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  • feather
    Shanghai ooompa loompa
    • Jul 2004
    • 20895

    To The Stoner Who Works At Cottage Inn Pizza

    A special moment remembered

    To The Stoner Who Works At Cottage Inn Pizza

    Date: 2007-09-18, 11:30AM EDT


    You: the guy who answers the phone at cottage inn pizza
    Me: Hungry and stoned out of my gourd

    I called you from my cell phone but had completely forgot who I was calling by the time you answered the phone. Of course, you were also baked to bajeezus and forgot to tell me that I had called Cottage Inn.

    When you answered and said, “Whatsup?” I thought about it, and after a 20 second pause I told you that was hungry. You suggested I try a pizza, and I agreed that it was probably a good idea.

    Then I asked you if you sold pizza and you said that you could make me one. I said I wanted anchovies and something else on my pizza. You asked me what that something else was.

    We spent five minutes listing toppings until we figured out that I was trying to remember how to say: “Sun dried Tomatoes.” When you said: “We'll bake that right up for you,” we both started laughing uncontrollably.

    It was the best pizza I ever had; I just wanted to thank you for helping me out.

    i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

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    Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

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  • jcole
    Getting warmed up
    • Apr 2008
    • 91

    #2
    Re: To The Stoner Who Works At Cottage Inn Pizza

    i bet that was the best pizza ever... thats exactly what this world can use, more stoner friendly pizza guys.... i imagine the pizza guy made one for himself, to satisfy his munchies...

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    • Dhar_2
      meat and potatoes
      • Jun 2004
      • 18917

      #3
      Re: To The Stoner Who Works At Cottage Inn Pizza

      We spent five minutes listing toppings until we figured out that I was trying to remember how to say: “Sun dried Tomatoes.” When you said: “We'll bake that right up for you,” we both started laughing uncontrollably.
      this can only be understood by stoned people. imagine spending five minutes listing toppings!!

      i'm hungry now!! I WANT PIZZA!!!


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      • chanty
        John, John, where art thou!
        • Jun 2004
        • 4622

        #4
        Re: To The Stoner Who Works At Cottage Inn Pizza

        That's a touching letter!
        Awww...I didn't mean A holes, as in "A holes"...I meant it like, as in, my friends....

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        • Dzone
          Platinum Poster
          • Jul 2004
          • 1978

          #5
          Re: To The Stoner Who Works At Cottage Inn Pizza

          Pass me the Rifffffaaaaaaaa
          ^^What dosen't Kill you make you stronger ^^

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          • Dhar_2
            meat and potatoes
            • Jun 2004
            • 18917

            #6
            Re: To The Stoner Who Works At Cottage Inn Pizza

            pizza with weed topping!!!

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            • Dhar_2
              meat and potatoes
              • Jun 2004
              • 18917

              #7
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              • slim shady
                Getting Somewhere
                • May 2006
                • 225

                #8
                Re: To The Stoner Who Works At Cottage Inn Pizza

                hahaha, i use to be on both sides of the counter (bah, used to, now i dont have time to help my mom on his business), its so funny to keep staring at the menu/list/whatever for 10 minutes to decide something and its funny to see the stoned guys off their mind for some food doing the same haha... "gimme a burguer with... whatever you want... fast" (by a guy, not me )

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                • Dzone
                  Platinum Poster
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 1978

                  #9
                  Re: To The Stoner Who Works At Cottage Inn Pizza

                  I get out of it and say i will eat any thing and leave who ever i am with 2 order.
                  ^^What dosen't Kill you make you stronger ^^

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                  • BSully828
                    Platinum Poster
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 1221

                    #10
                    Re: To The Stoner Who Works At Cottage Inn Pizza

                    Originally posted by slim shady
                    (bah, used to, now i dont have time to help my mom on his business)
                    Last edited by BSully828; May 4, 2008, 09:01:50 PM.
                    Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not;
                    a sense of humor to console him for what he is.

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                    • Dj Lunchtray
                      Getting Somewhere
                      • Mar 2008
                      • 162

                      #11
                      Re: To The Stoner Who Works At Cottage Inn Pizza

                      lol, I was gonna say something about his mom being a him but you beat me to it BSully
                      Remember, pain is just weakness leaving the body, keep dancing.

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                      • Dhar_2
                        meat and potatoes
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 18917

                        #12
                        Re: To The Stoner Who Works At Cottage Inn Pizza

                        ^ i thought it best not to ask!

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                        • threehills
                          I heart Lollergirl
                          • Jun 2005
                          • 3641

                          #13
                          Re: To The Stoner Who Works At Cottage Inn Pizza

                          Back during my smoking days, on more than one occasion I would go through drive through, order all this food for a massive feast, pay for it, and then drive off without actually getting the food.
                          It's never too late to become the person you always thought you would be.

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                          • Dhar_2
                            meat and potatoes
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 18917

                            #14
                            Re: To The Stoner Who Works At Cottage Inn Pizza

                            ^ i pity the fool!

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                            • BureOne
                              Are you Kidding me??
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 3285

                              #15
                              Re: To The Stoner Who Works At Cottage Inn Pizza

                              ahh yes, many remembered moments of stoner talk fill my memory bank. A bit hazy, but I've had so many.

                              They are really fun and hilarious to talk about.

                              Great times with friends and strangers.


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