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  • Kamal
    Administrator
    • May 2002
    • 28834

    2009 Nissan Maxima.....

    Is FUUUUUGLY

    More photos here http://www.autoblog.com/photos/2009-...maxima/704494/

    www.mjwebhosting.com

    Jib says:
    he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
    Originally posted by ace_dl
    Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
    I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me
  • herre
    Platinum Poster
    • Jun 2004
    • 1235

    #2
    Re: 2009 Nissan Maxima.....

    nissan...
    no german engineering in da haus!
    never ever!!!!1111111

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    • Adzey
      Are you Kidding me??
      • Mar 2008
      • 3517

      #3
      Re: 2009 Nissan Maxima.....

      ugh thats fucking nasty


      "Working like a wizard he doesn't jump around much or react much to what he is playing but the place is going nuts"

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      • feather
        Shanghai ooompa loompa
        • Jul 2004
        • 20894

        #4
        Re: 2009 Nissan Maxima.....

        All the Maximas have been fugly.

        2009's front looks similar to the WRX. What's with those lights?

        i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

        Originally posted by Hoff
        a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
        Originally posted by m1sT3rL
        Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

        I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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        • Garrick
          DUDERZ get a life!!!
          • Jun 2004
          • 6764

          #5
          Re: 2009 Nissan Maxima.....

          i own a 2002 se... still the best model, imo.
          Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?

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          • Dhar_2
            meat and potatoes
            • Jun 2004
            • 18916

            #6
            Re: 2009 Nissan Maxima.....

            its a nissan!!

            what do u expect!

            its a souless piece of engineering made by people technically advance, but too short and boring to do something exciting and edgy!!

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            • Lorn
              Looking for a title!
              • Sep 2004
              • 5826

              #7
              Re: 2009 Nissan Maxima.....

              It looks like a Toyota.

              The infiniti cars are nice looking.

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              • Kamal
                Administrator
                • May 2002
                • 28834

                #8
                Re: 2009 Nissan Maxima.....

                Originally posted by Dhar_2
                its a souless piece of engineering made by people technically advance, but too short and boring to do something exciting and edgy!!
                define soulless

                you know the maxima engine has been in the top 10 best performing engines in the US for over 10+ years. The Maxima has a wicked heritage (and reliability ratings). Agreed that they are falling short in the design department but the interior does look good.

                And the ass on that car is the only thing thats competing with the front of the car for the "winner of the ugliness portion of the car" 2008 award.
                www.mjwebhosting.com

                Jib says:
                he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
                Originally posted by ace_dl
                Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
                I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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                • Dhar_2
                  meat and potatoes
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 18916

                  #9
                  Re: 2009 Nissan Maxima.....

                  Main Entry: soul·less Pronunciation: \ˈsōl-ləs\ Function: adjective Date: 15th century : having no soul or no greatness or warmth of mind or feeling
                  — soul·less·ly adverb
                  — soul·less·ness noun
                  Japanese cars have no soul!

                  their manga has soul!!! but there cars dont!!!

                  lets take the maxima:-
                  no soul - itsd japanese
                  no greatness - well look at it
                  warmth of mind - hmmmmmmmm doesnt seem well thoguht out does it! its FUGLY
                  feeling - yep! wanna throw up!

                  case closed!

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                  • hypoluxxa
                    Are you Kidding me??
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 3371

                    #10
                    Re: 2009 Nissan Maxima.....

                    It looks like Nissan just copied a little bit of every other car makers' cars and made something really ugly with it.

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                    • Garrick
                      DUDERZ get a life!!!
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 6764

                      #11
                      Re: 2009 Nissan Maxima.....

                      i thought all companies copied each other.................... it isn't that bad compared to every other car in its price range. did everyone expect a mercedes?
                      Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?

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                      • ddr
                        DUDERZ get a life!!!
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 7006

                        #12
                        Re: 2009 Nissan Maxima.....

                        lol kamal,

                        looks like the maxima just got a face lift... like literally =\
                        "pics or stfu" - R.I.P. Steve "Jibgolly" James

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                        • Shpira
                          Angry Boy Child
                          • Oct 2006
                          • 4969

                          #13
                          Re: 2009 Nissan Maxima.....

                          best Nissan ever

                          new...







                          and old...




                          The Idiots ARE Winning.


                          "Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect."
                          Mark Twain

                          SOBRIETY MIX

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                          • Jenks
                            I'm kind of a big deal.
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 10250

                            #14
                            Re: 2009 Nissan Maxima.....

                            Originally posted by Dhar_2
                            Japanese cars have no soul!

                            their manga has soul!!! but there cars dont!!!
                            you're not making sense, on top of not knowing what you're talking about.

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                            • Dhar_2
                              meat and potatoes
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 18916

                              #15
                              Re: 2009 Nissan Maxima.....

                              the skyline isnt a nissan made by normal japs

                              its made by the peeps u see crawling around on the floor in clubs absolutley fucked off their rockers!

                              its a by product of the hiroshima bomb!!
                              its evil!!!






                              (in a good way:- hence not made by the japs to support my previous point)

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