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  • AndyH
    Platinum Poster
    • May 2005
    • 1786
    #1

    So, spoke to my ex grlfriend last night...

    Who I hadnt spoken to for ages and we got chatting about the old days. After a little while she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a bit of the 'romance' seeing as we are both single. I said "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now tbh I'm a bit older and a bit less athletic than when you last saw me" She just giggled and said she was sure I'd still be just as good "Yeah," I said, "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days.." She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! Anyway", she said, "I've put on a couple of pounds myself...

    So I hung up on the fat slag
    [quote=lilsensa '] 'Who wants to sample size my ball sack?'
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    • feather
      Shanghai ooompa loompa
      • Jul 2004
      • 20916
      #2
      Re: So, spoke to my ex grlfriend last night...

      You're reaching with this one dude ...

      i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

      Originally posted by Hoff
      a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
      Originally posted by m1sT3rL
      Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

      I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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        • AndyH
          Platinum Poster
          • May 2005
          • 1786
          #3
          Re: So, spoke to my ex grlfriend last night...

          Yeah, I know... lol. Still quite funny though.
          [quote=lilsensa '] 'Who wants to sample size my ball sack?'

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            • Dhar_2
              meat and potatoes
              • Jun 2004
              • 18980
              #4
              Re: So, spoke to my ex grlfriend last night...

              too long.

              the beauty of the other ones was they were short and to the point!

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                • AndyH
                  Platinum Poster
                  • May 2005
                  • 1786
                  #5
                  Re: So, spoke to my ex grlfriend last night...



                  Sorry guys
                  [quote=lilsensa '] 'Who wants to sample size my ball sack?'

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                    • Dhar_2
                      meat and potatoes
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 18980
                      #6
                      Re: So, spoke to my ex grlfriend last night...

                      next time try harder, damn it!

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                        • AndyH
                          Platinum Poster
                          • May 2005
                          • 1786
                          #7
                          Re: So, spoke to my ex grlfriend last night...

                          [ X ] Tried

                          [ ] Succeeded
                          [quote=lilsensa '] 'Who wants to sample size my ball sack?'

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                            • Dhar_2
                              meat and potatoes
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 18980
                              #8
                              Re: So, spoke to my ex grlfriend last night...

                              [ ] Tried

                              [ ] Succeeded

                              [X] Failed

                              joking! (a little)

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                                • AndyH
                                  Platinum Poster
                                  • May 2005
                                  • 1786
                                  #9
                                  Re: So, spoke to my ex grlfriend last night...

                                  ^^^^



                                  [X] - see status above own avatar
                                  [quote=lilsensa '] 'Who wants to sample size my ball sack?'

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                                    • feather
                                      Shanghai ooompa loompa
                                      • Jul 2004
                                      • 20916
                                      #10
                                      Re: So, spoke to my ex grlfriend last night...

                                      [o][ ][ ]
                                      [ ][o][x]
                                      [ ][ ][ ]

                                      i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

                                      Originally posted by Hoff
                                      a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
                                      Originally posted by m1sT3rL
                                      Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

                                      I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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                                        • threehills
                                          I heart Lollergirl
                                          • Jun 2005
                                          • 3644
                                          #11
                                          Re: So, spoke to my ex grlfriend last night...

                                          These jokes reek of Dangerfield.

                                          It's never too late to become the person you always thought you would be.

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                                            • Dhar_2
                                              meat and potatoes
                                              • Jun 2004
                                              • 18980
                                              #12
                                              Re: So, spoke to my ex grlfriend last night...

                                              [o][ ][ ]
                                              [ ][o][x]
                                              [ ][ ][x]

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                                                • Steve Graham
                                                  DJ Jelly
                                                  • Jun 2004
                                                  • 12888
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: So, spoke to my ex grlfriend last night...

                                                  Originally posted by Dhar_2
                                                  too long.

                                                  the beauty of the other ones was they were short and to the point!
                                                  damn ADD it wasnt THAT long, lol

                                                  i have heard that before, but still good for a laugh.. keep them coming Andy

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                                                    • Miroslav
                                                      WHOA I can change this!1!
                                                      • Apr 2006
                                                      • 4122
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: So, spoke to my ex grlfriend last night...

                                                      lol... I thought it was good.



                                                      wait, that was a joke?
                                                      mixes: www.waxdj.com/miroslav

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                                                        • Dhar_2
                                                          meat and potatoes
                                                          • Jun 2004
                                                          • 18980
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: So, spoke to my ex grlfriend last night...

                                                          Originally posted by Steve Graham
                                                          damn ADD it wasnt THAT long, lol

                                                          i have heard that before, but still good for a laugh.. keep them coming Andy
                                                          no, it wasnt THAT long.

                                                          but the others were one liners.

                                                          they had more punch!!

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