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  • MJ
    Here since 2002
    • Jun 2004
    • 6560

    I've been had!

    Over the last month I became the victim of a clever scam whilst out shopping. Simply going out to get some bits and bobs has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you! Here's how the scam works:

    Two very attractive 18 or 19 year old girls come over to your car as you are loading your stuff into the boot. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windowlene, with their cleavage almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a lift to another shopping centre.

    You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

    I had my wallet stolen on December 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets.

    Please pass this message on to all the men you know to warn them about this quite dreadful scam.
    Last edited by MJ; March 14, 2008, 08:17:55 PM.
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  • Steve Graham
    DJ Jelly
    • Jun 2004
    • 12887

    #2
    Re: I've been had!

    roflmao!

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    • maddlingo
      Platinum Poster
      • Jun 2004
      • 1035

      #3
      Re: I've been had!

      I wish i could fall for a scam like that.
      "Dream as if you''ll live forever, Live as if you''ll die today." -- James Dean --

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      • supaz
        Platinum Poster
        • Jun 2004
        • 1493

        #4
        Re: I've been had!

        Damn trannies! They got the best of you Mike

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        • shosh
          Banned
          • Jun 2004
          • 4668

          #5
          Re: I've been had!

          welcome to 1995 chainmail

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          • peloquin
            Till I Come!
            • Jun 2004
            • 8643

            #6
            Re: I've been had!

            this would be great for me, i never have any money in my wallet

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            • 88Mariner
              My dick is smaller
              • Nov 2006
              • 7128

              #7
              Re: I've been had!

              make sure you protect your cornhole
              you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

              it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

              Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

              ----PEACE-----

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              • Dhar_2
                meat and potatoes
                • Jun 2004
                • 18917

                #8
                Re: I've been had!

                u been roleplaying with your prozzies again???

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                • fumanchu182
                  Angantyr The Ruthless
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 962

                  #9
                  Re: I've been had!

                  MJ you had me going for about four sentences and then it started to get out of control.

                  good laugh.
                  The sailors of the United States Navy are among the most disciplined, devoted, and well-trained fighting men the world has ever known. They drink gasoline and piss fire, The spit bullets and shit bombs, and will swim across the ocean with a knife in their teeth just for the chance to carve up those that threaten their homeland.

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                  • Gatz
                    Are you Kidding me??
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 4679

                    #10
                    Re: I've been had!

                    Genius.

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                    • feather
                      Shanghai ooompa loompa
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 20895

                      #11
                      Re: I've been had!

                      Bangbus

                      i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

                      Originally posted by Hoff
                      a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
                      Originally posted by m1sT3rL
                      Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

                      I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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                      • dannyboy
                        Platinum Poster
                        • Jun 2006
                        • 1908

                        #12
                        Re: I've been had!

                        She realy sucked your out of you money.
                        MERCURY SERVER IS MY LIFE

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                        • AntonyM
                          DUDERZ get a life!!!
                          • Oct 2004
                          • 6415

                          #13
                          Re: I've been had!

                          Stay out of the strip clubs
                          and you wont find your wallet so light.
                          Originally posted by Shpira
                          So came back last night...
                          Sven Vath was amazing...he played a god damn killer set...ended up going to that and came to at like 10 am in some whore house in south Amsterdam...no idea how I ended up there...friday was a bit of a blur got really drunk and visited several parties can't remember a whole lot to be honest hehe...saturday was probably the best day that I recall...started up in the nearest coffee shop and going from party to party...beautiful woman, beer and weed...finished the night by taking some shrooms and listening to an amazing elke kleijn set...sunday...i met a nice girl who worked at one of the coffee shops and ended up talking to her for like 6 hours...was supposed to meet her at some DnB party...but instead went for a steak and walked around red light district bars drinking and smoking...monday took it easy went to a coffee shop and took a taxi to airport....

                          All in all...I think I will be going back there some time soon
                          Originally posted by Illuminate
                          Let me get this straight.

                          So white-middle class Americans have been told by their Television sets to be fearful of:

                          1. Mexicans/Latinos from the South bringing drugs and killings n' shit.
                          2. African Americans cause mos def they are raging a race war and want to occupy America like how the plebs occupied Wall St.
                          3. Iranians/Afghans/Any one of middle eastern origin to be quite frank, cause you know Islam...
                          4. North Koreans/Chinese cause you know everything...

                          Am I close here?

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                          • tiddles
                            Encryption, Jr.
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 6861

                            #14
                            Re: I've been had!

                            so when are you going to resign?

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                            • Life on Other Planets AKA Johns
                              Are you Kidding me??
                              • Oct 2005
                              • 3087

                              #15
                              Re: I've been had!

                              Originally posted by peloquin
                              this would be great for me, i never have any money in my wallet

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