The funniest thing happened to me at Bedrock

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  • MJ
    Here since 2002
    • Jun 2004
    • 6560

    The funniest thing happened to me at Bedrock

    So i`m stood there in the toilet doing what i was there for when who do i notice stood at the side of me? Only Mr Diggers himself, well... you know i`m one to talk quite a lot so true to form i started blurting all sorts of alcohol and narcotic induced nonsense his way. All he could say to me was "fuck off, i`m trying to piss" I was in pain with laughter, he must have said it 3 times at least, the poor man just couldn`t pee cause i was blabbing on and on. I walked out of the toilets in fits of laughter

    Sorry John. :P

    Had a really good night though, i attempted to talk to Chloe but i think John must have given her the low down on me because she was distracted and fucked off. Cheers Chloe :P You played a nice set though kid Met up with Hos who was full of cold poor kid, wheres my bottle of water btw? ! Also saw Xeb but by that time i was wasted so i`ve no idea what we talked about maybe you can tell me.

    I posted the Diggers in the toilet episode on the Bedrock board in the hope he replies, i want him to tell me to fuck off again cause i honestly deserve it.

    Bedrock last night
    mjwebhosting you know it makes sense



    Silentium est aureum
  • DreamGirlie
    Platinum Poster
    • Jun 2004
    • 2137

    #2
    lol you crazy fuck
    "Welcome to Hezbollah phone line, for terrorist supplies press 1."

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    • Morgan
      Platinum Poster
      • Jun 2004
      • 2234

      #3
      Re: The funniest thing happened to me at Bebrock

      Bebrock??
      Where the fuck is that?!!!


      Believe me i think it was MajorTom or benson or Tom someone, had it much worse.

      Who ever it was, was having a piss and loudly declaring what a man Danny Howells was, how he played such a kick ass set and diggers would really have to pull up his socks to make it anywhere close. he turns round after saying
      Diggers has been a little off form to see the man himself standing behind him.

      So MJ you got off lightly!!
      "Pain is only weakness leaving the body."

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      • DreamGirlie
        Platinum Poster
        • Jun 2004
        • 2137

        #4
        I dont get how you wouldnt be able to concentrate on pissing by having someone blab to you. Once i start I dont stop? lol
        "Welcome to Hezbollah phone line, for terrorist supplies press 1."

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        • skahound
          Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
          • Jun 2004
          • 11411

          #5
          Hah...now you've got Diggers and Duff McKagin that want your head on a platter!!!
          A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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          • supaz
            Platinum Poster
            • Jun 2004
            • 1493

            #6
            Re: The funniest thing happened to me at Bebrock

            That's some funny shit MJ....

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            • tiddles
              Encryption, Jr.
              • Jun 2004
              • 6861

              #7
              haha
              you stupid fuck

              uhhh fuck i need to sleep

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              • HoneyBearKelly
                Addiction started
                • Jun 2004
                • 334

                #8
                Re: The funniest thing happened to me at Bebrock

                Funny story.
                Some guys just can't piss with an audience.
                Cat formerly known as Cheshire
                *cue imperial death march"

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                • TomTom
                  Paging Doctor Weeds...we have a shortage on 1st St.
                  • May 2002
                  • 16206

                  #9
                  Re: The funniest thing happened to me at Bebrock

                  LOL@ topic title "Bebrock"

                  Poor Digweed...he?s a shy guy anyway so I guess he felt a bit uncomfortable while trying to piss...i hope you did not mention anything about [ms]. *burps*

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                  • SilverFoxx
                    Fresh Peossy
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 29

                    #10
                    Re: The funniest thing happened to me at Bebrock

                    oh dear

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                    • Pocket Therapy
                      Fresh Peossy
                      • Sep 2004
                      • 29

                      #11
                      Re: The funniest thing happened to me at Bedrock

                      That is alsolutely brilliant

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                      • Steve Graham
                        DJ Jelly
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 12887

                        #12
                        I love when MJ goes out and comes back with these stories.

                        MJ, dont EVER stop clubbing mate, you keep us entertained!

                        "charlie in the eye"

                        "the road rage story"

                        and now.. "giving Diggers stage fright whilst trying to have a piss"

                        LOL

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                        • MJ
                          Here since 2002
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 6560

                          #13
                          Re: The funniest thing happened to me at Bebrock

                          Originally posted by Morgan";p="
                          Bebrock??
                          Where the fuck is that?!!!
                          Originally posted by TomTom";p="
                          LOL@ topic title "Bebrock" :Laugh
                          Sorry, i just noticed that, it must have been something to do with the Stella last night.
                          mjwebhosting you know it makes sense



                          Silentium est aureum

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                          • herogee
                            Addiction started
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 369

                            #14
                            NO WAY you got Digweed to tell you to Fcuk Off!
                            If you're fond of sand dunes and salty air,
                            quaint little villages here and there ...

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                            • chloe harris
                              Platinum Poster
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 1021

                              #15
                              it was awesome meeting you. sorry it was hard for me to hear you... hahah. i got it in the end tho didn't i.

                              bedrock was amazing. you guys are such lovely people.

                              :loveyou:
                              pillow humping rules.

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