Jay-Z Headlining at Glasto? WTF?

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  • Dhar_2
    meat and potatoes
    • Jun 2004
    • 18917

    Jay-Z Headlining at Glasto? WTF?



    errrrrrrrrrrr..............NO!

    ol' noels got a point. Hip hop aint got no place there.

    "This claim about the headliners is complete nonsense. There are thousands of acts at Glastonbury and many revellers come to the festival without any intention of seeing the headliners."
    yeap their there to get absolutely bolloxed on drugs!! they'd do it in any field but the cops would normally come after them.

  • AntonyM
    DUDERZ get a life!!!
    • Oct 2004
    • 6415

    #2
    Re: Jay-Z Headlining at Glasto? WTF?

    Seems a bit odd they would throw ol Jay-Z in front of that crowd
    which will no doubt use the opportunity to play target practice
    with shoes and dirtrocks. I think Van Halen would have been a better choice or possible a Jodeci reunion.
    Originally posted by Shpira
    So came back last night...
    Sven Vath was amazing...he played a god damn killer set...ended up going to that and came to at like 10 am in some whore house in south Amsterdam...no idea how I ended up there...friday was a bit of a blur got really drunk and visited several parties can't remember a whole lot to be honest hehe...saturday was probably the best day that I recall...started up in the nearest coffee shop and going from party to party...beautiful woman, beer and weed...finished the night by taking some shrooms and listening to an amazing elke kleijn set...sunday...i met a nice girl who worked at one of the coffee shops and ended up talking to her for like 6 hours...was supposed to meet her at some DnB party...but instead went for a steak and walked around red light district bars drinking and smoking...monday took it easy went to a coffee shop and took a taxi to airport....

    All in all...I think I will be going back there some time soon
    Originally posted by Illuminate
    Let me get this straight.

    So white-middle class Americans have been told by their Television sets to be fearful of:

    1. Mexicans/Latinos from the South bringing drugs and killings n' shit.
    2. African Americans cause mos def they are raging a race war and want to occupy America like how the plebs occupied Wall St.
    3. Iranians/Afghans/Any one of middle eastern origin to be quite frank, cause you know Islam...
    4. North Koreans/Chinese cause you know everything...

    Am I close here?

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    • feather
      Shanghai ooompa loompa
      • Jul 2004
      • 20895

      #3
      Re: Jay-Z Headlining at Glasto? WTF?

      Wow ... you can imagine the casualties in the first aid tents ... all these munters tripping balls and traumatized when Jay-Z comes on

      i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

      Originally posted by Hoff
      a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
      Originally posted by m1sT3rL
      Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

      I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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      • Dhar_2
        meat and potatoes
        • Jun 2004
        • 18917

        #4
        Re: Jay-Z Headlining at Glasto? WTF?

        biggest fuck in the history of the festival.

        even the cess pit incident!!

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        • poults
          Platinum Poster
          • Nov 2006
          • 1987

          #5
          Re: Jay-Z Headlining at Glasto? WTF?

          Yeah seems an odd choice to me but im sure it will be just as successful as it always is.

          Originally posted by Dhar_2

          even the cess pit incident!!
          What was this?
          Originally posted by Hoff

          ejejejejejejejejeje!!!!! you always delivering some good dogs shits !!! thankyou

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          • Dhar_2
            meat and potatoes
            • Jun 2004
            • 18917

            #6
            Re: Jay-Z Headlining at Glasto? WTF?

            TOILETS - The toilets at Glastonbury are a thing of beauty, and come in 3 easily recognisable forms.

            1. The 'Turdis'. A Portaloo resembling a telephone box. These are most enjoyable, as hygiene hits rock bottom about half an hour after the gates open. What could possibly be more fun than being forced to squat in mid air to avoid sitting in a mound of assorted faeces protruding high above the rim of the bowel, whilst you attempt to avoid inhaling the foul, acrid stench… best avoided.

            2. The cesspit. An invention not seen since the dark ages, the glorious cesspit has returned to Glastonbury after centuries of neglect. Rows about rows of open aired green metal cubicles present themselves to you, with the door being about 4 feet in height. There are no locks to speak of, the security system works as follows; you look under the doors for feet. If there are feet present, the chances are that there is a defecating body attached to them. For maximum fun try holding the door open once your best friend is in mid-flow.

            3. The shrub method. The most desirable option, you quite literally do your business in any large leafy mass of vegetation


            the cess pit overflowed once.

            people fall in.

            loads of crazy stuff.

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