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  • AndyH
    Platinum Poster
    • May 2005
    • 1786
    #16
    Re: Had a wank over an ex-girlfriend last night, I know its wrong..

    Or kill 2 birds with one stone...
    [quote=lilsensa '] 'Who wants to sample size my ball sack?'

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      • feather
        Shanghai ooompa loompa
        • Jul 2004
        • 20895
        #17
        Re: Had a wank over an ex-girlfriend last night, I know its wrong..

        Originally posted by Dhar_2
        hey i'd do, if i didnt want to strangle the bitch!!!

        then again, hhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


        strangle her while wanking over her!!

        yes! yes! we have a plan Mr Burns!!!
        I certainly don't want what you're on

        i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

        Originally posted by Hoff
        a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
        Originally posted by m1sT3rL
        Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

        I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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          • Dhar_2
            meat and potatoes
            • Jun 2004
            • 18917
            #18
            Re: Had a wank over an ex-girlfriend last night, I know its wrong..

            u sure??

            it could be fun!

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              • diegoff
                Are you Kidding me??
                • Jun 2004
                • 3864
                #19
                Re: Had a wank over an ex-girlfriend last night, I know its wrong..

                maybe you get in and you see a big motherf*cker, but still stronger than you and he kicks your ass... hahahaha... hope not!
                It´s a spiritual thing!

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                  • AndyH
                    Platinum Poster
                    • May 2005
                    • 1786
                    #20
                    Re: Had a wank over an ex-girlfriend last night, I know its wrong..

                    I think you have just described Dhar's ex anyway...
                    [quote=lilsensa '] 'Who wants to sample size my ball sack?'

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                      • Dhar_2
                        meat and potatoes
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 18917
                        #21
                        Re: Had a wank over an ex-girlfriend last night, I know its wrong..

                        cheers for that stalker wanker!!

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                          • AndyH
                            Platinum Poster
                            • May 2005
                            • 1786
                            #22
                            Re: Had a wank over an ex-girlfriend last night, I know its wrong..

                            Anytime mate, lol
                            [quote=lilsensa '] 'Who wants to sample size my ball sack?'

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                              • Miroslav
                                WHOA I can change this!1!
                                • Apr 2006
                                • 4122
                                #23
                                Re: Had a wank over an ex-girlfriend last night, I know its wrong..

                                it's discussions like this that always keep me coming back here!
                                mixes: www.waxdj.com/miroslav

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                                  • feather
                                    Shanghai ooompa loompa
                                    • Jul 2004
                                    • 20895
                                    #24
                                    Re: Had a wank over an ex-girlfriend last night, I know its wrong..

                                    So is it more wrong to sneak in, or to open the door with the key?

                                    i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

                                    Originally posted by Hoff
                                    a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
                                    Originally posted by m1sT3rL
                                    Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

                                    I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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                                      • superdave
                                        Platinum Poster
                                        • Jun 2004
                                        • 1366
                                        #25
                                        Re: Had a wank over an ex-girlfriend last night, I know its wrong..

                                        That's so wrong if that happened. The police would arrest you if she filed charges. Freak.
                                        Never interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake - Napoleon Bonaparte

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                                          • feather
                                            Shanghai ooompa loompa
                                            • Jul 2004
                                            • 20895
                                            #26
                                            Re: Had a wank over an ex-girlfriend last night, I know its wrong..

                                            Not if his ex is


                                            i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

                                            Originally posted by Hoff
                                            a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
                                            Originally posted by m1sT3rL
                                            Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

                                            I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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                                              • AndyH
                                                Platinum Poster
                                                • May 2005
                                                • 1786
                                                #27
                                                Re: Had a wank over an ex-girlfriend last night, I know its wrong..

                                                Originally posted by feather
                                                So is it more wrong to sneak in, or to open the door with the key?
                                                Sneak in obv, breaking and entering is a terrible thing to do
                                                [quote=lilsensa '] 'Who wants to sample size my ball sack?'

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                                                  • AndyH
                                                    Platinum Poster
                                                    • May 2005
                                                    • 1786
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: Had a wank over an ex-girlfriend last night, I know its wrong..

                                                    Originally posted by feather
                                                    So is it more wrong to sneak in, or to open the door with the key?
                                                    Sneak in obv, breaking and entering is a terrible thing to do and totally immoral..

                                                    Edit - Sorry for double post
                                                    [quote=lilsensa '] 'Who wants to sample size my ball sack?'

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                                                      • Shpira
                                                        Angry Boy Child
                                                        • Oct 2006
                                                        • 4969
                                                        #29
                                                        Re: Had a wank over an ex-girlfriend last night, I know its wrong..

                                                        At least you didn't have a wank over Digweed like some others here...
                                                        The Idiots ARE Winning.


                                                        "Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect."
                                                        Mark Twain

                                                        SOBRIETY MIX

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                                                          • lilsensa
                                                            DUDERZ get a life!!!
                                                            • Jun 2004
                                                            • 6675
                                                            #30
                                                            Re: Had a wank over an ex-girlfriend last night, I know its wrong..

                                                            Superman dat ho!

                                                            RIP ~ Steve James







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