women

[shosh]

Re: women

I like my women like I like my wine, 14 years old and stored in the basement

I like my women like I like my pizza, hot thick and sicilian

I like my women like I like my scotch, 12 years old and mixed up with coke

I like my women like I like my buds, cheap, smelly, and almost legal.

I like my women like I like my old shoes, worn out, dirty, and easy to get into

I like my women like I like my beer, imported and in groups of six

I like my women like I like my socks, white and tight

I like my women like I like my boxers, on my dick

I like my women like I like my condoms, on my dick

I like my women like I like my jock strap, on my dick

I like my women like I like my pictures, nailed to a wall

I like my women like I like my cars, with some junk in the trunk

I like my women like I like my coffee, in the kitchen next to the stove

I like my women like i like my coffee, dark and begging for cream.

I like my women like i like Digweed, deep, dark, and bumpin

[AntonyM]

Re: women

Thankfully there is the rockin boobage thread.

[88Mariner]

Re: women

I like my women like I like my wine, cheap, sweet, and stored in a plastic box.

I like my women like I like my pizza, with extra cheese and slathered with grease.

I like my women like I like my scotch, so strong it'll leave you with a burning sensation in your mouth.

I like my women like I like my buds. sticky.

I like my women like I like my old shoes, full of holes.

I like my women like I like my beer, tasting like piss and made in st. louis.

I like my women like I like my socks, black and strangulates my calf muscles.

I like my women like I like my boxers, with one giant gaping hole in the front, closed by a single button.

I like my women like I like my condoms, used.

I like my women like I like my jock strap, smelling like a locker room.

I like my women like I like my pictures, hung.

I like my women like I like my cars, painted yellow and driven by men wearing turbans.

I like my women like I like my coffee, shat out of a small madagascaran animal.

I like my women like i like my coffee, plucked from trees and saddled to the side of a donkey.

I like my women like i like Digweed, looking like a hippie without any facial expression.

[Shiva]

Re: women

Behind every GREAT man there is a WOMAN

Chew on that one boyz!!!

[shosh]

Re: women

I like my women like I like my pictures, hung.

lol wat?

tranny?

[day_for_night]

Re: women

Behind every GREAT man there is a WOMAN

Chew on that one boyz!!!

we need someone to do the cooking and cleaning...

(i kid, i kid)

[Shiva]

Re: women

we need someone to do the cooking and cleaning...

(i kid, i kid)

lol

Well dont u know that nowadays men spend more time in front of the mirror than women?
(common knowledge)

[Kamal]

Re: women

yea thats if you go man shopping with poto in the village

[shosh]

Re: women

lol

Well dont u know that nowadays men spend more time in front of the mirror than women?
(common knowledge)

who let her out of the kitchen?




jk jk

[88Mariner]

Re: women

Behind every GREAT man there is a WOMAN

Chew on that one boyz!!!

and behind every woman, his mistress.

Re: women

Quote:
Originally Posted by 88Mariner
I like my women like I like my pictures, hung.

lol wat?

tranny?

hah yeah. the gf and I were reading through the philly magazine, and they've got dozens upon dozens of adds for trannies. It's silly...you'd think this city is full of women with penises by the number in contrast to other ads. (it isn't, btw). We figured out that anytime an ad says, "T.S." it means trans-sexual.

what we can't figure out are the codes for the asian massages. Does anyone know what a 'full body shampoo" means?

[AntonyM]

Re: women

Is that like a turtle wax?

[88Mariner]

Re: women

Is that like a turtle wax?

are you asking me? I have no idea. i'm trying to figure it out. not even a google search gets me closer to an answer....

[Dhar_2]

Re: women

i'll have a turtle wax!

[Dhar_2]

Re: women

Behind every GREAT man there is a WOMAN

Chew on that one boyz!!!

in philly it sounds like it!!!

[lilsensa]

Re: women

I like my women like I like my pictures, hung.

lol wat?

tranny?

Lmao!!! What the??