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  • shosh
    Banned
    • Jun 2004
    • 4668

    Man Dressed as Darth Vader Attacks Jedi Church Founders



    A man who dressed up as Darth Vader, wearing a garbage bag for a cape, and assaulted the founders of a group calling itself the Jedi church was given a suspended sentence Tuesday.

    Arwel Wynne Hughes, 27, attacked Jedi church founder Barney Jones -- aka Master Jonba Hehol -- with a metal crutch, hitting him on the head, prosecutors told Holyhead Magistrates' Court.

    He also whacked Jones' 18-year-old cousin, Michael Jones -- known as Master Mormi Hehol -- bruising his thigh in the March 25 incident, prosecutors said.

    The two cousins and Barney Jones' brother, Daniel, set up the Church of Jediism, Anglesey order, last year. Jedi is the faith followed by some of the central characters in the "Star Wars" films.

    The group, which claims about 30 members, says on its Web site that it uses "insight and knowledge" from the films as "a guide to living a better and more worthwhile life."

    "We all love the films and what they stand for. Obviously some people are going to laugh about it," the Wales on Sunday newspaper quoted Barney Jones as saying last month. "But a lot of people do take it seriously."

    Unfortunately for Hughes, his March attack was recorded on a video camera that the cousins had set up to film themselves in a light saber battle.

    "Darth Vader! Jedis!" Hughes shouted as he approached.

    Hughes claimed he couldn't remember the incident, having drunk the better part of a 2 1/2-gallon (10-liter) box of wine beforehand.

    "He knows his behavior was wrong and didn't want it to happen but he has no recollection of it," said Hughes' lawyer, Frances Jones.

    District Judge Andrew Shaw sentenced Hughes to two months in jail but suspended the sentence for one year. He also ordered Hughes to pay $195 to each of his victims and $117 in court costs.

    In the 2001 United Kingdom census, 390,000 -- 0.7 percent of the population -- listed Jedi as their religion.

    In the 2001 United Kingdom census, 390,000 -- 0.7 percent of the population -- listed Jedi as their religion
  • Dhar_2
    meat and potatoes
    • Jun 2004
    • 18914

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    • Garrick
      DUDERZ get a life!!!
      • Jun 2004
      • 6764

      #3
      Re: Man Dressed as Darth Vader Attacks Jedi Church Founders

      wow, that is truly unbelievable. and what part of the movies does it say light saber duels make you a better person?
      Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?

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      • Dhar_2
        meat and potatoes
        • Jun 2004
        • 18914

        #4
        Re: Man Dressed as Darth Vader Attacks Jedi Church Founders

        the bit that's only available in the super duper geek directors sweepings of the cutting room floor edition!!!

        doh! like u didnt know that version existed!!

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        • day_for_night
          Are you Kidding me??
          • Jun 2004
          • 4127

          #5
          Re: Man Dressed as Darth Vader Attacks Jedi Church Founders

          i'm sorry, i know i shouldn't laugh about an assult, but that is absolutely hysterical.

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          • Garrick
            DUDERZ get a life!!!
            • Jun 2004
            • 6764

            #6
            Re: Man Dressed as Darth Vader Attacks Jedi Church Founders

            the fact that he was so sloshed he doesn't remember doing it is even better.
            Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?

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            • toasty
              Sir Toastiness
              • Jun 2004
              • 6585

              #7
              Re: Man Dressed as Darth Vader Attacks Jedi Church Founders

              Hughes claimed he couldn't remember the incident, having drunk the better part of a 2 1/2-gallon (10-liter) box of wine beforehand.
              Good lord.

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              • rubyraks
                DUDERZ get a life!!!
                • Jun 2004
                • 5341

                #8
                Re: Man Dressed as Darth Vader Attacks Jedi Church Founders

                While the whole story in and of itself is sadly hysterical, this is what really gets me...
                In the 2001 United Kingdom census, 390,000 -- 0.7 percent of the population -- listed Jedi as their religion.
                Seriously, 390,000 people call jedi a religion...do they have light sabers and is the force truly with them?! I think I hear George Lucas laughing his ass off straight to the bank
                "Work like you don't need the money.
                Love like you've never been hurt.
                Dance like nobody's watching.
                Sing like nobody's listening.
                Live like it's Heaven on Earth."

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                • day_for_night
                  Are you Kidding me??
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 4127

                  #9
                  Re: Man Dressed as Darth Vader Attacks Jedi Church Founders

                  ^
                  |
                  i'd imagine they see the option on the census and check it for laughs.

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                  • Dhar_2
                    meat and potatoes
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 18914

                    #10
                    Re: Man Dressed as Darth Vader Attacks Jedi Church Founders

                    Originally posted by Garrick
                    the fact that he was so sloshed he doesn't remember doing it is even better.
                    the beauty of alcohol!

                    and every englishmans first line of defence!!

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                    • chunky
                      Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                      • Jan 2006
                      • 10546

                      #11
                      Re: Man Dressed as Darth Vader Attacks Jedi Church Founders

                      Originally posted by Jedi
                      insight and knowledge" from the films as "a guide to living a better and more worthwhile life."
                      Didn't Luke slip his sister the tongue in the second film. Incest
                      Originally posted by res0nat0r
                      OK Lets All Stroke Ron Pauls Cock On 3!

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                      • Dhar_2
                        meat and potatoes
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 18914

                        #12
                        Re: Man Dressed as Darth Vader Attacks Jedi Church Founders

                        didnt r2d2 slip c3p0 his rod in one of them aswell.

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                        • chunky
                          Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                          • Jan 2006
                          • 10546

                          #13
                          Re: Man Dressed as Darth Vader Attacks Jedi Church Founders

                          Originally posted by rubyraks

                          Seriously, 390,000 people call jedi a religion...do they have light sabers and is the force truly with them?! I think I hear George Lucas laughing his ass off straight to the bank
                          Yeah it went from being a Cult to a Religion
                          Originally posted by res0nat0r
                          OK Lets All Stroke Ron Pauls Cock On 3!

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                          • Dhar_2
                            meat and potatoes
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 18914

                            #14
                            Re: Man Dressed as Darth Vader Attacks Jedi Church Founders

                            soon we will be hearing about jedi paedophile rings

                            come here little boy! feel the force!!


                            and mass light-sabre harakiri's!!!

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