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  • TheMightyGreg
    Editor Shmeditor
    • Nov 2006
    • 1361

    Hed Hair Eye and Face Kandi

    Compilation-mongers Hed Kandi are making that logical leap into beauty products, by launching a range of deodorants and styling equipment.

    And though April Fool's Day is fast approaching, it seems this is no hoax, as they proclaim: 'Be Fabulous. Be Kandi. With Hed Kandi Beauty'.

    Named after their various albums, you can now smell like Disco Heaven ('plum, tropical tiare flower, ripe berries and mysterious patchouli for seriously funky pleasure'), Twisted Disco ('orange flower , vetiver and amber combine with plum, violet and musk to release your inner energy'), or even a Beach House ('melon, mandarin, raspberry, caramel, vanilla and patchouli combine together resulting in a totally sundrenched experience').
    They'll cost £2.49 a can at Superdrug from April.

    Not only that, they're also branching out into hair styling (obviously), with the launch of the Nu Cool hair dryer, Back To Love hair straighteners and the Twisted Disco hair tongs. You'll be able to get yours at Argos, bundled with five Hed Kandi downloads.

    They have also devised the Beauty Lounge, where a touring team of 'style directors' will introduce the brand's new direction to clubs goers across the land.
    What a bunch of c*nts
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  • feather
    Shanghai ooompa loompa
    • Jul 2004
    • 20900

    #2
    Re: Hed Hair Eye and Face Kandi

    Hilarious. But raises a funny/interesting proposition: Maybe Oakey and Tiesto can start endorsing cheese for real. What would Digweed sell if he wanted to diversify his 'brand?'

    i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

    Originally posted by Hoff
    a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
    Originally posted by m1sT3rL
    Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

    I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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    • jarble187
      vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
      • Sep 2004
      • 2047

      #3
      Re: Hed Hair Eye and Face Kandi

      ^^^He tried marketing "Heaven Scent" perfume/cologne about 8 years ago.
      Push the envelope, watch it bend.


      www.kansascitytechno.com


      Wakarusa Dj Winter Classic Mix Submission Feb 2011

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      • Dhar_2
        meat and potatoes
        • Jun 2004
        • 18924

        #4
        Re: Hed Hair Eye and Face Kandi

        ^ oh!!!

        thats really bad!!!

        almost as cheesy as oakie and tongy!

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        • Dhar_2
          meat and potatoes
          • Jun 2004
          • 18924

          #5
          Re: Hed Hair Eye and Face Kandi

          diggers could always do a pantene advert i guess!

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          • feather
            Shanghai ooompa loompa
            • Jul 2004
            • 20900

            #6
            Re: Hed Hair Eye and Face Kandi

            Originally posted by jarble187
            ^^^He tried marketing "Heaven Scent" perfume/cologne about 8 years ago.
            Originally posted by Dhar_2
            diggers could always do a pantene advert i guess!


            That reminds me ... one of Digweed's earliest compilation was for the JDJ series, and it was called The Silky Mix. Perfect!

            i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

            Originally posted by Hoff
            a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
            Originally posted by m1sT3rL
            Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

            I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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            • hypoluxxa
              Are you Kidding me??
              • Jun 2004
              • 3371

              #7
              Re: Hed Hair Eye and Face Kandi

              Originally posted by Dhar_2
              diggers could always do a pantene advert i guess!
              fucking brilliant comment!

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              • Dhar_2
                meat and potatoes
                • Jun 2004
                • 18924

                #8
                Re: Hed Hair Eye and Face Kandi


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                • jarble187
                  vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
                  • Sep 2004
                  • 2047

                  #9
                  Re: Hed Hair Eye and Face Kandi

                  ^^^^lol, thats great and halrious!
                  Push the envelope, watch it bend.


                  www.kansascitytechno.com


                  Wakarusa Dj Winter Classic Mix Submission Feb 2011

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                  • AntonyM
                    DUDERZ get a life!!!
                    • Oct 2004
                    • 6415

                    #10
                    Re: Hed Hair Eye and Face Kandi

                    Nothing but talentless twats out to maximize
                    their self inflated value before the truth leaks
                    out that they nothing but ponces who should
                    be institutionalized.
                    Originally posted by Shpira
                    So came back last night...
                    Sven Vath was amazing...he played a god damn killer set...ended up going to that and came to at like 10 am in some whore house in south Amsterdam...no idea how I ended up there...friday was a bit of a blur got really drunk and visited several parties can't remember a whole lot to be honest hehe...saturday was probably the best day that I recall...started up in the nearest coffee shop and going from party to party...beautiful woman, beer and weed...finished the night by taking some shrooms and listening to an amazing elke kleijn set...sunday...i met a nice girl who worked at one of the coffee shops and ended up talking to her for like 6 hours...was supposed to meet her at some DnB party...but instead went for a steak and walked around red light district bars drinking and smoking...monday took it easy went to a coffee shop and took a taxi to airport....

                    All in all...I think I will be going back there some time soon
                    Originally posted by Illuminate
                    Let me get this straight.

                    So white-middle class Americans have been told by their Television sets to be fearful of:

                    1. Mexicans/Latinos from the South bringing drugs and killings n' shit.
                    2. African Americans cause mos def they are raging a race war and want to occupy America like how the plebs occupied Wall St.
                    3. Iranians/Afghans/Any one of middle eastern origin to be quite frank, cause you know Islam...
                    4. North Koreans/Chinese cause you know everything...

                    Am I close here?

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                    • feather
                      Shanghai ooompa loompa
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 20900

                      #11
                      Re: Hed Hair Eye and Face Kandi

                      Might just give GU the same idea.

                      i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

                      Originally posted by Hoff
                      a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
                      Originally posted by m1sT3rL
                      Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

                      I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

                      Comment

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