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Actually, highlights of Wonkette's liveblog of Clinton's WV Victory Speech:
8:23 PM — Suzanne Malveaux says Obama called Clinton to congratulate her and got VOICE MAIL, which is Stone Cold.
9:06 PM — OMG here she is!!! They found the one young black male in West Virginia who voted for Hillary, and they put him in a yellow shirt and seated him directly behind her.
9:09 PM — Wild cheers at the mention of HillaryClinton.com. "There were those who wanted to declare the nominee before the ballots were counted, or even cast." Yes, that would be the Clintons, in 2007.
9:15 PM — Is this the segue into the anecdotal section of the evening? Yes! The nurse, the worker, the butcher, the baker, the candlestick maker! But not you, Arugula Elites, you don't need Hillary. Non-quitting America needs her though.
9:19 PM — Cheering crowd as she runs down the list of issues: healthcare, economy, etc. She reminds everyone that the campaign has been good for the country... another misty pan to dudes holding signs. This campaign is about the common threads that tie us together, which is why you should vote for the gal who appeals to white working-class voters over 65 living in Appalachia.
9:21 PM — "This is not an abstract exercise. This is for a solemn, crucial purpose." Such as recouping $20 million in campaign debt. She talked with Senator Byrd today, and offered him the vice presidency. He said, "I am too old, sorry." The governor of WV is called Mansion? Who knew?
9:23 PM — Another list... thank yous to supporters... "We've had the best time" in WV, because Bill has been trailed by adoring crowds of fat girls wherever he goes.
9:06 PM — OMG here she is!!! They found the one young black male in West Virginia who voted for Hillary, and they put him in a yellow shirt and seated him directly behind her.
9:09 PM — Wild cheers at the mention of HillaryClinton.com. "There were those who wanted to declare the nominee before the ballots were counted, or even cast." Yes, that would be the Clintons, in 2007.
9:15 PM — Is this the segue into the anecdotal section of the evening? Yes! The nurse, the worker, the butcher, the baker, the candlestick maker! But not you, Arugula Elites, you don't need Hillary. Non-quitting America needs her though.
9:19 PM — Cheering crowd as she runs down the list of issues: healthcare, economy, etc. She reminds everyone that the campaign has been good for the country... another misty pan to dudes holding signs. This campaign is about the common threads that tie us together, which is why you should vote for the gal who appeals to white working-class voters over 65 living in Appalachia.
9:21 PM — "This is not an abstract exercise. This is for a solemn, crucial purpose." Such as recouping $20 million in campaign debt. She talked with Senator Byrd today, and offered him the vice presidency. He said, "I am too old, sorry." The governor of WV is called Mansion? Who knew?
9:23 PM — Another list... thank yous to supporters... "We've had the best time" in WV, because Bill has been trailed by adoring crowds of fat girls wherever he goes.
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