What's the worst search you've gotten before going into a club?

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  • TomTom
    Paging Doctor Weeds...we have a shortage on 1st St.
    • May 2002
    • 16206

    #16
    Re: What's the worst search you've gotten before going into a club?

    The worst entry and search I have ever gone through was in a club in Frankfurt looong time ago called Music Hall which does not exist anymore. They had ONE door where only 1 visitor could go through at once and outside were about 3,000 people waiting for Ministry to play a live concert. Everything got delayed and I have waited 1 and 1/2 hours till I was finally at the door. By that time, I drove a bike and wore biker boots. The security guys obviously thought I have a knife in my boots or whatever so they asked me to put BOTH boots off in front of them.

    I first thought it was a joke because I have talked briefly with the security guy in advance and we swapped silly jokes but when I started laughing thinking he is joking he directly called for reenforcement which speeded things up on my side. It took some time to get the boots off though and the crowd behind me was mad as fuck because the wait was even longer and all I heard in front was the security guy's commands andd seeing them checking if I make any trouble and in the back I had the booing crowd. Awesome way to start a concert! The night ended as it started..some guys started a fight and police emptied the club in 5 mins before Ministy was over.

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    • Jay Fury
      Gold Gabber
      • Jun 2004
      • 875

      #17
      Re: What's the worst search you've gotten before going into a club?

      Originally posted by Shpira
      ^^^and ex should be legal - amen!!!
      Make up your mind dude. First your all preaching about how we are mad because we are all doing drugs, now your talkin about legalizing X. Your a shit stabbing tool. The truth is, your just mad because the "Jig is up".... Everyone knows it was YOU at Pacha searching all the guys who went to see a show... I heard that you had your own line set up so you could fondle the privates of all the patrons. Somehow I ended up in your line the night of the Diamonds tour, and entered the club feeling violated and raped after you gave me what you call a search. Plus when you were searching me.... was it REALLY necessarry to whisper in my ear that you would be "Twinking Out" in the upstairs bathroom if I knew any takers?
      Mind and Body crave light, because we live in Darkness.

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      • Steve Graham
        DJ Jelly
        • Jun 2004
        • 12887

        #18
        Re: What's the worst search you've gotten before going into a club?

        thin the herd, legalise all drugs IMO

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        • Shpira
          Angry Boy Child
          • Oct 2006
          • 4969

          #19
          Re: What's the worst search you've gotten before going into a club?

          Originally posted by Jay Fury
          Make up your mind dude. First your all preaching about how we are mad because we are all doing drugs, now your talkin about legalizing X. Your a shit stabbing tool. The truth is, your just mad because the "Jig is up".... Everyone knows it was YOU at Pacha searching all the guys who went to see a show... I heard that you had your own line set up so you could fondle the privates of all the patrons. Somehow I ended up in your line the night of the Diamonds tour, and entered the club feeling violated and raped after you gave me what you call a search. Plus when you were searching me.... was it REALLY necessarry to whisper in my ear that you would be "Twinking Out" in the upstairs bathroom if I knew any takers?

          Sarcasm? Heard of it maybe...long time ago...any bells ringing?
          The Idiots ARE Winning.


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          • Mr.Big
            Platinum Poster
            • Nov 2004
            • 1390

            #20
            Re: What's the worst search you've gotten before going into a club?

            I mean at the end of the day there just bouncers, they have no right to yank at your nuts... That shit wouldn't fly in Dublin. If some bouncer grabbed my balls id punch him in the face. A search and a patdown is enough in fairness.
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            Pimps up Hoes down.

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            • zeronineteen
              Gold Gabber
              • Jun 2004
              • 623

              #21
              Re: What's the worst search you've gotten before going into a club?

              ^^^ Mr. Big you make a good point. I should have cracked him in the face but I didn't want to get jumped by those meatheads and get thrown in the river with cement shoes on since Pacha is right by the water.
              Before you can see the light, you have to deal with the darkness.

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              • Jenks
                I'm kind of a big deal.
                • Jun 2004
                • 10250

                #22
                Re: What's the worst search you've gotten before going into a club?

                Originally posted by Mr.Big
                I mean at the end of the day there just bouncers, they have no right to yank at your nuts...
                I mean at the end of the day it's just a yank on your nuts, what's the big deal?

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                • Shpira
                  Angry Boy Child
                  • Oct 2006
                  • 4969

                  #23
                  Re: What's the worst search you've gotten before going into a club?

                  you should have sued his ass for sexual harassment and you still can...get yourself some money rather than a jail term...
                  The Idiots ARE Winning.


                  "Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect."
                  Mark Twain

                  SOBRIETY MIX

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                  • Steve Graham
                    DJ Jelly
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 12887

                    #24
                    Re: What's the worst search you've gotten before going into a club?

                    if it were a female checking you and yanking your bollocks would you have a problem with it? if not, maybe your just homophoic. or maybe your are annoyed with yourself because you may have on some level enjoyed it...

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                    • Jenks
                      I'm kind of a big deal.
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 10250

                      #25
                      Re: What's the worst search you've gotten before going into a club?

                      Originally posted by zeronineteen
                      ^^^ Mr. Big you make a good point. I should have cracked him in the face but I didn't want to get jumped by those meatheads and get thrown in the river with cement shoes on since Pacha is right by the water.
                      you sound like the meathead, tough guy.

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                      • zeronineteen
                        Gold Gabber
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 623

                        #26
                        Re: What's the worst search you've gotten before going into a club?

                        Originally posted by Jenks
                        you sound like the meathead, tough guy.
                        You gonna try to take my lunch money cyberbully?

                        Maybe I should have turned my head to the side and coughed and asked him to check me for a hernia.
                        Before you can see the light, you have to deal with the darkness.

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                        • Huggie Smiles
                          Anyone have Styx livesets?
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 11836

                          #27
                          Re: What's the worst search you've gotten before going into a club?

                          Originally posted by TomTom
                          By that time, I drove a bike and wore biker boots.
                          show us yer pic!
                          ....Freak in the morning, Freak in the evening, aint no other Freak like me thats breathing....




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                          • Mr.Big
                            Platinum Poster
                            • Nov 2004
                            • 1390

                            #28
                            Re: What's the worst search you've gotten before going into a club?

                            Originally posted by Jenks
                            I mean at the end of the day it's just a yank on your nuts, what's the big deal?
                            If it was a cop or security at a airport then i can understand but bouncers have no legal right to go that far with a search.

                            I guess I'm used to never getting searched anywhere i go, way more chilled with the door staff here.
                            www.twitter.com/mikeoreilly
                            Pimps up Hoes down.

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                            • simonr
                              Transitionator
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 8796

                              #29
                              Re: What's the worst search you've gotten before going into a club?

                              I've never had any real issues .. uk club searches border on disinterested unless the police have had a crackdown.

                              At DC10 opening last year the police went ott and out of hand - women officers violating girls with their searches. Probably very distressing.
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                              • Steve Graham
                                DJ Jelly
                                • Jun 2004
                                • 12887

                                #30
                                Re: What's the worst search you've gotten before going into a club?

                                Originally posted by simonr
                                I've never had any real issues .. uk club searches border on disinterested unless the police have had a crackdown.

                                At DC10 opening last year the police went ott and out of hand - women officers violating girls with their searches. Probably very distressing.
                                pics or STFU!

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