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  • Dhar_2
    meat and potatoes
    • Jun 2004
    • 18917
    #31
    Re: Had a wank over an ex-girlfriend last night, I know its wrong..

    Originally posted by AndyH
    Sneak in obv, breaking and entering is a terrible thing to do
    technically she brought it on herself, for leaving the key with u.

    as for her waking up and catching u. u could try for the old eye blinder just as she realises.

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      • AndyH
        Platinum Poster
        • May 2005
        • 1786
        #32
        Re: Had a wank over an ex-girlfriend last night, I know its wrong..

        Originally posted by Dhar_2
        as for her waking up and catching u. u could try for the old eye blinder just as she realises.
        LMAO!!

        Although hopefully the balaclava will have hidden my identity enough..
        [quote=lilsensa '] 'Who wants to sample size my ball sack?'

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          • Dhar_2
            meat and potatoes
            • Jun 2004
            • 18917
            #33
            Re: Had a wank over an ex-girlfriend last night, I know its wrong..

            [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWy8g5718vk[/YOUTUBE]

            white wee wee in the dark! exsperminate, exsperminate!!!


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              • 88Mariner
                My dick is smaller
                • Nov 2006
                • 7128
                #34
                Re: Had a wank over an ex-girlfriend last night, I know its wrong..

                wow, that's all you did to her?

                I would have at least shat in her purse. or something.
                you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

                it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

                Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

                ----PEACE-----

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                  • AntonyM
                    DUDERZ get a life!!!
                    • Oct 2004
                    • 6415
                    #35
                    Re: Had a wank over an ex-girlfriend last night, I know its wrong..

                    A classic case of jizz and run
                    Originally posted by Shpira
                    So came back last night...
                    Sven Vath was amazing...he played a god damn killer set...ended up going to that and came to at like 10 am in some whore house in south Amsterdam...no idea how I ended up there...friday was a bit of a blur got really drunk and visited several parties can't remember a whole lot to be honest hehe...saturday was probably the best day that I recall...started up in the nearest coffee shop and going from party to party...beautiful woman, beer and weed...finished the night by taking some shrooms and listening to an amazing elke kleijn set...sunday...i met a nice girl who worked at one of the coffee shops and ended up talking to her for like 6 hours...was supposed to meet her at some DnB party...but instead went for a steak and walked around red light district bars drinking and smoking...monday took it easy went to a coffee shop and took a taxi to airport....

                    All in all...I think I will be going back there some time soon
                    Originally posted by Illuminate
                    Let me get this straight.

                    So white-middle class Americans have been told by their Television sets to be fearful of:

                    1. Mexicans/Latinos from the South bringing drugs and killings n' shit.
                    2. African Americans cause mos def they are raging a race war and want to occupy America like how the plebs occupied Wall St.
                    3. Iranians/Afghans/Any one of middle eastern origin to be quite frank, cause you know Islam...
                    4. North Koreans/Chinese cause you know everything...

                    Am I close here?

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                      • fabric8
                        200mph Club
                        • Jul 2006
                        • 2741
                        #36
                        Re: Had a wank over an ex-girlfriend last night, I know its wrong..

                        spanking the monkey while the ex sleeps, time to move on sparky

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                          • |Thrax|
                            Platinum Poster
                            • Mar 2007
                            • 1744
                            #37
                            Re: Had a wank over an ex-girlfriend last night, I know its wrong..

                            i laughed at this thread... i knew it was a pullin my leg as soon as I read the punchline.....

                            high-larious


                            unless.... then i hope your pensu gets sucked into the vortex.
                            This is the voice from planet love. Have no fear we are your friends. To bring peace and love to your world, we are sending you our very special agent. Her name is love love love...

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                              • feather
                                Shanghai ooompa loompa
                                • Jul 2004
                                • 20895
                                #38
                                Re: Had a wank over an ex-girlfriend last night, I know its wrong..

                                I think he's already in the vortex.

                                i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

                                Originally posted by Hoff
                                a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
                                Originally posted by m1sT3rL
                                Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

                                I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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                                  • 88Mariner
                                    My dick is smaller
                                    • Nov 2006
                                    • 7128
                                    #39
                                    Re: Had a wank over an ex-girlfriend last night, I know its wrong..

                                    just imagine....everytime you fuck, the face of digweed appears

                                    Show me your vortex face!

                                    (this is going to require therapy, methinks)
                                    you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

                                    it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

                                    Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

                                    ----PEACE-----

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                                      • feather
                                        Shanghai ooompa loompa
                                        • Jul 2004
                                        • 20895
                                        #40
                                        Re: Had a wank over an ex-girlfriend last night, I know its wrong..

                                        John Digweed. Satisfying punters since 2004.

                                        i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

                                        Originally posted by Hoff
                                        a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
                                        Originally posted by m1sT3rL
                                        Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

                                        I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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                                          • Dhar_2
                                            meat and potatoes
                                            • Jun 2004
                                            • 18917
                                            #41
                                            Re: Had a wank over an ex-girlfriend last night, I know its wrong..

                                            Originally posted by 88Mariner
                                            just imagine....everytime you fuck, the face of digweed appears

                                            Show me your vortex face!

                                            (this is going to require therapy, methinks)

                                            now i'm worried!!!

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                                              • TheMightyGreg
                                                Editor Shmeditor
                                                • Nov 2006
                                                • 1361
                                                #42
                                                Re: Had a wank over an ex-girlfriend last night, I know its wrong..

                                                Originally posted by superdave
                                                That's so wrong if that happened. The police would arrest you if she filed charges. Freak.
                                                wow
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                                                  • shosh
                                                    Banned
                                                    • Jun 2004
                                                    • 4668
                                                    #43
                                                    Re: Had a wank over an ex-girlfriend last night, I know its wrong..

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                                                      • Dhar_2
                                                        meat and potatoes
                                                        • Jun 2004
                                                        • 18917
                                                        #44
                                                        Re: Had a wank over an ex-girlfriend last night, I know its wrong..

                                                        shosh! i'm noticing atrend here!

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                                                          • shosh
                                                            Banned
                                                            • Jun 2004
                                                            • 4668
                                                            #45
                                                            Re: Had a wank over an ex-girlfriend last night, I know its wrong..

                                                            Originally posted by Dhar_2
                                                            shosh! i'm noticing atrend here!

                                                            whas that?

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