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  • feather
    Shanghai ooompa loompa
    • Jul 2004
    • 20898

    Planet Earth: Panic as penis theft hits capital

    KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

    Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.

    Rumours of penis theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo's sprawling capital of some 8 million inhabitants. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings.

    Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear, in what some residents said was an attempt to extort cash with the promise of a cure.

    "You just have to be accused of that, and people come after you. We've had a number of attempted lynchings. ... You see them covered in marks after being beaten," Kinshasa's police chief, Jean-Dieudonne Oleko, told Reuters on Tuesday.

    Police arrested the accused sorcerers and their victims in an effort to avoid the sort of bloodshed seen in Ghana a decade ago, when 12 suspected penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs. The 27 men have since been released.

    "I'm tempted to say it's one huge joke," Oleko said.

    "But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it's become tiny or that they've become impotent. To that I tell them, 'How do you know if you haven't gone home and tried it'," he said.

    Some Kinshasa residents accuse a separatist sect from nearby Bas-Congo province of being behind the witchcraft in revenge for a recent government crackdown on its members.

    "It's real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny," said 29-year-old Alain Kalala, who sells phone credits near a Kinshasa police station.
    It's real! What was left was tiny!

    i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

    Originally posted by Hoff
    a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
    Originally posted by m1sT3rL
    Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

    I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.
  • Dhar_2
    meat and potatoes
    • Jun 2004
    • 18923

    #2
    Re: Planet Earth: Panic as penis theft hits capital

    talk about a new way to pass off an inferiority complex!!

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    • feather
      Shanghai ooompa loompa
      • Jul 2004
      • 20898

      #3
      Re: Planet Earth: Panic as penis theft hits capital

      I don't have an inferiority complex!

      i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

      Originally posted by Hoff
      a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
      Originally posted by m1sT3rL
      Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

      I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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      • Dhar_2
        meat and potatoes
        • Jun 2004
        • 18923

        #4
        Re: Planet Earth: Panic as penis theft hits capital

        wasnt talking about u actually.

        was talking about them. but hey if the shoe fits!

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        • Steve Graham
          DJ Jelly
          • Jun 2004
          • 12887

          #5
          Re: Planet Earth: Panic as penis theft hits capital

          pics or STFU!

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          • Life on Other Planets AKA Johns
            Are you Kidding me??
            • Oct 2005
            • 3087

            #6
            Re: Planet Earth: Panic as penis theft hits capital

            Originally posted by feather
            I don't have an inferiority complex!

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            • Miroslav
              WHOA I can change this!1!
              • Apr 2006
              • 4122

              #7
              Re: Planet Earth: Panic as penis theft hits capital

              "But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it's become tiny or that they've become impotent. To that I tell them, 'How do you know if you haven't gone home and tried it'," he said.
              mixes: www.waxdj.com/miroslav

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              • drucki
                Getting warmed up
                • Mar 2008
                • 84

                #8
                Re: Planet Earth: Panic as penis theft hits capital

                All this is about a phenomene that's called "culuture bound syndrome". It means mental alterations with or without "real" symptoms of the body, that have no correspondent disease in other cultures especially in the western medicine.

                The pattern that is here described is the so called genital retraction syndrom. you can find it in southeastasia (called koro) and in some tribes of central and westafrika (here called basolo).
                In this tribe live unsocial hunters who retract your genital (womens or mens, but in most cases the mens one) by shaking hands with the person. The subjetive effect is on the one hand the loss of the genital with the fear of the permanent loss.on the other hand the culprit can burn the penis/clitoris and can use it as a kind of arrow poison. If the bandit is trapped in public it often ends with his death. like in this case the disease is sometimes epidemic.

                when you look at this patients there is of course no genital retraction. but the fact is: they suffer from big anxiety, often from social reintegration problems and - what is really crazy, because there is no blood loss, but the patient think of - they suffer from manifest anemia you can't explain with western medicine.

                all in all it's a really serious disease that has to be cured.

                a western culture bound syndrom is the premenstrual syndrom.


                Two years ago I had to presentate about this phenomene at university.

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                • drucki
                  Getting warmed up
                  • Mar 2008
                  • 84

                  #9
                  Re: Planet Earth: Panic as penis theft hits capital

                  I've forgot about the cure: you have to find the bandit and reclaim your genital. in some tribes there are sometimes rituals who involve the whole family. the penis is knotted with a string and several people pull on it - to prevent the incorporation in the body what finnaly is lethal...that must hurt

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                  • Miroslav
                    WHOA I can change this!1!
                    • Apr 2006
                    • 4122

                    #10
                    Re: Planet Earth: Panic as penis theft hits capital

                    Originally posted by drucki
                    All this is about a phenomene that's called "culuture bound syndrome". It means mental alterations with or without "real" symptoms of the body, that have no correspondent disease in other cultures especially in the western medicine.

                    The pattern that is here described is the so called genital retraction syndrom. you can find it in southeastasia (called koro) and in some tribes of central and westafrika (here called basolo).
                    In this tribe live unsocial hunters who retract your genital (womens or mens, but in most cases the mens one) by shaking hands with the person. The subjetive effect is on the one hand the loss of the genital with the fear of the permanent loss.on the other hand the culprit can burn the penis/clitoris and can use it as a kind of arrow poison. If the bandit is trapped in public it often ends with his death. like in this case the disease is sometimes epidemic.

                    when you look at this patients there is of course no genital retraction. but the fact is: they suffer from big anxiety, often from social reintegration problems and - what is really crazy, because there is no blood loss, but the patient think of - they suffer from manifest anemia you can't explain with western medicine.

                    all in all it's a really serious disease that has to be cured.

                    a western culture bound syndrom is the premenstrual syndrom.


                    Two years ago I had to presentate about this phenomene at university.

                    Is that a fancy way of saying, "these people are dumb as a pile of rocks"?

                    and lol @ that "cure"...sounds worse than the "disease"
                    mixes: www.waxdj.com/miroslav

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                    • drucki
                      Getting warmed up
                      • Mar 2008
                      • 84

                      #11
                      Re: Planet Earth: Panic as penis theft hits capital

                      indeed the cure sometimes makes most of the problems. But you have to see the syndrome in a big complex of the way of their life, the picture of their own body-education and their own people. the fact is that you can quantify these culture bound syndromes and you have to conclude that the people really are sick in a western medicine sense.
                      Because the reason is a very typicall for their tribe - or whatever - you can often only cure it with their ideas of diseases.

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                      • shosh
                        Banned
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 4668

                        #12
                        Re: Planet Earth: Panic as penis theft hits capital

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                        • Dj Lunchtray
                          Getting Somewhere
                          • Mar 2008
                          • 162

                          #13
                          Re: Planet Earth: Panic as penis theft hits capital

                          Originally posted by drucki
                          on the other hand the culprit can burn the penis/clitoris and can use it as a kind of arrow poison.
                          If you get stuck with a genital arrow does it cause never ending erections or stiff clitorati?
                          Remember, pain is just weakness leaving the body, keep dancing.

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                          • Dj Lunchtray
                            Getting Somewhere
                            • Mar 2008
                            • 162

                            #14
                            Re: Planet Earth: Panic as penis theft hits capital

                            and HOW exactly does someone burn genitals from a handshake??
                            Remember, pain is just weakness leaving the body, keep dancing.

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                            • shosh
                              Banned
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 4668

                              #15
                              Re: Planet Earth: Panic as penis theft hits capital

                              brb got an itch

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