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  • shosh
    Banned
    • Jun 2004
    • 4668

    Pokemon world is real. This is epic

    stolen from somewhere else but funny as hell:

    Believe it or not there are people in our world who apparently believe that Pokemon and that the Pokemon world are real.




    "I need help. Last night I was lying in my bed, my closet opened alittle on its own and I swear I saw a Haunter in it. So I decided there were two actions to take, make a repel formula or I can find a pokeball and catch it. I don't know what to chose, can someone help me before it gets to me while sleep!"


    "I plan to meditate tonite, so i can attempt to enter the pokemon world..in my sleep..

    do you have any tips? or is there a certain thing i should do? please help"
    I was out with some "friends" of mine today, and we were in the library. Well out of boredom, I decided to check this website to see if there had been any development or information on real life Pokemon and other things.

    Well, my friends with their keen eyes saw the banner "Pokeclipse: Real Pokemon Believers". They proceeded with laughing at it and saying "Who the hell believes in Pokemon? Seriously, where did you find this website".

    I turned around and said "I believe in Pokemon, we have bare facts which prove they exist and we have almost found a way itno their world or atleast found a way to know they are real!". They paused, and then started laughing at me, calling me gay and told me to stop joking.

    I bought up some threads and explained it to them, and told them that they are idiots for laughing. I grabbed my bag and left as they looked at eachother in silence.

    Did I own them? I'm also nervous to see them tommorow, so I'm wondering what I should say to them. angry.gif Seriously, these people annoy me when they laugh at our beliefs when we have the truth infront of us.
    "I just finished writing the fifth chapter of my fanfic, and it made me realize something. Life is really hard for us. I KNOW pokemon are real in our world, and I definitely know they exist in another world somewhere because everything does, it's called many worlds theory, but so few people in this world believe in them! People believe in god and that's okay, in ghosts and aliens and thats okay, but we can't believe in Pokemon?! It's not fair at all! Also, I know that there's a lot of violence and unfairness in this world. I just wish we could all go, us true believers, to the pokemon world and be friends with our pokemon like we want to, instead of having to live here and be made fun of and mistreated. I'm crying as I write this so forgive any misspellings."



    "i know what you mean, people pick on me all the time just because i believe in pokemon.

    i used to get beat up almost every day, and even teachers made fun of me

    but i know everything will be alright in the end, some day we will go to the pokemon world, and all the bad things will stop. "




    "teachers????????????????????/!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    this is unbbveliveable!!!!!!!!

    did u report them 2 the school commity???????

    my gym teacher(muslceheaded *******) kept on makin fun of me beuz i had small arms

    now hes jobless

    every1 hates me now cuz tehy thought he was a good teacher but it was worth it "



    "the school administration had me put in therapy for 5 years"


    DISCUSS...
  • lilsensa
    DUDERZ get a life!!!
    • Jun 2004
    • 6675

    #2
    Re: Pokemon world is real. This is epic

    These peeps have no life...
    RIP ~ Steve James







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    • 88Mariner
      My dick is smaller
      • Nov 2006
      • 7128

      #3
      Re: Pokemon world is real. This is epic

      Discuss?


      This is the voting public. If this doesn't scare the shit out of you...nothing will.
      you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

      it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

      Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

      ----PEACE-----

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      • Steve Graham
        DJ Jelly
        • Jun 2004
        • 12887

        #4
        Re: Pokemon world is real. This is epic

        yeah, these are fuckers that will be shooting up schools

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        • |Thrax|
          Platinum Poster
          • Mar 2007
          • 1744

          #5
          Re: Pokemon world is real. This is epic

          I dont think the Pokemon world wants to invade the human world, the Pokemon dont even believe in violence.. sheesh, ask anyone.

          DISCUSS! is a commonlly used "geek" term when the posting party resonsible wants to be the first to initiate conversation.. mostly, because they think its funny.
          This is the voice from planet love. Have no fear we are your friends. To bring peace and love to your world, we are sending you our very special agent. Her name is love love love...

          -Chris
          Myspace::Facebook:: NIGHTMOVES.ME nightlife+lifestyle photography

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          • shosh
            Banned
            • Jun 2004
            • 4668

            #6
            Re: Pokemon world is real. This is epic

            Originally posted by Steve Graham
            yeah, these are fuckers that will be shooting up schools
            some are adults... wtf

            Originally posted by |Thrax|
            I dont think the Pokemon world wants to invade the human world, the Pokemon dont even believe in violence.. sheesh, ask anyone.

            DISCUSS! is a commonlly used "geek" term when the posting party resonsible wants to be the first to initiate conversation.. mostly, because they think its funny.

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            • TomTom
              Paging Doctor Weeds...we have a shortage on 1st St.
              • May 2002
              • 16206

              #7
              Re: Pokemon world is real. This is epic

              Funny..some of the quotes are proper sig material. Imagine an adult telling you seriously he believes in Pokemons. How can you not crack up?

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              • |Thrax|
                Platinum Poster
                • Mar 2007
                • 1744

                #8
                Re: Pokemon world is real. This is epic

                why would i be mad? i believe in the underwear gnomes.... :-p

                that is seriously blurring the line between fantasy and reality..

                This is the voice from planet love. Have no fear we are your friends. To bring peace and love to your world, we are sending you our very special agent. Her name is love love love...

                -Chris
                Myspace::Facebook:: NIGHTMOVES.ME nightlife+lifestyle photography

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                • 88Mariner
                  My dick is smaller
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 7128

                  #9
                  Re: Pokemon world is real. This is epic

                  in retrospect, some people really realy believe that a Jewish zombie who was his own father has the ability to make them live forever if you telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master so that he could remove teh evil force in your soul that is present because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat an apple from a magical tree.

                  ....
                  you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

                  it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

                  Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

                  ----PEACE-----

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                  • |Thrax|
                    Platinum Poster
                    • Mar 2007
                    • 1744

                    #10
                    Re: Pokemon world is real. This is epic

                    Ask Ron L Hubbard about freeky people believing in Pokemon's...

                    Then ask to take you to see Xenu...

                    but watch out for Mothra, itll getcha

                    for real, we have bigger problems then:

                    This is the voice from planet love. Have no fear we are your friends. To bring peace and love to your world, we are sending you our very special agent. Her name is love love love...

                    -Chris
                    Myspace::Facebook:: NIGHTMOVES.ME nightlife+lifestyle photography

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                    • Dhar_2
                      meat and potatoes
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 18917

                      #11
                      Re: Pokemon world is real. This is epic

                      ^ now thats cool!

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