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  • ArchieGates
    Fresh Peossy
    • Jun 2007
    • 14

    Utah Jazz

    Enough about that freak Rockets streak.

    Enough about the antiquated, outdated, no-longer-scary Spurs.

    Enough with your Kobe nonsense, and enough with the fluke of the decade, the Hornets.

    Nobody will have an answer for the brilliance of Deron Williams, the speed and athleticism of Andrei Kirilenko, the strength and rebounding of Carlos Boozer, and the absolutely hideous breath of Mehmet Okur.

    The Jazz will shock the west, and shock your mind!

    Long live Jerry Sloan!
  • Garrick
    DUDERZ get a life!!!
    • Jun 2004
    • 6764

    #2
    Re: Utah Jazz

    the whole west is a big cluster-fuck. all those top 6 teams are awesome.
    Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?

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    • buckman
      Platinum Poster
      • Jun 2004
      • 2069

      #3
      Re: Utah Jazz

      Originally posted by ArchieGates
      Enough about that freak Rockets streak.

      Enough about the antiquated, outdated, no-longer-scary Spurs.

      Enough with your Kobe nonsense, and enough with the fluke of the decade, the Hornets.

      Nobody will have an answer for the brilliance of Deron Williams, the speed and athleticism of Andrei Kirilenko, the strength and rebounding of Carlos Boozer, and the absolutely hideous breath of Mehmet Okur.

      The Jazz will shock the west, and shock your mind!

      Long live Jerry Sloan!
      Two words for ya:Boston Celtics.Have a nice day
      " Darkness Imprisioning Me
      All That I See
      Absolute Horror
      I Cannot Live
      I Cannot Die
      Trapped In Myself
      Body My Holding Cell"-James Hetfield(Metallica)


      soulseek sn buckman28

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      • shosh
        Banned
        • Jun 2004
        • 4668

        #4
        Re: Utah Jazz

        ^ NE Patriots

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        • Garrick
          DUDERZ get a life!!!
          • Jun 2004
          • 6764

          #5
          Re: Utah Jazz

          ^ + boston red sox

          damn you boston.
          Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?

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          • Localizer
            Platinum Poster
            • Jul 2004
            • 2021

            #6
            Re: Utah Jazz

            boston will go down. detroit will go down. suns will prevail.
            Many people would sooner die than think; In fact, they do so.
            -Bertrand Russell

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            • buckman
              Platinum Poster
              • Jun 2004
              • 2069

              #7
              Re: Utah Jazz

              ^^ can i have some of what your smoking??
              " Darkness Imprisioning Me
              All That I See
              Absolute Horror
              I Cannot Live
              I Cannot Die
              Trapped In Myself
              Body My Holding Cell"-James Hetfield(Metallica)


              soulseek sn buckman28

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              • nbpgt
                Platinum Poster
                • Jun 2004
                • 1044

                #8
                Re: Utah Jazz

                dallas was partying the other day in phx. we play utah later this week.

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                • AntonyM
                  DUDERZ get a life!!!
                  • Oct 2004
                  • 6415

                  #9
                  Re: Utah Jazz

                  Utah looks like sleeper
                  beating the Hornets, on the road
                  where they seem to have the most problems winning
                  but as bunched together as the west is this year
                  and as dominate as the Jazz are at home, it might not be a
                  bad idea to bet some money on them.
                  Originally posted by Shpira
                  So came back last night...
                  Sven Vath was amazing...he played a god damn killer set...ended up going to that and came to at like 10 am in some whore house in south Amsterdam...no idea how I ended up there...friday was a bit of a blur got really drunk and visited several parties can't remember a whole lot to be honest hehe...saturday was probably the best day that I recall...started up in the nearest coffee shop and going from party to party...beautiful woman, beer and weed...finished the night by taking some shrooms and listening to an amazing elke kleijn set...sunday...i met a nice girl who worked at one of the coffee shops and ended up talking to her for like 6 hours...was supposed to meet her at some DnB party...but instead went for a steak and walked around red light district bars drinking and smoking...monday took it easy went to a coffee shop and took a taxi to airport....

                  All in all...I think I will be going back there some time soon
                  Originally posted by Illuminate
                  Let me get this straight.

                  So white-middle class Americans have been told by their Television sets to be fearful of:

                  1. Mexicans/Latinos from the South bringing drugs and killings n' shit.
                  2. African Americans cause mos def they are raging a race war and want to occupy America like how the plebs occupied Wall St.
                  3. Iranians/Afghans/Any one of middle eastern origin to be quite frank, cause you know Islam...
                  4. North Koreans/Chinese cause you know everything...

                  Am I close here?

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                  • beanzncheez
                    Banned
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 4442

                    #10
                    Re: Utah Jazz

                    Fuck mormons.

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                    • Garrick
                      DUDERZ get a life!!!
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 6764

                      #11
                      Re: Utah Jazz

                      exactly
                      Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?

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                      • shosh
                        Banned
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 4668

                        #12
                        Re: Utah Jazz

                        Originally posted by beanzncheez
                        Fuck mormons.
                        Originally posted by Garrick
                        exactly

                        fuck you both

                        (yes mad) (yes serious)

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                        • beanzncheez
                          Banned
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 4442

                          #13
                          Re: Utah Jazz

                          So you'll (Jazz) get to win one series. Good for you (Jazz team, not the fans).

                          Go Lakers. CTR.

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                          • BureOne
                            Are you Kidding me??
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 3285

                            #14
                            Re: Utah Jazz

                            Lakers will have one tough game tonight but will eventually take it and sweeep! Will probably be the most exiting game of their series.

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                            • Localizer
                              Platinum Poster
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 2021

                              #15
                              Re: Utah Jazz

                              Originally posted by BureOne
                              Lakers will have one tough game tonight but will eventually take it and sweeep! Will probably be the most exiting game of their series.
                              That already happened in game 1 of the suns and spurs.
                              Many people would sooner die than think; In fact, they do so.
                              -Bertrand Russell

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