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  • Dzone
    Platinum Poster
    • Jul 2004
    • 1978

    Worst DJ ever………………….

    Must be David Guetta….Shame on you !!

    I am in Dubai for a week of work and was here for the w/e and got to know that David Guetta party is on Friday, since it’s not my cup of tea I made no plans to go, however Friday afternoon my mate convinced me to go along as he got free VIP invitations ( VIP ticket for 30 quid, normal ticket 18 quid)
    The club nite called peppermint, however the party was moved to take place in Duabi WTC, which the international convention center in Dubai, so massive place.

    Went to friend to have couple of drinks 1st then hit the road at 11:30 went their around 12:00 and it was the biggest Q I’ve seen in long time (not a good sign) luckily we had the VIP tickets so we did not have to Q, but we had to wait about 20 min for a friend that was not able to find parking.

    Went in and it’s massive hall, with no less than 3000 ppl in there with DJ booth in the end of the room with 4 VIP stages in each corner and big bar in the middle of the room, we had to go around for 20 min trying to find my friends table in which section, my first note …how fuckin shit is the music , but I tot that was warm up DJ.

    Get to find the table & it was rite next to the DJ so I could acutely see him mixing and shit and for the next 40 min I’ve witnessed the worst DJ set ever in my life !! unfucking believable, the guy have no clue, his track selection in shit mixing is shit all total rubbish

    I could not stay any longer as their was less cheese in the cheese factory than this party !! so I left 40 min after arriving coz I could not dance & I did not want to …due to the cunt of DJ and it was packed with twats every where.

    David Guetta ……Sham of You, TWAT.
    ^^What dosen't Kill you make you stronger ^^
  • feather
    Shanghai ooompa loompa
    • Jul 2004
    • 20900

    #2
    Re: Worst DJ ever………………….

    No vortex for you I guess.

    i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

    Originally posted by Hoff
    a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
    Originally posted by m1sT3rL
    Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

    I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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    • drumdayz
      Getting Somewhere
      • Aug 2004
      • 107

      #3
      Re: Worst DJ ever………………….

      had the same experience in miami. I rebounded at the Crosstown Town Rebels Party. Those guys are real DJ's who bring the goods underground. That sound only seems to work on the terrace in Space miami, similar to the NY crowds of Peters and for the crackies in the Dirty South!


      It's all love but I'm just saying....

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      • dig72
        Gold Gabber
        • Nov 2004
        • 882

        #4
        Re: Worst DJ ever………………….

        Originally posted by feather
        No vortex for you I guess.

        LMAO
        “A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly. But the traitor moves amongst those within the gate freely, his sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself. For the traitor appears not a traitor; he speaks in accents familiar to his victims, and he wears their face and their arguments, he appeals to the baseness that lies deep in the hearts of all men. He rots the soul of a nation, he works secretly and unknown in the night to undermine the pillars of the city, he infects the body politic so that it can no longer resist. A murderer is less to fear.”
        Marcus Tullius Cicero

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        • Life on Other Planets AKA Johns
          Are you Kidding me??
          • Oct 2005
          • 3087

          #5
          Re: Worst DJ ever………………….

          Good u left. Fucken imagine no vortex.. Oh well there will only be 1 DIGWEED

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          • simonr
            Transitionator
            • Jun 2004
            • 8796

            #6
            Re: Worst DJ ever………………….

            At least he beats Diggers in the hair stakes thnkes to all those l'oriel adds.

            Guetta's taken over Thursdays @ Pacha with his "fuck me i'm useless nights", leaving no room for renaissance. Twat's ruining the EDM scene single handedly.
            sigpicSimonR

            This release was mastered direct from vinyl at the request of the DJ and as such features natural sound characteristics of this medium such as record surface noise.

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            • Jibgolly
              Vortexuralizor
              • Jun 2004
              • 20773

              #7
              Re: Worst DJ ever………………….

              i thought this title belonged to james lavelle.

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              • itsjung
                Getting Somewhere
                • Jun 2004
                • 228

                #8
                Re: Worst DJ ever………………….

                Originally posted by simonr
                At least he beats Diggers in the hair stakes thnkes to all those l'oriel adds.

                Guetta's taken over Thursdays @ Pacha with his "fuck me i'm useless nights", leaving no room for renaissance. Twat's ruining the EDM scene single handedly.
                ROFLS

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                • Life on Other Planets AKA Johns
                  Are you Kidding me??
                  • Oct 2005
                  • 3087

                  #9
                  Re: Worst DJ ever………………….

                  James is not that bad. At least he tries to keep it underground.

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                  • poults
                    Platinum Poster
                    • Nov 2006
                    • 1987

                    #10
                    Re: Worst DJ ever………………….

                    Saw guetta at global gathering 2007 after zabiela had just destroyed the place, he totally killed the vibe there.
                    Originally posted by Hoff

                    ejejejejejejejejeje!!!!! you always delivering some good dogs shits !!! thankyou

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                    • lilsensa
                      DUDERZ get a life!!!
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 6675

                      #11
                      Re: Worst DJ ever………………….

                      Me..I'm the worst DJ ever. Ask anyone.
                      RIP ~ Steve James







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                      • AntonyM
                        DUDERZ get a life!!!
                        • Oct 2004
                        • 6415

                        #12
                        Re: Worst DJ ever………………….

                        Completely understand I was bored on Wed here in Vegas and got dragged by some friends to see Guetta and he makes Judges Jules seem respectable, needless to say massive amounts of alcohol was necessary.
                        Originally posted by Shpira
                        So came back last night...
                        Sven Vath was amazing...he played a god damn killer set...ended up going to that and came to at like 10 am in some whore house in south Amsterdam...no idea how I ended up there...friday was a bit of a blur got really drunk and visited several parties can't remember a whole lot to be honest hehe...saturday was probably the best day that I recall...started up in the nearest coffee shop and going from party to party...beautiful woman, beer and weed...finished the night by taking some shrooms and listening to an amazing elke kleijn set...sunday...i met a nice girl who worked at one of the coffee shops and ended up talking to her for like 6 hours...was supposed to meet her at some DnB party...but instead went for a steak and walked around red light district bars drinking and smoking...monday took it easy went to a coffee shop and took a taxi to airport....

                        All in all...I think I will be going back there some time soon
                        Originally posted by Illuminate
                        Let me get this straight.

                        So white-middle class Americans have been told by their Television sets to be fearful of:

                        1. Mexicans/Latinos from the South bringing drugs and killings n' shit.
                        2. African Americans cause mos def they are raging a race war and want to occupy America like how the plebs occupied Wall St.
                        3. Iranians/Afghans/Any one of middle eastern origin to be quite frank, cause you know Islam...
                        4. North Koreans/Chinese cause you know everything...

                        Am I close here?

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                        • superdave
                          Platinum Poster
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 1366

                          #13
                          Re: Worst DJ ever………………….

                          I saw him in Miami a few months back and had a good time. Loads of hot women and a great party vibe.
                          Never interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake - Napoleon Bonaparte

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                          • Dzone
                            Platinum Poster
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 1978

                            #14
                            Re: Worst DJ ever………………….

                            Originally posted by superdave
                            I saw him in Miami a few months back and had a good time. Loads of hot women and a great party vibe.
                            there was plenty of hot women....but the vibe was rubbish at lest for me, but from the look of the club alot of ppl were havin fun, but not me, i can not stand cheese anymore esp he was playin all MTV hits bollox.

                            The moral of story, if you like decent EDM do not go 2 see David Guetta.
                            ^^What dosen't Kill you make you stronger ^^

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                            • AntonyM
                              DUDERZ get a life!!!
                              • Oct 2004
                              • 6415

                              #15
                              Re: Worst DJ ever………………….

                              Benny Banessi is right up there with Guetta
                              they have had some real shite DJ's in Vegas lately

                              This should cheer you up: Nick Warren
                              May 1 20088:00PArabellaCairo
                              Originally posted by Shpira
                              So came back last night...
                              Sven Vath was amazing...he played a god damn killer set...ended up going to that and came to at like 10 am in some whore house in south Amsterdam...no idea how I ended up there...friday was a bit of a blur got really drunk and visited several parties can't remember a whole lot to be honest hehe...saturday was probably the best day that I recall...started up in the nearest coffee shop and going from party to party...beautiful woman, beer and weed...finished the night by taking some shrooms and listening to an amazing elke kleijn set...sunday...i met a nice girl who worked at one of the coffee shops and ended up talking to her for like 6 hours...was supposed to meet her at some DnB party...but instead went for a steak and walked around red light district bars drinking and smoking...monday took it easy went to a coffee shop and took a taxi to airport....

                              All in all...I think I will be going back there some time soon
                              Originally posted by Illuminate
                              Let me get this straight.

                              So white-middle class Americans have been told by their Television sets to be fearful of:

                              1. Mexicans/Latinos from the South bringing drugs and killings n' shit.
                              2. African Americans cause mos def they are raging a race war and want to occupy America like how the plebs occupied Wall St.
                              3. Iranians/Afghans/Any one of middle eastern origin to be quite frank, cause you know Islam...
                              4. North Koreans/Chinese cause you know everything...

                              Am I close here?

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