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  • Dj Lunchtray
    Getting Somewhere
    • Mar 2008
    • 162

    Worst bartender ever

    I know it's not nice to talk shit about people, but I feel like this person deserves special recognition:
    The bartender in the main room at Pawn Shop for Sunday School that last day of wmc...
    Holy crap, you are a complete tool. You need to find another occupation NOW. I recommend logging or crab fishing or some other high-fatality job.
    I watched you consistently ignore people right in front of you, spit food and drool into people's cups, pick up cups off the nasty floor and pour drinks in it, casually toss drinks aside spilling them all over paying customers, and in general just be a complete douchebag.
    I know that's gotta be a rough job, especially that day with all us degenerates in there. But seriously. You suck.
    If anyone knows his boss, please suggest a replacement!
    Ok, done ranting
    Remember, pain is just weakness leaving the body, keep dancing.
  • 88Mariner
    My dick is smaller
    • Nov 2006
    • 7128

    #2
    Re: Worst bartender ever

    man, for your sake, i hope it wasn't this guy: http://www.nytimes.com/2008/02/22/ny...hepatitis.html
    you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

    it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

    Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

    ----PEACE-----

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    • Dj Lunchtray
      Getting Somewhere
      • Mar 2008
      • 162

      #3
      Re: Worst bartender ever

      haha, probably moved to miami after he got fired from that place.
      Remember, pain is just weakness leaving the body, keep dancing.

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      • Garrick
        DUDERZ get a life!!!
        • Jun 2004
        • 6764

        #4
        Re: Worst bartender ever

        no telling what that guy was on... one thing is for sure, i'm sure he was not sober. probably doesn't remember half of what he did. sorry you had a bad experience bro, but on the other hand, why were you paying attention to him so much?! all eyes should be fixated on the stage.
        Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?

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        • Life on Other Planets AKA Johns
          Are you Kidding me??
          • Oct 2005
          • 3087

          #5
          Re: Worst bartender ever

          Originally posted by Dj Lunchtray
          I know it's not nice to talk shit about people, but I feel like this person deserves special recognition:
          The bartender in the main room at Pawn Shop for Sunday School that last day of wmc...
          Holy crap, you are a complete tool. You need to find another occupation NOW. I recommend logging or crab fishing or some other high-fatality job.
          I watched you consistently ignore people right in front of you, spit food and drool into people's cups, pick up cups off the nasty floor and pour drinks in it, casually toss drinks aside spilling them all over paying customers, and in general just be a complete douchebag.
          I know that's gotta be a rough job, especially that day with all us degenerates in there. But seriously. You suck.
          If anyone knows his boss, please suggest a replacement!
          Ok, done ranting

          Sorry to hear about your experience m8, hope u had a good nite though..

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          • Dj Lunchtray
            Getting Somewhere
            • Mar 2008
            • 162

            #6
            Re: Worst bartender ever

            Don't get the impression that I spent the whole night watching the bartender or didn't have a blast. I just wanted to bitch about it. That was a crazy ass party and I loved it.
            Remember, pain is just weakness leaving the body, keep dancing.

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            • matthewjames
              Getting warmed up
              • Jul 2004
              • 54

              #7
              Re: Worst bartender ever

              The worst bar tender in the world is my friend who's nicknamed 'Shakey Steve', on account of his mild epilepsy.

              He can just about make from the pump to the bar without spilling anything.

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              • jay813
                Platinum Poster
                • May 2005
                • 1344

                #8
                Re: Worst bartender ever

                well that just about wraps up the pawn shop for me, i am DONE with that shithole.

                first off, i was there for an awesome SOS set on thursday, but the fucking bartender overcharged me 30 dollars on drinks i didnt order. i was with a few friends and thought that somehow they had put drinks on my tab so i signed it (stupidly i know) only later to find out it wasnt them. deciding that karma will have its way back to him, i wasnt going to let that ruin my night and had a good time regardless of the douschebag bartender..


                after friday nights debacle at glass i somehow ended up again at pawn shop for gabriel & dresden (DONT ASK) and tried to salvage my night and have a decent time. then this cunt of a bartender/worker chic was walking through going into the side doors by the truck where the djs play. she straight up walked at me and shoved me even though sshe couldve walked around me, plenty of space, so i turned around and pushed her wrist as she walks into the doors then goes bitching to her friends that i shoved her and had the bouncer escort me out. i was fucking furious.perfect way to cap off the low point of wmc for me.


                i will never step inside the pawnshop again. shitty venue thats outdated and needs to be demolished. sound system there blows dick too.

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                • Dj Lunchtray
                  Getting Somewhere
                  • Mar 2008
                  • 162

                  #9
                  Re: Worst bartender ever

                  yeah, top notch staff at that place for sure.
                  Remember, pain is just weakness leaving the body, keep dancing.

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                  • Jibgolly
                    Vortexuralizor
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 20773

                    #10
                    Re: Worst bartender ever

                    lunchtray hasn't stopped complaining about that bartender in 4 days. just ask him out already flavius, you know you liked his pecks.

                    and yes, pawnshop is sooooo spent. that venue is really fucking gross, even for the degenerate party. i have a feeling if i make it to wmc next year, and the Sunday School thing happens there i will stay far away from it. there is nothing appealing about that place whatsoever.

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                    • Dj Lunchtray
                      Getting Somewhere
                      • Mar 2008
                      • 162

                      #11
                      Re: Worst bartender ever

                      Originally posted by Jibgolly
                      lunchtray hasn't stopped complaining about that bartender in 4 days. just ask him out already flavius, you know you liked his pecks.

                      and yes, pawnshop is sooooo spent. that venue is really fucking gross, even for the degenerate party. i have a feeling if i make it to wmc next year, and the Sunday School thing happens there i will stay far away from it. there is nothing appealing about that place whatsoever.
                      Its only been 2 days Jib. dont bother talking until you find yer brain.
                      Remember, pain is just weakness leaving the body, keep dancing.

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                      • chanty
                        John, John, where art thou!
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 4622

                        #12
                        Re: Worst bartender ever

                        Even a club in T.O called The Comfort Zone, the sketchiest place, has a nicer atmosphere and friendlier staff. That's saying alot!
                        Awww...I didn't mean A holes, as in "A holes"...I meant it like, as in, my friends....

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                        • Jibgolly
                          Vortexuralizor
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 20773

                          #13
                          Re: Worst bartender ever

                          i think chany has my brain and my soul

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                          • Garrick
                            DUDERZ get a life!!!
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 6764

                            #14
                            Re: Worst bartender ever

                            ok, just a week or two ago this board was talking about how great a venue this place was.... the place with the bus booth right? bunch of flip floppers.

                            from all your stories, it sounds like a neat/unique place. they just need to get new staff and clean it up.




                            why do i only have 1 post???? ironic since i have TWO posts in this thread...
                            Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?

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                            • Jibgolly
                              Vortexuralizor
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 20773

                              #15
                              Re: Worst bartender ever

                              usually a venue progresses. that place has deteriotated. it looks like a crack house.

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