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  • shosh
    Banned
    • Jun 2004
    • 4668

    this book will change everything. must buy

    This is NOT alchemy. It is NOT an illusion or Ninja technique.



    Please use only for Good, and not for Evil.

    btw, check out some of the feedback comments:
    total conjob. exactly wat i expected. great service
    wow amazing i even made my dog dissapear

    i cant believe people are so stupid and actually buy this shit





    EDIT: ordered 1
  • diegoff
    Are you Kidding me??
    • Jun 2004
    • 3864

    #2
    Re: this book will change everything. must buy


    How to command flocks of birds wherever you go
    Controlling snakes, bees, gnats, houseflies
    Teaching your dog to walk & dance on stilts
    Commanding your cat to use the bathroom toilet
    Quickly tame wild horses when others have failed
    The quiet world of frogs & toads
    Keeping a squirrel in your pocket
    Bringing dead creatures BACK TO LIFE!
    Itīs a spiritual thing!

    feb 2021 https://soundcloud.com/diegoarv/pand...os-inflamables
    Sept 26th https://soundcloud.com/diegoarv/earthling-vibes
    May 1st 2020 https://soundcloud.com/diegoarv/current

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    • diegoff
      Are you Kidding me??
      • Jun 2004
      • 3864

      #3
      Re: this book will change everything. must buy

      ^^^^^^ I canīt believe that shit
      Itīs a spiritual thing!

      feb 2021 https://soundcloud.com/diegoarv/pand...os-inflamables
      Sept 26th https://soundcloud.com/diegoarv/earthling-vibes
      May 1st 2020 https://soundcloud.com/diegoarv/current

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      • shosh
        Banned
        • Jun 2004
        • 4668

        #4
        Re: this book will change everything. must buy

        Originally posted by diegoff
        ^^^^^^ I canīt believe that shit

        i'll let you know if it works when i get my copy

        king of the jungle

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        • sakio pod
          SALAD TOSSER
          • Jun 2004
          • 6034

          #5
          Re: this book will change everything. must buy

          i just got mine

          this is amazing

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          • lilsensa
            DUDERZ get a life!!!
            • Jun 2004
            • 6675

            #6
            Re: this book will change everything. must buy

            It helped me with me erectile dysfunction. Amazing book!!!!
            RIP ~ Steve James







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            • Dj Lunchtray
              Getting Somewhere
              • Mar 2008
              • 162

              #7
              Re: this book will change everything. must buy

              I can already do that. In fact, I can become invisible in many different situations. For example:
              I asked for a raise at work, and I swear no one saw me for at least a week.
              I went to walmart and couldn't find what I was looking for, but the people who worked there could not see me, even though I was right in front of them asking for help.
              I was at a club, trying to make eye contact with a hot girl, but my efforts failed because she just couldn't see me.

              Maybe I DO need to buy this book to hone my skills....
              Remember, pain is just weakness leaving the body, keep dancing.

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              • AntonyM
                DUDERZ get a life!!!
                • Oct 2004
                • 6415

                #8
                Re: this book will change everything. must buy

                Andy maybe you could use the book to conjure
                up The Vortex.
                Originally posted by Shpira
                So came back last night...
                Sven Vath was amazing...he played a god damn killer set...ended up going to that and came to at like 10 am in some whore house in south Amsterdam...no idea how I ended up there...friday was a bit of a blur got really drunk and visited several parties can't remember a whole lot to be honest hehe...saturday was probably the best day that I recall...started up in the nearest coffee shop and going from party to party...beautiful woman, beer and weed...finished the night by taking some shrooms and listening to an amazing elke kleijn set...sunday...i met a nice girl who worked at one of the coffee shops and ended up talking to her for like 6 hours...was supposed to meet her at some DnB party...but instead went for a steak and walked around red light district bars drinking and smoking...monday took it easy went to a coffee shop and took a taxi to airport....

                All in all...I think I will be going back there some time soon
                Originally posted by Illuminate
                Let me get this straight.

                So white-middle class Americans have been told by their Television sets to be fearful of:

                1. Mexicans/Latinos from the South bringing drugs and killings n' shit.
                2. African Americans cause mos def they are raging a race war and want to occupy America like how the plebs occupied Wall St.
                3. Iranians/Afghans/Any one of middle eastern origin to be quite frank, cause you know Islam...
                4. North Koreans/Chinese cause you know everything...

                Am I close here?

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                • sakio pod
                  SALAD TOSSER
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 6034

                  #9
                  Re: this book will change everything. must buy

                  I have used it while listening to the vagabond set digweed played

                  I CAN SEE THE Muzik its fucking SiiiiiiiiiiiicccKKKK


                  TO DA BOOK i have no idea what it is but......

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