Cheney Vows to Attack US If Kerry Elected

[toasty]

http://theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4041

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Re: Cheney Vows to Attack US If Kerry Elected

[Jun_K]

Re: Cheney Vows to Attack US If Kerry Elected

"A war against Dick Cheney would be a long, hard struggle," Bush said. "It would be a difficult battle against a shadowy nemesis who is able to hide among us, loves only death and destruction, and hates our freedom. I have the experience, the leadership, and the Republican nomination required to protect us all?myself and my family included?from Dick Cheney."

http://theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4041&n=0&pg=2

replace 'Dick Cheney' with 'Terror' and it sounds a lot like other speeches!

...Cheney's not a nice fella???

-Jun_K