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  • AndyH
    Platinum Poster
    • May 2005
    • 1786
    #1

    Had a wank over an ex-girlfriend last night, I know its wrong..

    but I still have a key and she is a heavy sleeper....
    [quote=lilsensa '] 'Who wants to sample size my ball sack?'
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    • feather
      Shanghai ooompa loompa
      • Jul 2004
      • 20894
      #2
      Re: Had a wank over an ex-girlfriend last night, I know its wrong..

      Did you feel the earth move like when Digweed touched you?

      i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

      Originally posted by Hoff
      a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
      Originally posted by m1sT3rL
      Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

      I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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        • AndyH
          Platinum Poster
          • May 2005
          • 1786
          #3
          Re: Had a wank over an ex-girlfriend last night, I know its wrong..

          Lol, no where near, but I did get a micro vortex rush when she woke up and I had to leg it..
          [quote=lilsensa '] 'Who wants to sample size my ball sack?'

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            • feather
              Shanghai ooompa loompa
              • Jul 2004
              • 20894
              #4
              Re: Had a wank over an ex-girlfriend last night, I know its wrong..

              She woke up? You're joking

              i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

              Originally posted by Hoff
              a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
              Originally posted by m1sT3rL
              Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

              I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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                • Dhar_2
                  meat and potatoes
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 18916
                  #5
                  Re: Had a wank over an ex-girlfriend last night, I know its wrong..



                  u broke into her house and wanker over her!!!

                  there is something somwhat sinister about that!!

                  there was me thinking u just had a nostaglia wank, but dude going into her house.

                  +1

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                    • feather
                      Shanghai ooompa loompa
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 20894
                      #6
                      Re: Had a wank over an ex-girlfriend last night, I know its wrong..

                      Only 'somewhat sinister?'

                      i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

                      Originally posted by Hoff
                      a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
                      Originally posted by m1sT3rL
                      Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

                      I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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                        • Dhar_2
                          meat and potatoes
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 18916
                          #7
                          Re: Had a wank over an ex-girlfriend last night, I know its wrong..

                          ^ hey it takes balls to do that!

                          ....and some sort of mental issue!

                          hence he has a problem/fetich (yes i know its spelt fetish). fair play to the guy!

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                            • AndyH
                              Platinum Poster
                              • May 2005
                              • 1786
                              #8
                              Re: Had a wank over an ex-girlfriend last night, I know its wrong..

                              Originally posted by Dhar_2


                              u broke into her house and wanker over her!!!

                              there is something somwhat sinister about that!!

                              there was me thinking u just had a nostaglia wank, but dude going into her house.

                              +1
                              No no no, u have it all wrong guys. I didnt break in that would be sick,





                              I had a key....
                              [quote=lilsensa '] 'Who wants to sample size my ball sack?'

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                                • Dhar_2
                                  meat and potatoes
                                  • Jun 2004
                                  • 18916
                                  #9
                                  Re: Had a wank over an ex-girlfriend last night, I know its wrong..

                                  but she is your ex, hence not really permitted entry!

                                  she could get a restraining order and everything.

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                                    • AndyH
                                      Platinum Poster
                                      • May 2005
                                      • 1786
                                      #10
                                      Re: Had a wank over an ex-girlfriend last night, I know its wrong..

                                      Originally posted by Dhar_2
                                      but she is your ex, hence not really permitted entry!

                                      she could get a restraining order and everything.
                                      Please tell me u know im kidding
                                      [quote=lilsensa '] 'Who wants to sample size my ball sack?'

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                                        • Dhar_2
                                          meat and potatoes
                                          • Jun 2004
                                          • 18916
                                          #11
                                          Re: Had a wank over an ex-girlfriend last night, I know its wrong..

                                          ^ boring

                                          -1

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                                            • AndyH
                                              Platinum Poster
                                              • May 2005
                                              • 1786
                                              #12
                                              Re: Had a wank over an ex-girlfriend last night, I know its wrong..

                                              Originally posted by Dhar_2
                                              ^ boring

                                              -1
                                              LOL, Doh
                                              [quote=lilsensa '] 'Who wants to sample size my ball sack?'

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                                                • Dhar_2
                                                  meat and potatoes
                                                  • Jun 2004
                                                  • 18916
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Had a wank over an ex-girlfriend last night, I know its wrong..

                                                  there was me thinking we are a bunch of interesting musical delinquents.

                                                  when in fact we are a bunch of over imaginative lieing toads!!

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                                                    • feather
                                                      Shanghai ooompa loompa
                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                      • 20894
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Had a wank over an ex-girlfriend last night, I know its wrong..

                                                      Speak for yourself fool.

                                                      i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

                                                      Originally posted by Hoff
                                                      a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
                                                      Originally posted by m1sT3rL
                                                      Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

                                                      I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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                                                        • Dhar_2
                                                          meat and potatoes
                                                          • Jun 2004
                                                          • 18916
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Had a wank over an ex-girlfriend last night, I know its wrong..

                                                          hey i'd do, if i didnt want to strangle the bitch!!!

                                                          then again, hhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


                                                          strangle her while wanking over her!!

                                                          yes! yes! we have a plan Mr Burns!!!

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