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  • picklemonkey
    Double hoodie beer monster
    • Jun 2004
    • 15373

    Corporate training

    My company is paying for me to have some training in something right now... it's a pretty boring class because it's mostly "duh" material. I don't really mind the class, and there's free coffee/cappuccunos/muffins/freshly-baked cookies, dart board for the breaks. The part that I DO mind, however, is this pussy-of-a-teacher's music taste.

    BACKSTREET BOYS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE LABTIME MUSIC!

    Neither is this lame midi-instrumental-classical shit. I'm going to bring my own headphones in tomorrow... you best believe I'll be prepared.

    On a side note, I AM wearing a Mickey Mouse hat that I found at my friend's daughter's playroom from lunch... he was smiling about it when I walked in, but hopefully by now the Mickey ears are just plain bugging the shit out of him. As far as he (and the rest of the class) is concerned, I went to Morocco for lunch, stopped by the Pirates of the Carribbean, and flew back to training just in time for class.
  • TomTom
    Paging Doctor Weeds...we have a shortage on 1st St.
    • May 2002
    • 16206

    #2
    Re: Corporate training

    Only when I hear this word "Corporate" I could puke...Corporate Identity (sell your soul to the Devil is what I call it) is something I was taught about in endless meetings and training lessons.. it?s like a good old fashioned brainwash method.

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    • picklemonkey
      Double hoodie beer monster
      • Jun 2004
      • 15373

      #3
      "oooh baby i love your ways
      i want to tell you i love you babe
      i want to be with you night and day"


      that's playing now. and it sucks.

      *straightens the ears*

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      • Campos
        Getting warmed up
        • Oct 2004
        • 63

        #4
        Re: Corporate training

        disturbing indeed

        ahhhhhh the corporations of america and it s systems ahhhhhh
        no comment

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        • picklemonkey
          Double hoodie beer monster
          • Jun 2004
          • 15373

          #5
          He just played Britney Spears - Oops I did it Again.

          fucker.

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          • demonAfro
            Are you Kidding me??
            • Jun 2004
            • 3488

            #6
            Re: Corporate training

            Earplugs and lip reading are your friends

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            • FM
              Wooooooo!
              • Jun 2004
              • 5361

              #7
              is that on a cd or computer...

              if it's a cd I'd rip it out and fling it out the window

              if it's a computer I'd take the sledgehammer out
              FM

              "Nowadays everyone is a fucking DJ." - Jack Dangers

              What record did you loose your virginity to?
              "I don't like having sex with music on- I find it distracting. And if it's a mix cd- forget it. I'm stopping to check the beat mixing in between tracks." - Tom Stephan

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              • FM
                Wooooooo!
                • Jun 2004
                • 5361

                #8
                FYI it's nice that you can be on here while "training"
                FM

                "Nowadays everyone is a fucking DJ." - Jack Dangers

                What record did you loose your virginity to?
                "I don't like having sex with music on- I find it distracting. And if it's a mix cd- forget it. I'm stopping to check the beat mixing in between tracks." - Tom Stephan

                Download/Listen To My Mixes
                Facebook!
                A Journey Into Sound On MCast

                Satisfaction guaranteed, or double your music back.

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                • picklemonkey
                  Double hoodie beer monster
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 15373

                  #9
                  Originally posted by ";p="
                  FYI it's nice that you can be on here while "training"
                  Yeah


                  It's on MP3... on a MAC. So yeah, I want to beat the fuck out of the laptop.

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                  • picklemonkey
                    Double hoodie beer monster
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 15373

                    #10
                    Re: Corporate training

                    He just hit an all-time low...

                    The Little Mermaid - Kiss The Girl

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                    • FM
                      Wooooooo!
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 5361

                      #11
                      might want to slip a CD of stuff in...
                      FM

                      "Nowadays everyone is a fucking DJ." - Jack Dangers

                      What record did you loose your virginity to?
                      "I don't like having sex with music on- I find it distracting. And if it's a mix cd- forget it. I'm stopping to check the beat mixing in between tracks." - Tom Stephan

                      Download/Listen To My Mixes
                      Facebook!
                      A Journey Into Sound On MCast

                      Satisfaction guaranteed, or double your music back.

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                      • joeSeff
                        Getting warmed up
                        • Oct 2004
                        • 53

                        #12
                        Re: Corporate training

                        I think you should probably get out of there right now before Celine Dion comes on, and somebody gets hurt.
                        Head for the nearest emergency shelter, and do not come out until you hear a respectable beat.
                        This is not a test.

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                        • Jibgolly
                          Vortexuralizor
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 20773

                          #13
                          sounds like you need to enlighten your instructor.
                          any man that listens to the backstreet boys is not all man.
                          defo suspect

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