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  • chanty
    John, John, where art thou!
    • Jun 2004
    • 4622

    Diggers sphincter's on fire!



    Seattle didn’t happen last night for Sasha and John Digweed, thanks to the bęte noire of travelers’ woes – food poisoning and flight delays.
    Whilst John Digweed sat paralyzed in a hotel bathroom in Seattle a few hours before the gig, simultaneously Sasha was pacing a departure lounge in Heathrow watching his flight get pushed back and back.
    It was a classic double dose of globetrotting helplessness and for everyone involved it was a case of hope and pray.

    In Seattle, John Digweed’s situation was so severe, he had no choice but to request the hotel call a doctor.
    “They said one wasn’t available, and they asked if I wanted a paramedic,” explains John.
    “I couldn’t move, I couldn’t go anywhere, so I said ‘yes’, and the next minute five firefighters turned up.
    “Somebody must have told them my sphincter was on fire.”

    One of the firefighters turned out to be a paramedic, and after taking John’s blood pressure suggested he call an ambulance to take him to hospital.
    But John didn’t want to leave the comfort of his hotel bathroom stool.


    OMG...poor John Digweed but the "my sphincter was on fire" made me lol!
    Awww...I didn't mean A holes, as in "A holes"...I meant it like, as in, my friends....
  • 88Mariner
    My dick is smaller
    • Nov 2006
    • 7128

    #2
    Re: Diggers sphincter's on fire!

    Originally posted by chanty
    http://www.beatportal.com/feed/item/...ve-in-seattle/

    Seattle didn’t happen last night for Sasha and John Digweed, thanks to the bęte noire of travelers’ woes – food poisoning and flight delays.
    Whilst John Digweed sat paralyzed in a hotel bathroom in Seattle a few hours before the gig, simultaneously Sasha was pacing a departure lounge in Heathrow watching his flight get pushed back and back.
    It was a classic double dose of globetrotting helplessness and for everyone involved it was a case of hope and pray.

    In Seattle, John Digweed’s situation was so severe, he had no choice but to request the hotel call a doctor.
    “They said one wasn’t available, and they asked if I wanted a paramedic,” explains John.
    “I couldn’t move, I couldn’t go anywhere, so I said ‘yes’, and the next minute five firefighters turned up.
    “Somebody must have told them my sphincter was on fire.”

    One of the firefighters turned out to be a paramedic, and after taking John’s blood pressure suggested he call an ambulance to take him to hospital.
    But John didn’t want to leave the comfort of his hotel bathroom stool.


    OMG...poor John Digweed but the "my sphincter was on fire" made me lol!


    {insert inevitable vortex joke here}
    you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

    it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

    Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

    ----PEACE-----

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    • lilsensa
      DUDERZ get a life!!!
      • Jun 2004
      • 6675

      #3
      Re: Diggers sphincter's on fire!

      Poor John..That's the worst!
      RIP ~ Steve James







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      • chanty
        John, John, where art thou!
        • Jun 2004
        • 4622

        #4
        Re: Diggers sphincter's on fire!

        Yeah...but I guess he doesn't have a coy colon, bashful bowel or a shy sphincter if he's talking about it to a blogger!
        Awww...I didn't mean A holes, as in "A holes"...I meant it like, as in, my friends....

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        • 88Mariner
          My dick is smaller
          • Nov 2006
          • 7128

          #5
          Re: Diggers sphincter's on fire!

          i bet he handled this with a straight face.
          you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

          it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

          Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

          ----PEACE-----

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          • Miroslav
            WHOA I can change this!1!
            • Apr 2006
            • 4122

            #6
            Re: Diggers sphincter's on fire!

            Originally posted by 88Mariner
            {insert inevitable vortex joke here}

            damn, did he finally get a feel of his own votex??

            HA HA HA AH HAAAAAA







            whew...oh what a doozy that was.
            mixes: www.waxdj.com/miroslav

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            • ddr
              DUDERZ get a life!!!
              • Jun 2004
              • 7006

              #7
              Re: Diggers sphincter's on fire!

              videos from seattle show (not mine):











              i will be at the portland show tomorrow night, cant freakin wait!

              hopefully digweeds flaming sphincter is back to normal, haha
              "pics or stfu" - R.I.P. Steve "Jibgolly" James

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              • Aleks_B
                Gold Gabber
                • Nov 2006
                • 758

                #8
                Re: Diggers sphincter's on fire!

                Hah, kinda funny. I wonder why Digweed would have ate somewhere sketchy? But at the same time, food poisioning is so common everywhere, its almost unavoidable in a certain sense. You are bound to get it once every couple of thousand meals on this planet.
                aleks_b - re_azure | my_space

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                • beanzncheez
                  Banned
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 4442

                  #9
                  Re: Diggers sphincter's on fire!

                  It's so common? What kind of dirty places do you go to? I've only had it four times over the course of my life.

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                  • Dhar_2
                    meat and potatoes
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 18917

                    #10
                    Re: Diggers sphincter's on fire!

                    Originally posted by Miroslav
                    damn, did he finally get a feel of his own votex??


                    vortex pains!!

                    and it burns, burns! the ring of fire, the ring of fire!!

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                    • feather
                      Shanghai ooompa loompa
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 20895

                      #11
                      Re: Diggers sphincter's on fire!

                      Speaking from experience obviously.

                      i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

                      Originally posted by Hoff
                      a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
                      Originally posted by m1sT3rL
                      Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

                      I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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                      • Dhar_2
                        meat and potatoes
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 18917

                        #12
                        Re: Diggers sphincter's on fire!

                        of the digweed vortex or dropping a log as big as a babies arm?

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                        • feather
                          Shanghai ooompa loompa
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 20895

                          #13
                          Re: Diggers sphincter's on fire!

                          See below.

                          i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

                          Originally posted by Hoff
                          a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
                          Originally posted by m1sT3rL
                          Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

                          I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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                          • feather
                            Shanghai ooompa loompa
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 20895

                            #14
                            Re: Diggers sphincter's on fire!

                            Of your brown hole being vortexed.

                            i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

                            Originally posted by Hoff
                            a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
                            Originally posted by m1sT3rL
                            Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

                            I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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                            • Steve Graham
                              DJ Jelly
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 12887

                              #15
                              Re: Diggers sphincter's on fire!

                              is there another dj out there that has as many travel mishaps, flight delays etc than Sasha?

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