I took my new girlfriend out last night for the first time..

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  • AndyH
    Platinum Poster
    • May 2005
    • 1786
    #1

    I took my new girlfriend out last night for the first time..

    only took one punch!
    [quote=lilsensa '] 'Who wants to sample size my ball sack?'
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    • Adzey
      Are you Kidding me??
      • Mar 2008
      • 3517
      #2
      Re: I took my new girlfriend out last night for the first time..

      hehe

      hawhaw

      chortle chortle

      guffaw


      "Working like a wizard he doesn't jump around much or react much to what he is playing but the place is going nuts"

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        • feather
          Shanghai ooompa loompa
          • Jul 2004
          • 20895
          #3
          Re: I took my new girlfriend out last night for the first time..

          Are you testing standup lines on us?


          Where's the mic stand with the leaking electricity?

          i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

          Originally posted by Hoff
          a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
          Originally posted by m1sT3rL
          Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

          I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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            • AndyH
              Platinum Poster
              • May 2005
              • 1786
              #4
              Re: I took my new girlfriend out last night for the first time..

              Originally posted by feather
              Are you testing standup lines on us?


              Where's the mic stand with the leaking electricity?

              No, it has just been an interesting couple of days so thought i would share with the community
              [quote=lilsensa '] 'Who wants to sample size my ball sack?'

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                • feather
                  Shanghai ooompa loompa
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 20895
                  #5
                  Re: I took my new girlfriend out last night for the first time..

                  Wanking over your ex, punching the current one ... looking forward to your next gf mate. Pics!

                  i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

                  Originally posted by Hoff
                  a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
                  Originally posted by m1sT3rL
                  Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

                  I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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                    • AndyH
                      Platinum Poster
                      • May 2005
                      • 1786
                      #6
                      Re: I took my new girlfriend out last night for the first time..

                      Originally posted by feather
                      Wanking over your ex, punching the current one ... looking forward to your next gf mate.
                      As I have no doubt is the lucky lady, whoever she may be..
                      [quote=lilsensa '] 'Who wants to sample size my ball sack?'

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                        • Dhar_2
                          meat and potatoes
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 18917
                          #7
                          Re: I took my new girlfriend out last night for the first time..

                          punch where?

                          did she bruise easily?

                          can i have a go?

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                            • AndyH
                              Platinum Poster
                              • May 2005
                              • 1786
                              #8
                              Re: I took my new girlfriend out last night for the first time..

                              In the fish obviously!

                              Im sure she wont mind mate, ill post her over to you when I get home later.
                              [quote=lilsensa '] 'Who wants to sample size my ball sack?'

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                                • Dhar_2
                                  meat and potatoes
                                  • Jun 2004
                                  • 18917
                                  #9
                                  Re: I took my new girlfriend out last night for the first time..

                                  pack her nice and tightly in the box!

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                                    • TheMightyGreg
                                      Editor Shmeditor
                                      • Nov 2006
                                      • 1361
                                      #10
                                      Re: I took my new girlfriend out last night for the first time..

                                      Originally posted by AndyH

                                      Im sure she wont mind mate, ill post her over to you when I get home later.

                                      Won't you have to fold her up rather small?

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                                        • 88Mariner
                                          My dick is smaller
                                          • Nov 2006
                                          • 7128
                                          #11
                                          Re: I took my new girlfriend out last night for the first time..

                                          waiting for the obligatory "I ran into my ex the other day..." thread.
                                          you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

                                          it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

                                          Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

                                          ----PEACE-----

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                                            • Miroslav
                                              WHOA I can change this!1!
                                              • Apr 2006
                                              • 4122
                                              #12
                                              Re: I took my new girlfriend out last night for the first time..

                                              Originally posted by 88Mariner
                                              waiting for the obligatory "I ran into my ex the other day..." thread.
                                              "...but I think I got away before she got my license plate number!"
                                              mixes: www.waxdj.com/miroslav

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                                                • 88Mariner
                                                  My dick is smaller
                                                  • Nov 2006
                                                  • 7128
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: I took my new girlfriend out last night for the first time..

                                                  "...i backed up, and ran into her again"
                                                  you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

                                                  it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

                                                  Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

                                                  ----PEACE-----

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                                                    • |Thrax|
                                                      Platinum Poster
                                                      • Mar 2007
                                                      • 1744
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: I took my new girlfriend out last night for the first time..

                                                      badum-ching, we'll be here all night.
                                                      This is the voice from planet love. Have no fear we are your friends. To bring peace and love to your world, we are sending you our very special agent. Her name is love love love...

                                                      -Chris
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                                                        • shosh
                                                          Banned
                                                          • Jun 2004
                                                          • 4668
                                                          #15
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