Flip-flops in clubs - a cautionary tale

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  • simonr
    Transitionator
    • Jun 2004
    • 8796

    Flip-flops in clubs - a cautionary tale

    For some reason I recalled this cautionary tale from last summer in ibiza and thought I'd share .

    In ibiza (and I'm sure other worldwide beach-based clubbing resorts) it seems cool to be a beach bum, and drag your tanned hide into a club later ... just to show what a cool party animal you are and prove that you can cope with a 24-hour session. The integral beach bum fasion wear is board shorts, shades, v dirty t-shirt and the mandatory flip-flops.

    Now we Brits have never been too big on flip-flops .. primarily because the weather's always crap, so you seldom get the opportunity to wear them in - plus they end up chaffing you and giving you blisters, so you end up hobbling around in pain !

    So there I was in Space last summer, Digweed is on the Space Terrace for his 2nd set of the night, its 5.00 a.m. and I'm flagging a bit. So I pull up a stool at the bar, get in a jack'n'coke, taking in the sounds/vibe and chatting to the lovely senorita next to me.

    Despite the glass collectors regular clearance of emptys and breakages there's a build up of glass on the floor. An unsuspecting flip-flop wearer walks past and then his face contorts in absolute pain - at first I though Diggers must have dropped a mis-labelled copy of Cowpander by mistake ... but no .. the flip-flop wearer looks down at his foot which is now gushing blood Tarantino-style from a wound with a v large piece of glass sticking out.

    I signal the bar staff and tell them to get towels (and lots of them) pronto - they then send the poor clubber off to 1st aid and no doubt A & E (or ER as you say in the States).

    I'm sure there is a key learning point for all of us in there ahead of the WMC and Ibiza later this summer. So what are your thoughts on flip-flops in clubs per se ... and have you got any similar cautionary tales ??
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  • Steve Graham
    DJ Jelly
    • Jun 2004
    • 12887

    #2
    Re: Flip-flops in clubs - a cautionary tale

    i like wearing flip fops, but wouldnt in a club, especially one that big like Space.. now for that reason you just mentioned but because of being stepped on and having drinks poured on me all night

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    • res0nat0r
      Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
      • May 2006
      • 14475

      #3
      Re: Flip-flops in clubs - a cautionary tale

      anyplace which is crowded, dark, and full of drunk people, with or without bottles is always a bad place for flip flops imo.

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      • feather
        Shanghai ooompa loompa
        • Jul 2004
        • 20895

        #4
        Re: Flip-flops in clubs - a cautionary tale

        Depending on the location (outdoor being the only scenario for flip-flops), but isn't flip-flops frowned upon in most clubs' dress codes? WTF wears flip-flops on a night out unless you're a chick? And how the fuck do you dance in them anyway?

        i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

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        • Morgan
          Platinum Poster
          • Jun 2004
          • 2234

          #5
          Re: Flip-flops in clubs - a cautionary tale

          Flip flops off the beach are never a good look. You might as well be an Aussie and bore people stupid with tales of how you surfed the Thames whilst pouring pints of guiness.

          People who wear flip flops in clubs ranks slightly above guidios imo.
          "Pain is only weakness leaving the body."

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          • Corven
            Are you Kidding me??
            • Jun 2004
            • 4080

            #6
            Re: Flip-flops in clubs - a cautionary tale

            Originally posted by Morgan
            Flip flops off the beach are never a good look. You might as well be an Aussie and bore people stupid with tales of how you surfed the Thames whilst pouring pints of guiness.

            People who wear flip flops in clubs ranks slightly above guidios imo.
            would it be any different if DJs wore flip flops behind the decks then?
            I broke my spoon on the viagra sundae.

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            • feather
              Shanghai ooompa loompa
              • Jul 2004
              • 20895

              #7
              Re: Flip-flops in clubs - a cautionary tale

              Actually I think Phil K DJs in his shorts and flip-flops, now that you guys mention Aussie and DJ.

              i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

              Originally posted by Hoff
              a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
              Originally posted by m1sT3rL
              Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

              I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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              • Kamal
                Administrator
                • May 2002
                • 28835

                #8
                Re: Flip-flops in clubs - a cautionary tale

                flip-flops in clubs at ibiza ? what next ? Speedos and swim shades ?
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                • threehills
                  I heart Lollergirl
                  • Jun 2005
                  • 3641

                  #9
                  Re: Flip-flops in clubs - a cautionary tale

                  ^ swim shades?
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                  • hypoluxxa
                    Are you Kidding me??
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 3371

                    #10
                    Re: Flip-flops in clubs - a cautionary tale

                    Originally posted by Kamal
                    flip-flops in clubs at ibiza ? what next ? Speedos and swim shades ?

                    The italians LOVE wearing speedos in Ibiza, you can spot them a mile away. It's classic. Back to the flip flops, I've seen the patio outside the terrace at Space @ 5:00AM and it is littered with broken glass at times. People just knock drinks over and sometimes the staff there can't clean them up quick enough. I wouldn't wear filp-flops to a club.

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                    • feather
                      Shanghai ooompa loompa
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 20895

                      #11
                      Re: Flip-flops in clubs - a cautionary tale


                      i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

                      Originally posted by Hoff
                      a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
                      Originally posted by m1sT3rL
                      Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

                      I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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                      • Huggie Smiles
                        Anyone have Styx livesets?
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 11836

                        #12
                        Re: Flip-flops in clubs - a cautionary tale

                        Dr marten, Dr Marten Boots oi!

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                        • DJJEFFJONES
                          Platinum Poster
                          • Nov 2005
                          • 2110

                          #13
                          Re: Flip-flops in clubs - a cautionary tale

                          Pussy should have been walking barefoot in the club
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                          • Kamal
                            Administrator
                            • May 2002
                            • 28835

                            #14
                            Re: Flip-flops in clubs - a cautionary tale

                            Originally posted by threehills
                            ^ swim shades?

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                            Jib says:
                            he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
                            Originally posted by ace_dl
                            Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
                            I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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                            • Steve Graham
                              DJ Jelly
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 12887

                              #15
                              Re: Flip-flops in clubs - a cautionary tale

                              Originally posted by hypoluxxa
                              The italians LOVE wearing speedos in Ibiza, you can spot them a mile away. It's classic. Back to the flip flops, I've seen the patio outside the terrace at Space @ 5:00AM and it is littered with broken glass at times. People just knock drinks over and sometimes the staff there can't clean them up quick enough. I wouldn't wear filp-flops to a club.
                              speedo is the Italian national football teams sponsor

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