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I'm sorry I never saw it was your birthday but so much has happened in the last few days it just seem to slip out of my view.
First off my cat was caught robbing my local store, it turn out she is hooked on a £300 a day crack habit and was stealing to fund it. I had to go down and bail her out then get her set up on some rehabilitaion course down with the local council, they're pretty good down there so we got her in straight away. She's on the mend.
Then on Sunday 12 Jehovah's witness geeks knocked on my door, as I'm a polite person I let them in and we had a long chat. They just left two minutes ago after 36 hours of drink fueled debauchery, they are quite a nice bunch when you get some liquor down them.
I know this seems a bit unbelievable but you have to understand it is the truth, and it's the reason I missed your birthday.
Anyway, I hope you had a better time than I did.
Happy belated kid.
First off my cat was caught robbing my local store, it turn out she is hooked on a £300 a day crack habit and was stealing to fund it. I had to go down and bail her out then get her set up on some rehabilitaion course down with the local council, they're pretty good down there so we got her in straight away. She's on the mend.
Then on Sunday 12 Jehovah's witness geeks knocked on my door, as I'm a polite person I let them in and we had a long chat. They just left two minutes ago after 36 hours of drink fueled debauchery, they are quite a nice bunch when you get some liquor down them.
I know this seems a bit unbelievable but you have to understand it is the truth, and it's the reason I missed your birthday.
Anyway, I hope you had a better time than I did.
Happy belated kid.
Err when was it ???
. Happy birthday buckman
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