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  • AndyH
    Platinum Poster
    • May 2005
    • 1786

    So, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she turns to me and says...

    'u know you could get imprisoned for being a peadophile dont you'..

    So I look back at her in complete suprise and disgust and say; 'they are awfully big words for a 8 year old'
    [quote=lilsensa '] 'Who wants to sample size my ball sack?'
  • feather
    Shanghai ooompa loompa
    • Jul 2004
    • 20895

    #2
    Re: So, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she turns to me and says...

    Better

    i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

    Originally posted by Hoff
    a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
    Originally posted by m1sT3rL
    Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

    I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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    • AndyH
      Platinum Poster
      • May 2005
      • 1786

      #3
      Re: So, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she turns to me and says...

      Originally posted by feather
      Better
      Phew! lol
      [quote=lilsensa '] 'Who wants to sample size my ball sack?'

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      • Dhar_2
        meat and potatoes
        • Jun 2004
        • 18917

        #4
        Re: So, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she turns to me and says...

        copying from the joke thread now are we!!

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        • AndyH
          Platinum Poster
          • May 2005
          • 1786

          #5
          Re: So, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she turns to me and says...

          Actually no it was a text my mate sent me. I wouldnt stoop so low!

          Edit - just had a quick look for the joke thread and its not even on the first 2 pages it it? Dont ever go further back than that.
          [quote=lilsensa '] 'Who wants to sample size my ball sack?'

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          • Dhar_2
            meat and potatoes
            • Jun 2004
            • 18917

            #6
            Re: So, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she turns to me and says...

            ^ no idea.

            but i've definately seen it on here somewhere.

            but it said 12 years old!

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            • feather
              Shanghai ooompa loompa
              • Jul 2004
              • 20895

              #7
              Re: So, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she turns to me and says...

              Originally posted by Dhar_2
              copying from the joke thread now are we!!
              Originally posted by AndyH
              Actually no it was a text my mate sent me. I wouldnt stoop so low!

              Edit - just had a quick look for the joke thread and its not even on the first 2 pages it it? Dont ever go further back than that.
              You're the only one who takes him seriously

              i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

              Originally posted by Hoff
              a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
              Originally posted by m1sT3rL
              Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

              I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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              • Dhar_2
                meat and potatoes
                • Jun 2004
                • 18917

                #8
                Re: So, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she turns to me and says...

                u mean people dont take me seriously???

                come on!!!

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                • Steve Graham
                  DJ Jelly
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 12887

                  #9
                  Re: So, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she turns to me and says...

                  http://www.mercuryserver.com/forums/...=36340&page=14 post number 206

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                  • shosh
                    Banned
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 4668

                    #10
                    Re: So, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she turns to me and says...

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                    • Huggie Smiles
                      Anyone have Styx livesets?
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 11836

                      #11
                      Re: So, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she turns to me and says...

                      Not funny at all.
                      ....Freak in the morning, Freak in the evening, aint no other Freak like me thats breathing....




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                      • Dhar_2
                        meat and potatoes
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 18917

                        #12
                        Re: So, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she turns to me and says...

                        Originally posted by Steve Graham

                        cheers steve!

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                        • 88Mariner
                          My dick is smaller
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 7128

                          #13
                          Re: So, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she turns to me and says...

                          Originally posted by AndyH
                          'u know you could get imprisoned for being a peadophile dont you'..

                          So I look back at her in complete suprise and disgust and say; 'they are awfully big words for a 8 year old'
                          clearly taking on the "old enough to pee, old enough for me" philosophy.
                          you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

                          it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

                          Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

                          ----PEACE-----

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                          • Dhar_2
                            meat and potatoes
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 18917

                            #14
                            Re: So, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she turns to me and says...

                            tight at 5
                            right at 9

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                            • AndyH
                              Platinum Poster
                              • May 2005
                              • 1786

                              #15
                              Re: So, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she turns to me and says...

                              Originally posted by Dhar_2
                              tight at 5
                              right at 9
                              Thats horrible!
                              [quote=lilsensa '] 'Who wants to sample size my ball sack?'

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