You know you're a Mercury Server-user when

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • Homegrove
    Are you Kidding me??
    • Jun 2004
    • 2957

    You know you're a Mercury Server-user when

    You have more mixes on your hard drive then you'll ever have time to listen.

    You think Jibgolly is one ugly mofo yelling into a mike.

    You've seen every funny/gross pic/gif in the universe.

    You get strangely aroused whenever you see the username KinkyJ because you combine it in your head with huge tits.

    Continue...
    Forward thinking house music
  • day_for_night
    Are you Kidding me??
    • Jun 2004
    • 4127

    #2
    Re: You know you're a Mercury Server-user when

    you'd recognize that buckminsterfullerne shape anywhere...

    Comment

    • KinKyJ
      Platinum Poser
      • Jun 2004
      • 13438

      #3
      Re: You know you're a Mercury Server-user when

      Originally posted by Homegrove
      You get strangely aroused whenever you see the username KinkyJ because you combine it in your head with huge tits.


      You refresh the GYY page every 5 fucking minutes on Fridays to post asap in the TGIF thread.

      Comment

      • CactusBeats
        Addiction started
        • Mar 2008
        • 490

        #4
        Re: You know you're a Mercury Server-user when

        You open your Hernan Cattaneo folder to move some files to the mp3 player. The list is so long you can't remember what you have and have not listened to. [I gotta figure out a new way of sorting his sets.]

        Your hard drive and backup drives are a mess with folders full of sets waiting to be ID tagged my particular way, files names standardized my way, various tracklists scattered in the right and wrong places, you get the idea....

        and I JUST got here!
        I like your Christ.
        I do not like your Christians.
        Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.

        Mahatma Gandhi

        Comment

        • KinKyJ
          Platinum Poser
          • Jun 2004
          • 13438

          #5
          Re: You know you're a Mercury Server-user when

          ^^^ welcome to the madness

          You can't dowload porn for 3 weeks because you've exceeded your provider's bandwidth twice this month already downing sets.

          Comment

          • MJ
            Here since 2002
            • Jun 2004
            • 6560

            #6
            Re: You know you're a Mercury Server-user when

            You have the t-shirt to prove it.
            mjwebhosting you know it makes sense



            Silentium est aureum

            Comment

            • feather
              Shanghai ooompa loompa
              • Jul 2004
              • 20898

              #7
              Re: You know you're a Mercury Server-user when

              Originally posted by CactusBeats
              Your hard drive and backup drives are a mess with folders full of sets waiting to be ID tagged my particular way, files names standardized my way, various tracklists scattered in the right and wrong places, you get the idea....
              Perpetual problem

              You know you're a Mercury Server user when ...

              ... you have 7 years of cd/dvd backups and no way to hunt down a mix because you lost the fucking catalog

              ... GYY is the morning pitstop for what's happening around the world.

              ... you open a thread expecting a picture of poop.

              ... a drunken post with lyrics turns into a 2-page discourse on track-etymology.

              ... you have to work because the server is down.

              ... you wait for a GU / Oakenfold / BT thread so you can whine and voice your bitter disappointment to the world again.

              ...
              you think of [ms] whenever you surf porn and see a nice rack.

              ... you think of [ms] whenever you see something stupid on the net.

              ... you jetset (or try to) around the world to catch Digweed.

              i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

              Originally posted by Hoff
              a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
              Originally posted by m1sT3rL
              Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

              I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

              Comment

              • hambino21
                PFC Semen Ham
                • Jul 2004
                • 863

                #8
                Re: You know you're a Mercury Server-user when

                ....Your IT guys at work have had mercuryserver blocked due to excessive amounts of time spent on it

                ....have based your weekend schedule on events that have appeared on the site

                .... have gotten into an argument about EDM with someone you have never met
                ............
                " Focus on the subtleties and the world becomes grander"

                - Me-

                Comment

                • feather
                  Shanghai ooompa loompa
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 20898

                  #9
                  Re: You know you're a Mercury Server-user when

                  ... you always have [ms] in a browser tab that never closes.

                  ... you're contributing too much to this thread.

                  i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

                  Originally posted by Hoff
                  a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
                  Originally posted by m1sT3rL
                  Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

                  I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

                  Comment

                  • tiddles
                    Encryption, Jr.
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 6861

                    #10
                    Re: You know you're a Mercury Server-user when

                    you won a tshirt in a MS contest and are still waiting for it to arrive

                    when ms is down you leave work early

                    Comment

                    • Life on Other Planets AKA Johns
                      Are you Kidding me??
                      • Oct 2005
                      • 3087

                      #11
                      Re: You know you're a Mercury Server-user when

                      you have a max of 25 gig per moth to download and you always exceed your limit 4 days before the end of the month, plus MS users always never have any room to store all their music weather it be on the hard drive or in the house

                      Comment

                      • clintlove
                        Hey girl, ya Hungry?
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 3264

                        #12
                        Re: You know you're a Mercury Server-user when

                        you take your phone with you to the bathroom, so you can stay up to date while on the crapper. Yes, I'm shitting right now

                        Music is the answer, to your problems. Keep on movin', till you solve them.

                        sigpic

                        Comment

                        • hypoluxxa
                          Are you Kidding me??
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 3371

                          #13
                          Re: You know you're a Mercury Server-user when

                          Originally posted by feather
                          Perpetual problem

                          You know you're a Mercury Server user when ...

                          ... you have 7 years of cd/dvd backups and no way to hunt down a mix because you lost the fucking catalog

                          ... GYY is the morning pitstop for what's happening around the world.

                          ... you open a thread expecting a picture of poop.

                          ... a drunken post with lyrics turns into a 2-page discourse on track-etymology.

                          ... you have to work because the server is down.

                          ... you wait for a GU / Oakenfold / BT thread so you can whine and voice your bitter disappointment to the world again.

                          ...
                          you think of [ms] whenever you surf porn and see a nice rack.

                          ... you think of [ms] whenever you see something stupid on the net.

                          ... you jetset (or try to) around the world to catch Digweed.

                          I am guilty of 6 of those.

                          Comment

                          • Troklo
                            Platinum Poster
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 2012

                            #14
                            Re: You know you're a Mercury Server-user when

                            Your girlfriend makes fun of you because you talk about your internet buddys
                            You really worry if the server goes down with out a warning
                            Quiero brincar al agua para caer al cielo

                            Comment

                            • Steve Graham
                              DJ Jelly
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 12887

                              #15
                              Re: You know you're a Mercury Server-user when

                              -- you cant wait until it is your birthday so you can see your birthday greetings on [ms]

                              Comment

                              Working...