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  • shosh
    Banned
    • Jun 2004
    • 4668

    Single White Attorney At Law Seeks 20's Female , Dating Serious



    Hi Ladies. I am a 32 Y.O. wht male 32 Waist 141 Lbs. 5'10" smooth Muscular works out, own a house malibu p.c.h. , Own my own 9 Private Practice Attorney At Law Offices and the main one is located On Avenue Of The Stars , Los Angeles, Ca.
    I seek a sincere mature female in her 20's to be my girlfriend/friend/ and though I seek to find ever lasting love and one day marry the right one for the both of us.

    If you are "her" and do not mind the smell of salt water in the morning air or the sand tracked in from the beach in my backyard, then yes do reply.

    And there are a few conditions of the Type of female I am seeking.

    Conditions :

    1. YOU CANNOT GO OUT ANYWHERE UNLESS I TELL YOU TO.
    2. YOU CANNOT EAT TILL I TELL YOU IT IS TIME.
    3. YOU CANNOT DO WHAT YOU WANT TO UNLESS I TELL YOU IT IS OK.
    4. YOU CANNOT OWN ANYTHING EXCEPT FOR WHAT I BUY FOR YOU, CAR, DIAMONDS, FURS, ETC.
    5. YOU MUST CLEAN UP AFTER ME 24/7 WITHOUT ME TELLING YOU TWICE.
    6. YOU CANNOT HAVE ANY FRIENDS, I WILL GIVE YOU FRIENDS THAT I SAY IS OK.
    7. YOU CAN VISIT YOUR PARENTS, BUT NOT ANYONE ELSE AND ANYONE YOU KNOW, THEY CANNOT COME OVER TO THE HOUSE EVER !
    8. YOU WILL CATER TO ME.
    9. YOU WILL SLAVE YOUR ENERGY FOR ME OUT OF YOUR LOVE FOR ME.
    10. YOU WILL NOT SPEAK UNTILL SPOKEN TO.
    11. YOU WILL NEVER TALK TO ANYONE ABOUT US.
    12. YOU WILL WASH MY CLOTHING, DRY CLEAN MY SUITS, DO ERRANDS AND CLEAN THE HOUSE, KEEPING IT IMMACULATE ALL THE TIME.
    13. YOU WILL MASSAGE MY FEET AND MY BACK ANYTIME I TELL YOU TO.
    14. YOU WILL GO TO THE GYM 4 TIMES A WEEK.
    15 YOU WILL SEE A PRIVATE TRAINER 4 X A WEEK.
    16. YOU WILL OBAY MY EVERY WISH, EVERY COMMAND AND YOU WILL NOT ARGUE WITH ME NERER EVER WILL YOU DISAGREE. !!!
    17. WHEN MY CLIENTS COME TO THE HOUSE TO DISCUSS BUSINESS, YOU WILL CATER TO THEM.
    18. YOU WILL PAMPER ME 24/7 OR YOU ARE OUT.
    19. YOU WILL HAVE YOUR OWN BANK ACCOUNT PRE-SET UP FOR YOUR SPENDING. YOU WILL HAVE EVERYTHING YOU NEED. YOU WILL HAVE EVERY WISH YOU DREAMED (WHEN / IF WE GET MARRIED) .

    YOU WILL BE VERY THIN. YOU MUST BE. YOU MUST STAY THIN. YOU MUST TAKE CLASSES WITH MY PERSONAL ASSISTANT AS TO RE-LEARN HOW TO WALK, TALK, PRESENTATIONS, AND DRESS, ACT AND SO MUCH MORE. YOU MUST BE MY PERFECT DREAM ANGEL IF YOU ARE NOT, DO NOT REPLY. I HAVE HAD MANY REPLIES IN MY FORMER POSTINGS. DATED MANY. HAVEN'T FOUND THE MISS WHO WISHES TO PLEASE HER MAN.
    REPLY WITH CONFIDENCE .
    G.B.R.


    Discuss.
  • Kamal
    Administrator
    • May 2002
    • 28835

    #2
    Re: Single White Attorney At Law Seeks 20's Female , Dating Serious

    what are you doing searching men in LA on CL ?
    www.mjwebhosting.com

    Jib says:
    he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
    Originally posted by ace_dl
    Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
    I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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    • Huggie Smiles
      Anyone have Styx livesets?
      • Jun 2004
      • 11832

      #3
      Re: Single White Attorney At Law Seeks 20's Female , Dating Serious

      Originally posted by Kamal
      what are you doing searching men in LA on CL ?

      hehehehe -
      ....Freak in the morning, Freak in the evening, aint no other Freak like me thats breathing....




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      • Steve Graham
        DJ Jelly
        • Jun 2004
        • 12887

        #4
        Re: Single White Attorney At Law Seeks 20's Female , Dating Serious


        its obviously bullshit

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        • shosh
          Banned
          • Jun 2004
          • 4668

          #5
          Re: Single White Attorney At Law Seeks 20's Female , Dating Serious

          Originally posted by Kamal
          what are you doing searching men in LA on CL ?
          was looking for this:


          Originally posted by Steve Graham
          its obviously bullshit
          looks legit to me

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          • 88Mariner
            My dick is smaller
            • Nov 2006
            • 7128

            #6
            Re: Single White Attorney At Law Seeks 20's Female , Dating Serious

            i know a girl in new york who would do any of this just to fuck.


            maybe we should do a little matchmaking here....
            you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

            it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

            Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

            ----PEACE-----

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            • ddr
              DUDERZ get a life!!!
              • Jun 2004
              • 7006

              #7
              Re: Single White Attorney At Law Seeks 20's Female , Dating Serious

              Originally posted by shosh
              was looking for this:




              looks legit to me
              rofl

              thats gotta be the funniest clip i ever seen, hahaha
              "pics or stfu" - R.I.P. Steve "Jibgolly" James

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              • Dhar_2
                meat and potatoes
                • Jun 2004
                • 18916

                #8
                Re: Single White Attorney At Law Seeks 20's Female , Dating Serious

                i wonder why he's still single!!

                then again it could be beanie boy!

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                • Shpira
                  Angry Boy Child
                  • Oct 2006
                  • 4969

                  #9
                  Re: Single White Attorney At Law Seeks 20's Female , Dating Serious

                  I bet there would loads of girls who would put up with this shit...he just needs to get himself a couple of mail order brides and pick one from the bunch...it would be quite an amusing thing to do if ur a sadistic rich bastard.
                  The Idiots ARE Winning.


                  "Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect."
                  Mark Twain

                  SOBRIETY MIX

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                  • threehills
                    I heart Lollergirl
                    • Jun 2005
                    • 3641

                    #10
                    Re: Single White Attorney At Law Seeks 20's Female , Dating Serious

                    Where can I see the rest of this video?
                    It's never too late to become the person you always thought you would be.

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                    • AntonyM
                      DUDERZ get a life!!!
                      • Oct 2004
                      • 6415

                      #11
                      Re: Single White Attorney At Law Seeks 20's Female , Dating Serious

                      Hungry little bugger
                      Originally posted by Shpira
                      So came back last night...
                      Sven Vath was amazing...he played a god damn killer set...ended up going to that and came to at like 10 am in some whore house in south Amsterdam...no idea how I ended up there...friday was a bit of a blur got really drunk and visited several parties can't remember a whole lot to be honest hehe...saturday was probably the best day that I recall...started up in the nearest coffee shop and going from party to party...beautiful woman, beer and weed...finished the night by taking some shrooms and listening to an amazing elke kleijn set...sunday...i met a nice girl who worked at one of the coffee shops and ended up talking to her for like 6 hours...was supposed to meet her at some DnB party...but instead went for a steak and walked around red light district bars drinking and smoking...monday took it easy went to a coffee shop and took a taxi to airport....

                      All in all...I think I will be going back there some time soon
                      Originally posted by Illuminate
                      Let me get this straight.

                      So white-middle class Americans have been told by their Television sets to be fearful of:

                      1. Mexicans/Latinos from the South bringing drugs and killings n' shit.
                      2. African Americans cause mos def they are raging a race war and want to occupy America like how the plebs occupied Wall St.
                      3. Iranians/Afghans/Any one of middle eastern origin to be quite frank, cause you know Islam...
                      4. North Koreans/Chinese cause you know everything...

                      Am I close here?

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                      • shosh
                        Banned
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 4668

                        #12
                        Re: Single White Attorney At Law Seeks 20's Female , Dating Serious

                        Originally posted by threehills
                        Where can I see the rest of this video?
                        Originally posted by AntonyM
                        Hungry little bugger
                        im sure you can rent it somewhere


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                        • feather
                          Shanghai ooompa loompa
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 20894

                          #13
                          Re: Single White Attorney At Law Seeks 20's Female , Dating Serious

                          Originally posted by shosh
                          was looking for this:




                          looks legit to me



                          Dude ... didn't you just asked for the tranny pic with the hanging balls the other day?

                          Is there a trend or something we should be aware of?

                          i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

                          Originally posted by Hoff
                          a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
                          Originally posted by m1sT3rL
                          Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

                          I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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                          • Dhar_2
                            meat and potatoes
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 18916

                            #14
                            Re: Single White Attorney At Law Seeks 20's Female , Dating Serious

                            yep!

                            we are pretty fucked in the head!

                            something to do with Vortexes

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                            • shosh
                              Banned
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 4668

                              #15
                              Re: Single White Attorney At Law Seeks 20's Female , Dating Serious

                              Originally posted by feather


                              Dude ... didn't you just asked for the tranny pic with the hanging balls the other day?

                              Is there a trend or something we should be aware of?

                              yeah there's tons of freaky shit out there

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