, with good genes)...Not some concert going stoners...

        I'll drop baby batter for some tickets though.
        RIP ~ Steve James







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        • poults
          Platinum Poster
          • Nov 2006
          • 1987

          #5
          Re: Swap Spunk for Festival Tickets!

          URGENT UPDATE:

          The purpose of this website was to test market interest through a pilot scheme.
          Applications for donation packs have far exceed the expectations.
          Our clients are calling a halt to the invitation to apply for packs,
          and will review the results of the scheme to decide on how to proceed.
          All submissions sent to the website are fully protected under Irish privacy regulations,
          and will not be released to ANY third party.
          If the clinic decide to proceed with the mail system after examining the results of the pilot scheme,
          all people who applied for donation packs will be contacted.
          Thank you for your patience and interest.



          A lot more popular than expected lol.
          Originally posted by Hoff

          ejejejejejejejejeje!!!!! you always delivering some good dogs shits !!! thankyou

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          • Steve Graham
            DJ Jelly
            • Jun 2004
            • 12887

            #6
            Re: Swap Spunk for Festival Tickets!

            i ruined many envelopes trying to get my donation to them, flawed experiment IMO

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            • TheMightyGreg
              Editor Shmeditor
              • Nov 2006
              • 1361

              #7
              Re: Swap Spunk for Festival Tickets!

              ^ lmao
              Catch my bi-monthly show on UB Radio

              http://www.ubradio.net/djs/greg-sawyer-99?sort=7

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